This Paul Pelosi story keeps getting weirder than a Biden family shower.
— NotKennyRogers (@NotKennyRogers) November 4, 2022
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Hilarious they indirectly helped finance his purchase of Twitter. Karma is a fickle bi***.
Some perspective for those who still don't get it: If I were forced to be infected by either HIV or COVID, I would choose HIV without hesitation.
— Michael Olesen 💉😷🇺🇸🇺🇦 (@maolesen) November 4, 2022
Believable pic.twitter.com/X2qnBFN0Bw
— A Man Of Memes (@RickyDoggin) November 4, 2022
Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
Fight Fight Fight.
Fight Fight Fight.
Que Te Gusta Mas said:Some perspective for those who still don't get it: If I were forced to be infected by either HIV or COVID, I would choose HIV without hesitation.
— Michael Olesen 💉😷🇺🇸🇺🇦 (@maolesen) November 4, 2022
Is that because he's a homosexual and it comes with a cock?
justcallmeharry said:🙄 Here’s their closing argument:
— Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) November 4, 2022
“If mean Republicans hadn’t told you, you never would have noticed paying $100 to fill your tank.”
Uh huh. https://t.co/5oJzeKl2hD
This has to be something from the libleral version of Babylon Bee, right?
Who needs satire when you can just read what they said?
Que Te Gusta Mas said:Some perspective for those who still don't get it: If I were forced to be infected by either HIV or COVID, I would choose HIV without hesitation.
— Michael Olesen 💉😷🇺🇸🇺🇦 (@maolesen) November 4, 2022
"Federal disaster medicine team member", we'll that's comforting.
holy ***** #MOOD!annie88 said:
This is awesome.Friday “Lee Zeldin For Governor” Vibes! 🤩 Let’s do this! 4 Days to Go! 💪 pic.twitter.com/Dc5b6URNco
— Lee Zeldin (@leezeldin) November 4, 2022
LET'S GOOOOOOOO
Hmmm....the 3 day sore throat I got from covid or HIV? Yeah, I'm going to have to go with covid anyday of the week and twice on sundays.Que Te Gusta Mas said:Some perspective for those who still don't get it: If I were forced to be infected by either HIV or COVID, I would choose HIV without hesitation.
— Michael Olesen 💉😷🇺🇸🇺🇦 (@maolesen) November 4, 2022
Que Te Gusta Mas said:Some perspective for those who still don't get it: If I were forced to be infected by either HIV or COVID, I would choose HIV without hesitation.
— Michael Olesen 💉😷🇺🇸🇺🇦 (@maolesen) November 4, 2022
Go ahead; I don't mind.
You may not be a moron, but some people think you are.
MSNBC fired the TV host who said the reason Tua wasn’t protected by the NFL was because he was a black quarterback with a white coach. She went 0-2, Tua isn’t black and his coach isn’t white. She’s now unemployed: https://t.co/EjEqMt2QY9
— Clay Travis (@ClayTravis) November 4, 2022
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA@WhitlockJason: "I'm outraged for Nancy Pelosi. This woman has taken the hard earned money she's made from insider trading & invested in a pair of cans at 82 years old, and comes home to find out that her husband is playing hide the hammer with a BLM guy?!" pic.twitter.com/Flg4NysGg3
— The Columbia Bugle 🇺🇸 (@ColumbiaBugle) November 5, 2022
Aggie12B said:
Faces of mass murders.
WHICH ONE OF YOU DID THIS???
FESS UP AND TAKE A VICTORY LAP!!!
FESS UP AND TAKE A VICTORY LAP!!!
— Carol Roth (@caroljsroth) November 4, 2022
Quote:
...But what about people on fixed incomes? They have always been the true victims of inflation.
That is why I'm gonna present to congress, the Inflation Maintenance Program, where the US Treasury will make up any inflation cost losses through a direct tax rebates to the public in cash.
Now you may say won't that cost a lot of money? Won't that increase the deficit? Sure it will! But so what? We'll just print some more money!
I miss Dan Aykroyd--havent seen anything with him in a long time...one of a kind!
Did not realize how SNL back in the day was such a prophesy of things to come.
Or does FJB get his ideas from the reruns???
Did not realize how SNL back in the day was such a prophesy of things to come.
Or does FJB get his ideas from the reruns???
That's why they have to advertisejustcallmeharry said:Has anyone seen an ad on twitter for any product you’d actually purchase? Ever?
— Ann Coulter Official Chat ACOC (@AnnCoulterChat) November 4, 2022
No, I don't care what CNN or MSNBC said this time
Ad Lunam
Ad Lunam
Wrong threadAggie12B said:
No, I don't care what CNN or MSNBC said this time
Ad Lunam
Ad Lunam
Que Te Gusta Mas said:Some perspective for those who still don't get it: If I were forced to be infected by either HIV or COVID, I would choose HIV without hesitation.
— Michael Olesen 💉😷🇺🇸🇺🇦 (@maolesen) November 4, 2022
WTF?
BadMoonRisin said:
I'm laughing way too hard at this! "Just spangle them *****es." That's fantastic!
A fearful society is a compliant society. That's why Democrats and criminals prefer their victims to be unarmed. Gun Control is not about guns, it's about control.
Karma is a sweet, sweet bitch.
— James Woods (@RealJamesWoods) November 5, 2022
I can’t say the millions of us whose voices were throttled or silenced by these nasty leftist apparatchiks aren’t smiling today. https://t.co/KPlpy4b3QS
If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted. Just the way it is!!
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