*****Official Funny Political Tweet Thread*****
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Oops. Fat fingered this. Sorry.
Has #Bidenflation impacted your holiday plans this year? pic.twitter.com/KNRU3btiuz
— Stand For America (@StandForAmerica) November 14, 2022
— Tudor Dixon (@TudorDixon) November 15, 2022
Damn. Replies to Mrs. Dixon from the party of compassion are so hateful.
How green is this lettuce? pic.twitter.com/Cg4EYQLg8E
— You Had One Job (@YouHadOneJ0B) November 15, 2022
oh no said:
Damn. Replies to Mrs. Dixon from the party of compassion are so hateful.
I looked at a few and they didn't bother me. She lives in a blue state and is whining about it so they're telling her to move. Same would have happened if Bobby Frank whined on Twitter about how much he hates being a Texan. Own your circumstances. If I lived in Michigan I'd leave.
A fearful society is a compliant society. That's why Democrats and criminals prefer their victims to be unarmed. Gun Control is not about guns, it's about control.
Okay so Kamala Harris is catching S**T for saying College Kids are stupid. But she kinda has a point given that 90% of them voted for her.
— Jimmy Failla (@jimmyfailla) November 15, 2022
Where are you going to sleep tonight, my friend? pic.twitter.com/TYCE4nvHBE
— Fun Viral Vids 😊 (@Fun_Viral_Vids) November 14, 2022
Shudder.... that look reminds me of my BSC EX
annie88 said:
Doubtful it's real but it's still funny.
Not revelant?
Can you blame him tho 😂 pic.twitter.com/ehIDtsVnMX
— M2 (@Amer1can_Barbie) November 12, 2022
I’m going to hell 🔥😂 pic.twitter.com/WxxfAuvYl1
— M2 (@Amer1can_Barbie) November 14, 2022
In 2020 we got cancelled from everything. One of the projects was a remote writing session with two songwriters in LA. We were sacked due to our position on masks. Here’s my response after 30 months. pic.twitter.com/GGBXMsK47e
— Right Said Fred (@TheFreds) November 10, 2022
SAY IT LOUDER #GaysAgainstGroomers pic.twitter.com/dTVNbinR6T
— Gays Against Groomers (@againstgrmrs) November 11, 2022
Always up for a good ratio!
MedPage Today deleted this tweet so it’s preserved here for posterity. pic.twitter.com/RS3DfzBbiU
— Masks are bad, actually (@Rando8715401) November 12, 2022
Gentle Reminder…. pic.twitter.com/460f1x150d
— Betty 🌸 (@CaliforniaFrizz) November 14, 2022
Squadron7 said:annie88 said:
Doubtful it's real but it's still funny.
Not revelant?
Anything is relevant on this thread. It was in a tweet and it's funny. It's political because it deals with a president.
Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
Fight Fight Fight.
Fight Fight Fight.
I doubt the one on the left. They used to not show pregnant women. Even "I Love Lucy" never used the term pregnant, and took pains to not show Lucy's bottom half. She had to fight to even let them admit she was having a baby, and letting her film while pregnant.
EDIT: Just found out the cigarette brand is fake, from the video game Bioshock
https://www.reddit.com/r/Bioshock/comments/1qiqhg/good_ol_rapture_advertising/
EDIT: Just found out the cigarette brand is fake, from the video game Bioshock
https://www.reddit.com/r/Bioshock/comments/1qiqhg/good_ol_rapture_advertising/
It’s obvious. pic.twitter.com/ofRBO63PHx
— Dumbass Photoshop (@DumbassPhotoshp) November 15, 2022
Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
Fight Fight Fight.
Fight Fight Fight.
Re-read the spelling of the 3rd word in your sentence, and then how the "teacher" (and squad7) spelled itannie88 said:Squadron7 said:annie88 said:
Doubtful it's real but it's still funny.
Not revelant?
Anything is relevant on this thread. It was in a tweet and it's funny. It's political because it deals with a president.
RED AG 98 said:Re-read the spelling of the 3rd word in your sentence, and then how the "teacher" (and squad17) spelled itannie88 said:Squadron7 said:annie88 said:
Doubtful it's real but it's still funny.
Not revelant?
Anything is relevant on this thread. It was in a tweet and it's funny. It's political because it deals with a president.
7! It is 7!
doh!!!! that's what i get for scrolling back to check on who said it while the "reply" dialog box was still up!
RED AG 98 said:Re-read the spelling of the 3rd word in your sentence, and then how the "teacher" (and squad7) spelled itannie88 said:Squadron7 said:annie88 said:
Doubtful it's real but it's still funny.
Not revelant?
Anything is relevant on this thread. It was in a tweet and it's funny. It's political because it deals with a president.
Oh hell I totally missed that. And I misinterpreted what he was saying about the post. Got me.
Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
Fight Fight Fight.
Fight Fight Fight.
Annie, the funniest part by far was the "Coolest President Ever".
No matter what age we are, we all think the same thing.
No matter what age we are, we all think the same thing.
Hate is how progressives sustain themselves. Without hate, introspection begins to slip into the progressive's consciousness, threatening the progressive with the truth: that their ideas and opinions are illogical, hypocritical, dangerous, and asinine.
This is backed by data.
This is backed by data.
Think how awkward it’s gonna be when Grandma Vodka retires and has to go spend time with Paul Hammerpants. https://t.co/WYs5x3lUX0
— Jesse Kelly (@JesseKellyDC) November 15, 2022
Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
Fight Fight Fight.
Fight Fight Fight.
Welcoming back Ligma & Johnson! pic.twitter.com/LEhXV95Njj
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) November 15, 2022
In Narrow Senate Race, Democratic Candidate Wins By Only 2 Roller Bags
LAS VEGAS, NV As the nation continues to await the final results of last week's midterm elections, a local Democrat candidate pulled out a shocking victory in a narrow race, winning by only two rolling travel suitcases.
"The Republican candidate built a substantial lead on election night after being significantly ahead of his challenger in all of the polls," said election expert Chip Parvin. "Fascinatingly, though many of the other races in the state were called as soon as the Democrat candidates took the lead, this particular race remained hotly contested for days after the polls were closed."
Onlookers were stumped as to what exactly happened, but new vote tallies were reported this morning after several unmarked vans dropped off multiple bags at vote-counting sites in the middle of the night. In a statement shortly before the Associated Press and other major media outlets reported the final count, a representative for the county stated the Democrat had, in fact, won by only two roller bags.
"This only serves to further assure our citizens that our democratic process is entirely pure and incorruptible," said election supervisor Tom Servo. "It is our solemn duty to make sure that our elections are done transparently, with every single vote being counted, even if they come in several days after polls close and have no discernable way to determine their validity or where they came from."
At publishing time, county election workers were seen hurriedly filling out ballots ahead of time for the 2024 presidential election, which the county assured reporters is completely normal and in no way a violation of any election integrity ethics or existing laws.
Courtesy of The Babylon Bee[url=https://www.ticketsource.us/the-babylon-bee-live/t-eajrjlj][/url]
LAS VEGAS, NV As the nation continues to await the final results of last week's midterm elections, a local Democrat candidate pulled out a shocking victory in a narrow race, winning by only two rolling travel suitcases.
"The Republican candidate built a substantial lead on election night after being significantly ahead of his challenger in all of the polls," said election expert Chip Parvin. "Fascinatingly, though many of the other races in the state were called as soon as the Democrat candidates took the lead, this particular race remained hotly contested for days after the polls were closed."
Onlookers were stumped as to what exactly happened, but new vote tallies were reported this morning after several unmarked vans dropped off multiple bags at vote-counting sites in the middle of the night. In a statement shortly before the Associated Press and other major media outlets reported the final count, a representative for the county stated the Democrat had, in fact, won by only two roller bags.
"This only serves to further assure our citizens that our democratic process is entirely pure and incorruptible," said election supervisor Tom Servo. "It is our solemn duty to make sure that our elections are done transparently, with every single vote being counted, even if they come in several days after polls close and have no discernable way to determine their validity or where they came from."
At publishing time, county election workers were seen hurriedly filling out ballots ahead of time for the 2024 presidential election, which the county assured reporters is completely normal and in no way a violation of any election integrity ethics or existing laws.
Courtesy of The Babylon Bee[url=https://www.ticketsource.us/the-babylon-bee-live/t-eajrjlj][/url]
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