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In honor of this evening's revelation about the Club Q shooter here in the Springs...
— The Right To Bear Memes (@grandoldmemes) November 23, 2022
— Sal the Agorist (@SallyMayweather) November 23, 2022
Wait! One more. **** that jab! NWA to UWA. Unvax'd With Attitude!
"Man, fuck dat jab.
— Clifton Duncan. (@cliftonaduncan) November 22, 2022
And fuck all y'all for tryna make me get it."
Ice Cube, Voice of the People https://t.co/agZug0iIbj
not really funny, but sadly it's true:
New Disney CEO Promises To Make Child Grooming Slightly Less Obvious
LOS ANGELES, CA Amid plunging stock price, unprofitable streaming, and a business model intensely focused on sexualizing children as young as possible, Bob Chapek has been ousted from Disney and replaced with former CEO Bob Iger.
In his first public statement regarding the change, Iger promised to make Disney's child-grooming practices slightly less noticeable to the public.
"Here at Disney, we will continue to prey on the hearts, minds, and bodies of young children, which is one of our core values," said Iger to a crowd full of reporters and Hollywood degenerates. "But now, we will be slightly less 'in-your-face' about it. It's time to return to the subliminal messaging of the 90s that so successfully estranged millions of kids from the wisdom and protection of their loving parents! That worked wonders!"
"Also, I have hair, unlike Chapek, who was bald. So that's another improvement."
Iger also teased 12 more seasons of She-Hulk and 32 more Baby Yoda spinoff shows, much to the delight of several fans.
At publishing time, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis had challenged Iger to a duel to the death at the top of Epcot's Spaceship Earth.
Courtesy of The Babylon Bee
LOS ANGELES, CA Amid plunging stock price, unprofitable streaming, and a business model intensely focused on sexualizing children as young as possible, Bob Chapek has been ousted from Disney and replaced with former CEO Bob Iger.
In his first public statement regarding the change, Iger promised to make Disney's child-grooming practices slightly less noticeable to the public.
"Here at Disney, we will continue to prey on the hearts, minds, and bodies of young children, which is one of our core values," said Iger to a crowd full of reporters and Hollywood degenerates. "But now, we will be slightly less 'in-your-face' about it. It's time to return to the subliminal messaging of the 90s that so successfully estranged millions of kids from the wisdom and protection of their loving parents! That worked wonders!"
"Also, I have hair, unlike Chapek, who was bald. So that's another improvement."
Iger also teased 12 more seasons of She-Hulk and 32 more Baby Yoda spinoff shows, much to the delight of several fans.
At publishing time, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis had challenged Iger to a duel to the death at the top of Epcot's Spaceship Earth.
Courtesy of The Babylon Bee
Whoever loses the US v England match must keep Meghan and Harry.
— Esther K (@estherk_k) November 22, 2022
— David Limbaugh (@DavidLimbaugh) November 22, 2022
Trying to win something for the first time since 1914 pic.twitter.com/ybgFeI0lZu
— Three Year Letterman (@3YearLetterman) November 23, 2022
3 Year Letterman is the ultimate Twitter Troll
World Cup 2022: Japan shocks Germany in Group E match | Fox NewsRuss Dalrymple said:Trying to win something for the first time since 1914 pic.twitter.com/ybgFeI0lZu
— Three Year Letterman (@3YearLetterman) November 23, 2022
3 Year Letterman is the ultimate Twitter Troll
The NHL is catching S**T for tweeting that trans men are men. Personally I think hockey games should only have three periods.
— Jimmy Failla (@jimmyfailla) November 23, 2022
Love it when he called it the "Plandemic."
For just $8 a month, you can sponsor a liberal.
— Kyle Mann (@The_Kyle_Mann) November 11, 2022
via @TheBabylonBee pic.twitter.com/EERJEW4I6C
If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted. Just the way it is!!
Recently Pardoned Turkey Found Dead After Claiming To Have Dirt On Hillary Clintonhttps://t.co/30Xw4d2roW
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) November 23, 2022
If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted. Just the way it is!!
So apparently this actually got sent in and the Vikings put it up on the video board…
IYKYK
IYKYK
LOL pic.twitter.com/nek1OE6ja8
— Barry (@BarryOnHere) November 20, 2022
For those who don't know, apparently that guy is a porn actor.Russ Dalrymple said:
So apparently this actually got sent in and the Vikings put it up on the video board…
IYKYKLOL pic.twitter.com/nek1OE6ja8
— Barry (@BarryOnHere) November 20, 2022
Wild West Pimp Style
Buzzy said:For those who don't know, apparently that guy is a porn actor.Russ Dalrymple said:
So apparently this actually got sent in and the Vikings put it up on the video board…
IYKYKLOL pic.twitter.com/nek1OE6ja8
— Barry (@BarryOnHere) November 20, 2022
He's had more jobs than any guy living. Plumber, doctor, pizza delivery.
You might say he's the hardest working guy in porn.
Not Barnes though.
Journalists Rush To Scene Of Shooting To Determine Whether It's Politically Useful
It was just like WW 2. Japan started late but eventually outlasted Germany. And Italy didn't even show up.
Russ Dalrymple said:Trying to win something for the first time since 1914 pic.twitter.com/ybgFeI0lZu
— Three Year Letterman (@3YearLetterman) November 23, 2022
3 Year Letterman is the ultimate Twitter Troll
Buzzy said:For those who don't know, apparently that guy is a porn actor.Russ Dalrymple said:
So apparently this actually got sent in and the Vikings put it up on the video board…
IYKYKLOL pic.twitter.com/nek1OE6ja8
— Barry (@BarryOnHere) November 20, 2022
What's sad is I knew there was a gag; and it must be the guy isn't a vet... thought this guy must be a famous actor or just gets photoshopped / meme'd a lot.
The amount of people (dudes) in the comments who knew who this was and what he did is sad... who watches so much porn they recognize the male actors faces?
— nortouQ (@nortouQ) November 23, 2022
SpreadsheetAg said:Buzzy said:For those who don't know, apparently that guy is a porn actor.Russ Dalrymple said:
So apparently this actually got sent in and the Vikings put it up on the video board…
IYKYKLOL pic.twitter.com/nek1OE6ja8
— Barry (@BarryOnHere) November 20, 2022
What's sad is I knew there was a gag; and it must be the guy isn't a vet... thought this guy must be a famous actor or just gets photoshopped / meme'd a lot.
The amount of people (dudes) in the comments who knew who this was and what he did is sad... who watches so much porn they recognize the male actors faces?
I've never seen him in porn, I've just seen enough memes of him that I know who he is.
He's been a meme for quite a number years now. I'd guess that's how 90% of people recognize him. I've never seen him in porn but I know who he is...SpreadsheetAg said:Buzzy said:For those who don't know, apparently that guy is a porn actor.Russ Dalrymple said:
So apparently this actually got sent in and the Vikings put it up on the video board…
IYKYKLOL pic.twitter.com/nek1OE6ja8
— Barry (@BarryOnHere) November 20, 2022
What's sad is I knew there was a gag; and it must be the guy isn't a vet... thought this guy must be a famous actor or just gets photoshopped / meme'd a lot.
The amount of people (dudes) in the comments who knew who this was and what he did is sad... who watches so much porn they recognize the male actors faces?
ETA: just a little late...
Happy Thanksgiving! pic.twitter.com/261SOUlYM4
— James Woods (@RealJamesWoods) November 24, 2022
If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted. Just the way it is!!
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