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If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted. Just the way it is!!
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If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted. Just the way it is!!
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If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted. Just the way it is!!
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Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
Fight Fight Fight.
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Todd 02 said:

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Is that because he's a homosexual and it comes with a cock?
Likely already has HIV and monkey pox, so I can understand his position
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I like it! I'd like it better without the blue line.
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'The View' Will Now Just Be One Hour Of Hosts Beating White Women With Sticks




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LOS ANGELES, CA In a move designed to streamline the show's format and make planning episodes much easier, ABC has announced that "The View" will now just be a solid hour of the show's hosts beating white women with sticks.

"This isn't so much a pivot in the show's philosophy or overall direction, but more a simplification of our focus," said openly racist co-host Sunny Hostin. "We've always made it a point to villainize and shame any segment of our viewing audience when they don't follow in lockstep with our opinions, but this change will allow us to cut through other distractions and get right down to what our show is meant to be about. Now let's whip some white ladies!"

The announcement was met with a mixed reaction, as even former co-hosts voice their disapproval. "I certainly don't agree with this new format they're pursuing," said Elisabeth Hasselbeck. "I mean, I spent years fearing for my life and being chased through the halls of the studio by a hungry Rosie O'Donnell, but at least they tried to maintain a pretense of impartiality back then."

If the format change is a success, producers are open to pushing the envelope even further, including introducing more weapons and feeding conservative guests to lions.

At publishing time, co-hosts Ana Navarro and Whoopi Goldberg had already begun selecting white women from the show's studio audience to hang from the ceiling as human piñatas.



Cargo Shorts FTW
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captkirk said:

Todd 02 said:

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Is that because he's a homosexual and it comes with a cock?
Likely already has HIV and monkey pox, so I can understand his position
One of these *****s is not like the other.
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captkirk said:


. Bizarrely they do the same in developed nations.
A fearful society is a compliant society. That's why Democrats and criminals prefer their victims to be unarmed. Gun Control is not about guns, it's about control.
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I miss Dan Aykroyd--havent seen anything with him in a long time...one of a kind!

Did not realize how SNL back in the day was such a prophesy of things to come.

Or does FJB get his ideas from the reruns???
I remain convinced Obama stole the idea to buy up all the ammo and artificially cause a shortage, jacking up prices, from a Chris Rock skit

Wild West Pimp Style
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justcallmeharry said:


we live in the matrix
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captkirk said:

Todd 02 said:

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Is that because he's a homosexual and it comes with a cock?
Likely already has HIV and monkey pox, so I can understand his position
really happy last week to see an ad for some HIV drug on CNBC
showing groups of gheys kissing each other

but sure, our society is fine!
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If you open an incognito tab and google 'hammer dildo', the Pelosi story suddenly becomes 100% clear.
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oh no said:




Hilarious--and to top it off the Ukraine flags in the glasses are upside down!
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LOYAL AG said:

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That the COLA is tied to CPI/Inflation is a "mundane nuance" and Sawyer. Just. Cannot. Even. Hackett.


It's revealing that some of these liberals actually think that pointing out obvious lies from our government is a right wing attack. Tells you how little interest they have in the truth.


The problem is that this generation does not care whether something is truth or lies, they have been taught to seek that which is good or bad which is an interpretation.

We had a speaker in church who has done a mountain of research on generation Z (zoomers), Gen Y, X, on up to boomers about a year ago. The example he gave is that if we proved scientifically, historically, absolutely without question that Jesus Christ was in fact born of the Virgin Mary, lived for 33 years, performed exactly the miracles called out in the Bible, was betrayed and crucified and rose on the 3rd day, and ascended into Heaven after another month, and there was no dispute of the facts whatsoever, the current generation would simply shrug, and look it up on Google to see if that was a good thing or a bad thing.

Truth has been exchanged for "does this make me feel good or sad"? Of course, the wicked and evil take advantage of this.

Back to our regularly scheduled political funnies...

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If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted. Just the way it is!!
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If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted. Just the way it is!!
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If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted. Just the way it is!!
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If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted. Just the way it is!!
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justcallmeharry said:




I would leave and go somewhere else. I'm simply not interested in your pronouns. Or your feelings if I get them wrong.
A fearful society is a compliant society. That's why Democrats and criminals prefer their victims to be unarmed. Gun Control is not about guns, it's about control.
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