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Aggie12B said:
Unless he runs as a Democrat.
The GOAT! pic.twitter.com/QwTBFPOcJg
— Ivan Trumpovic 🇦🇺🇭🇷🇺🇲🇷🇺 (@QualityTweets78) November 19, 2022
In that case they need to get him on testosterone blockers, stat.MostlyHarmless said:Aggie12B said:
Unless he runs as a Democrat.
Biz Ag said:In that case they need to get him on testosterone blockers, stat.MostlyHarmless said:Aggie12B said:
Unless he runs as a Democrat.
I was thinking more Bill Clinton and less Rachel Levine.
annie88 said:The GOAT! pic.twitter.com/QwTBFPOcJg
— Ivan Trumpovic 🇦🇺🇭🇷🇺🇲🇷🇺 (@QualityTweets78) November 19, 2022
Ok that's pretty good.
A fearful society is a compliant society. That's why Democrats and criminals prefer their victims to be unarmed. Gun Control is not about guns, it's about control.
TyHolden said:
white guys own this sport!!!EXCLUSIVE: Biological male who was 72nd place on boys’ track team wins 1st place on girls’ track team in a Seattle High School competition. https://t.co/4qX1KC5VGg
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) November 17, 2022
This is infuriating.
New surgery provides trans patients with either NO genitalia or BOTH male and female 😶 https://t.co/4iqB9VwH6D
— Not the Bee (@Not_the_Bee) November 19, 2022
If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted. Just the way it is!!
Squadron7 said:TyHolden said:Maxine Waters to hold hearing Into FTX collapse pic.twitter.com/s2Gt37DJfx
— Clown World ™ 🤡 (@ClownWorld_) November 17, 2022
The same Chairman Maxine that had to be reminded in the middle of a hearing on Student Loans that the gov took over the student loan program a few years back.
She dumb.
And very representative of those people now attracted to office.
She is literally one of the dumbest ones and that is saying a hell of a lot. She's corrupt as hell too.
You spent almost 3 years taking advice about COVID from people that were fooled by Elizabeth Holmes, Sam Bankman-Fried, and Jussie Smollett.
— Brent A. Williams, MD (@BrentAWilliams2) November 19, 2022
Strong work.
Kirk Herbstreit is exactly who John Dutton is fighting to keep out of Montana. pic.twitter.com/y9BMdqSP8u
— Julian Council (@JulianCouncil) November 19, 2022
Strongannie88 said:Kirk Herbstreit is exactly who John Dutton is fighting to keep out of Montana. pic.twitter.com/y9BMdqSP8u
— Julian Council (@JulianCouncil) November 19, 2022
Wild West Pimp Style
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Unfortunately, Rachel Levine has more in common with today Democrats than Bill Clinton.
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was thinking more Bill Clinton and less Rachel Levine.
Unfortunately, Rachel Levine has more in common with today Democrats than Bill Clinton.
Ok, who did this??😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/4YlKBwcEIi
— il Donaldo Trumpo (@PapiTrumpo) November 19, 2022
Reload8098 said:TyHolden said:
white guys own this sport!!!EXCLUSIVE: Biological male who was 72nd place on boys’ track team wins 1st place on girls’ track team in a Seattle High School competition. https://t.co/4qX1KC5VGg
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) November 17, 2022
This is infuriating.
Don't let it bother you. This is happening in blue places that vote for it. Like President Obama famously said, "elections have consequences." The consequence of voting for liberals is that your daughters are getting canceled. Good job.
A fearful society is a compliant society. That's why Democrats and criminals prefer their victims to be unarmed. Gun Control is not about guns, it's about control.
Here's another Obama quote. Political but not funny.
Listen to Obama in 2008 talking about voting machines and election fraud pic.twitter.com/Di6jjLNRep
— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) November 13, 2022
Okay, fess up. Which one of you is this?
He aged 25 years as presidentaggiehawg said:
Here's another Obama quote. Political but not funny.Listen to Obama in 2008 talking about voting machines and election fraud pic.twitter.com/Di6jjLNRep
— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) November 13, 2022
Twitter Workers Worried Elon Musk Will Turn Their Free Speech Platform Into Platform That Allows Free Speechhttps://t.co/6ChQINxtJJ
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) November 19, 2022
If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted. Just the way it is!!
PSA: if your “vagina” needs a manual, it’s probably not a vagina. pic.twitter.com/ANrBh0rv1V
— Coco 🇺🇸 (@CoClarified) November 18, 2022
Antifa out here in Denton trying to look tough. 😂 pic.twitter.com/0abkNpogCY
— Sara Gonzales (@SaraGonzalesTX) November 19, 2022
Dun … dun…DUNNNNNN!
Scientists in 1977 predicted the next ice age… https://t.co/f7vCzcXnWB
— Rob Schneider (@RobSchneider) November 19, 2022
Twitter before Elon vs Twitter after Elon pic.twitter.com/rnhsgWc2IN
— Lauren Chen (@TheLaurenChen) November 19, 2022
Whole Twitter team rn is just pure grindset H1-Bs and white dudes in occupy mars t-shirts. They are about to cook fr
— spec🫡 (@SpeculatorSzn) November 19, 2022
Crap! Man, were I much much younger and on my game (and single) I'd be hanging around to be Elon's next Baby Mama. That's a sweeter gig than working for twitter./sarc.Que Te Gusta Mas said:Twitter before Elon vs Twitter after Elon pic.twitter.com/rnhsgWc2IN
— Lauren Chen (@TheLaurenChen) November 19, 2022
Nancy Pelosi Steals Speaker Of The House Podium As Souvenir
WASHINGTON, D.C. After being fired from her role as Speaker of the House, Representative Nancy Pelosi was photographed nonchalantly stealing the official Speaker podium to take home as a souvenir.
"Later, suckers!" said Ms. Pelosi as she strolled by House Republicans, still toting the podium. "Man, it feels good to be a gangster."
Capitol Police have not yet discovered the whereabouts of the missing podium, but are following up on several leads. "We actually just got a call about a woman in a pantsuit passed out drunk by the Reflecting Pool, so the podium is probably nearby," said Officer Jon Farthing. "Still, just to be safe, we will probably send an agent to go pistol whip Chip Gaines."
Ms. Pelosi was elected Speaker of the House in 2007, though it was not until a brief period of sobriety in May 2008 that Pelosi first realized that she had become Speaker. She primarily dedicated her tenure to murdering as many babies as possible, then occasionally pretending to be Catholic just to troll people. Having lost power in 2011, Ms. Pelosi regained her title as Speaker in 2019, after which she delivered unmatched insider trading results - netting the millions of dollars necessary to keep her eyebrows elevated.
At publishing time, the Capitol police had reported the podium was discovered in the possession of some guy named Ray Epps.
Courtesy of The Babylon Bee
WASHINGTON, D.C. After being fired from her role as Speaker of the House, Representative Nancy Pelosi was photographed nonchalantly stealing the official Speaker podium to take home as a souvenir.
"Later, suckers!" said Ms. Pelosi as she strolled by House Republicans, still toting the podium. "Man, it feels good to be a gangster."
Capitol Police have not yet discovered the whereabouts of the missing podium, but are following up on several leads. "We actually just got a call about a woman in a pantsuit passed out drunk by the Reflecting Pool, so the podium is probably nearby," said Officer Jon Farthing. "Still, just to be safe, we will probably send an agent to go pistol whip Chip Gaines."
Ms. Pelosi was elected Speaker of the House in 2007, though it was not until a brief period of sobriety in May 2008 that Pelosi first realized that she had become Speaker. She primarily dedicated her tenure to murdering as many babies as possible, then occasionally pretending to be Catholic just to troll people. Having lost power in 2011, Ms. Pelosi regained her title as Speaker in 2019, after which she delivered unmatched insider trading results - netting the millions of dollars necessary to keep her eyebrows elevated.
At publishing time, the Capitol police had reported the podium was discovered in the possession of some guy named Ray Epps.
Courtesy of The Babylon Bee
— Sal the Agorist (@SallyMayweather) November 20, 2022
You’ve been drugged, kidnapped, and wake up to this… pic.twitter.com/4kTH2NES5N
— NevilleTheCat (@FearTheFloof) November 20, 2022
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