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California does produce a lot of food, but we'll see how long that lasts when Nevada and Arizona stop sending water downstream.

The Red areas have more staples: wheat, corn, cotton, beef, dairy.

They also have more oil.

More military bases, including all the USAF training bases

More nuclear labs.

More spacecraft launch facilities.

etc.

Will be interesting to see what happens when "Jesusland" finishes their wall with Mexico, and enforces it, and all the illegals flood California.

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Alberta, Saskatchewan, and Manitoba should be red. We'll give them Colorado and New Mexico.
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AzAg80 said:

Alberta, Saskatchewan, and Manitoba should be red. We'll give them Colorado and New Mexico.
Nope, where would Texans ski? Give us the eastern plains (which are Red) and the mountain resorts who love Texas $$$$
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If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted. Just the way it is!!
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If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted. Just the way it is!!
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If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted. Just the way it is!!
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He sounds like Porky the Pig
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CanyonAg77 said:

California does produce a lot of food, but we'll see how long that lasts when Nevada and Arizona stop sending water downstream.

The Red areas have more staples: wheat, corn, cotton, beef, dairy.

They also have more oil.

More military bases, including all the USAF training bases

More nuclear labs.

More spacecraft launch facilities.

etc.

Will be interesting to see what happens when "Jesusland" finishes their wall with Mexico, and enforces it, and all the illegals flood California.




True on California but it can't feed that blue area. The blue probably has enough food to feed 1/2 of the people on the blue spaces. And as someone else pointed out there's not a lot of energy in that blue area either. Pennsylvania and California and Alberta in a form that's difficult to move and process. Meanwhile Jesusland just became the worlds largest exporter of food and energy.

Democrats are begging for a reintroduction to the idea that life is hard.
A fearful society is a compliant society. That's why Democrats and criminals prefer their victims to be unarmed. Gun Control is not about guns, it's about control.
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LOYAL AG said:

CanyonAg77 said:

California does produce a lot of food, but we'll see how long that lasts when Nevada and Arizona stop sending water downstream.

The Red areas have more staples: wheat, corn, cotton, beef, dairy.

They also have more oil.

More military bases, including all the USAF training bases

More nuclear labs.

More spacecraft launch facilities.

etc.

Will be interesting to see what happens when "Jesusland" finishes their wall with Mexico, and enforces it, and all the illegals flood California.




True on California but it can't feed that blue area. The blue probably has enough food to feed 1/2 of the people on the blue spaces. And as someone else pointed out there's not a lot of energy in that blue area either. Pennsylvania and California and Alberta in a form that's difficult to move and process. Meanwhile Jesusland just became the worlds largest exporter of food and energy.

Democrats are begging for a reintroduction to the idea that life is hard.
Well, at least they'll have plenty of wine to drown their misery in.
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Fire in the hole!!!

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hunter2012 said:

Fire in the hole!!!



No In and Out locations west of I-35.

Survey invalid
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CanyonAg77 said:

hunter2012 said:

Fire in the hole!!!



No In and Out locations west of I-35.

Survey invalid
Yeah, there is no way that's right.

Edit: I just looked it up and there are only 40 locations in the entire state. Compared to say Chick-Fil-A which has 464 locations in the state.
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MostlyHarmless said:

CanyonAg77 said:

hunter2012 said:

Fire in the hole!!!



No In and Out locations west of I-35.

Survey invalid
Yeah, there is no way that's right.

Edit: I just looked it up and there are only 40 locations in the entire state. Compared to say Chick-Fil-A which has 464 locations in the state.
Now do Whataburger.
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HtownAg92 said:

MostlyHarmless said:

CanyonAg77 said:

hunter2012 said:

Fire in the hole!!!



No In and Out locations west of I-35.

Survey invalid
Yeah, there is no way that's right.

Edit: I just looked it up and there are only 40 locations in the entire state. Compared to say Chick-Fil-A which has 464 locations in the state.
Now do Whataburger.
716. I'm not surprised. I'd personally put them way above In and Out.
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MostlyHarmless said:

HtownAg92 said:

MostlyHarmless said:

CanyonAg77 said:

hunter2012 said:

Fire in the hole!!!



No In and Out locations west of I-35.

Survey invalid
Yeah, there is no way that's right.

Edit: I just looked it up and there are only 40 locations in the entire state. Compared to say Chick-Fil-A which has 464 locations in the state.
Now do Whataburger.
716. I'm not surprised. I'd personally put them way above In and Out.
That map has to be click-bait trolling, because no way any poll would put Kommifornia burgers ahead of the WB in Texas. I'd wager that DQ would rank higher too.
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Hillary goes there...for Veteran's Day. (Screenshot)


Where's all of the sniper fire, you witch?
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Hate is how progressives sustain themselves. Without hate, introspection begins to slip into the progressive's consciousness, threatening the progressive with the truth: that their ideas and opinions are illogical, hypocritical, dangerous, and asinine.
This is backed by data.
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HtownAg92 said:

MostlyHarmless said:

CanyonAg77 said:

hunter2012 said:

Fire in the hole!!!



No In and Out locations west of I-35.

Survey invalid
Yeah, there is no way that's right.

Edit: I just looked it up and there are only 40 locations in the entire state. Compared to say Chick-Fil-A which has 464 locations in the state.
Now do Whataburger.


Id still bet Chick-fil-A serves way more customers than whataburger. That said how embarrassing is it to have taco Bueno or Wendy's as #1. Those are the worst ranked in their sub category or fast food!
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Whataburger shouldn't be on the list as it isn't fast food. I can go sit down and get food faster in most Mexican restaurants than Whataburger. Waited in their drive thru like 30 minutes the other day before just driving away.
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If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted. Just the way it is!!
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Whataburger has 670+ stores in Texas.

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Team GQ versus Team Slob.
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Going to be a shock for him to wear a suit and tie every day to the Senate chamber.
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The sad part is Fetterman family is probably more the norm.
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Aggie12B said:


Wow! This is Really Hard to do!


what are the odds of this happening by chance?
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Borrowed from CanyonAg in the "PA Getting what it voted for" thread!



Quote:

Not much has changed in 45 years

Freeze A Yankee,
Drive 75 and freeze 'em alive
Freeze a Yankee
Let your thermostat rise and give 'em a surprise
Governor Briscoe promised us
that if any damn Yankee raised a fuss,
He'd turn off the gas, cut off the oil,
and let 'em all freeze and boil

They don't want an oil rig
around their seashore
Lord, it's a terrible sight
And don't you try to drill
in their dirty old water
if you do, you're in for a fight

Senator Kennedy told me himself
That he wouldn't let us drill
on the continental shelf
So, when they tried to get
Texas to drill another well
We could tell them all to go to ……
Hyannisport!

Now, President Carter was a good ole boy
A southerner thru and thru,
But when he asked
all American's to sacrifice,
He really meant …you know who

He wants all our oil
And our nuclear fuels
What does he take us for?
Silly fools?
The President wants us to pass our gas
Now ain't that a kick in the..

(refrain)

Cram them Yankee's in little bitty cars
While we drive around in limousines
There ain't nothing in the world any more fun
Than pumpin' gas in those big Mochines.

Us Texan's love our Cadillac's,
Big Continental's and Pontiac's
We're gonna keep all the gas we can make
And let them Yankee's shiver and shake

Well, them Yankee's say they need our oil
And they gotta have gasoline
But don't you put no refineries way up north
They wanna keep their air real clean

They only got enough Ignite
To last until midnight
Not enough fuel
to keep their beer real cool
But we'll send you lots of oil, now don't you fear
If you promise not to move down here

(refrain)

Freeze A Yankee
Alleluia
Save your Confederate credit card
The South wanna rise again
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