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Welcoming back Ligma & Johnson! pic.twitter.com/LEhXV95Njj

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) November 15, 2022

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Now THAT is funny right there.

Biden is reportedly telling friends he could beat Trump if the two of them ever faced off in a Presidential election one day.

— Jimmy Failla (@jimmyfailla) November 16, 2022

If you think the woke mob is mad now, just wait until Trump identifies as a woman and becomes our first female president

— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) November 16, 2022

The people who spent a week explaining how and why @JohnFetterman was a quality candidate are arguing tonight that Trump was low energy.

— Yossi Gestetner (@YossiGestetner) November 16, 2022

this dude is the Camel cool guy

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— Dudes Posting Their W’s (@DudespostingWs) November 15, 2022

Did we ever figure out why Hunter Biden called his dad "Pedo Peter" in his phone contacts?

— Martyr Made 🦉🪓 (@martyrmade) November 16, 2022

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— ConservativeSanta (@itsMISTERCLAUS) November 16, 2022

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— Sohnie Hill (@Sohnie) November 16, 2022

War Solved: United States Puts Up Gun-Free Zone Sign In Ukraine

KYIV, UKRAINE The United States has solved the crisis in Ukraine after Congress voted to install a "gun-free zone" sign in Ukraine. The sign is expected to put an end to the Russia-Ukraine crisis, which began in 2014 with fighting in isolated regions before escalating to a full-scale land invasion of Ukraine in February 2022.
"Welp, I guess it's over," said one Russian general in Crimea. "The sign is very clear, comrades. There's no way of getting around this. Time to go back home!"
"This is a big win for peace," said Chris Murphy, the junior Democratic Party senator from Connecticut. "These signs will put a stop to all fighting in Ukraine and restore stability to the region, just like they do in downtown Chicago."
Some in Congress feel like the sign is just a start. "The sign is fine. And I cosponsored it, by the way," said Congresswoman AOC. "But what about artillery and tanks? We need signs that say 'Artillery-And-Tank-Free Zone' as well. Also, the sign should have a pride flag on it for inclusivity."
The 3-foot by 5-foot steel sign was built in Detroit, Michigan, and transported to Kiev, the capital of Ukraine, by a team of United States Navy SEALs. The team was fired upon by Russian fighters as the SEALs left after completing the mission.
At publishing time, fighting resumed after a Ukrainian tank inadvertently shot a tank round through the word "free."

Courtesy of The Babylon Bee

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— txaggal (@txaggal) November 16, 2022

Kari Lake ran a fantastic campaign but ultimately she just couldn’t compete with Katie Hobbs’ popularity amongst 125-year-olds.

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