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In reply to annie88 • 5:41p, 11/3/22
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Reminds me of this.







A character actress takes a look for her character and runs with it for solely comedic effect.

Now we are overrun with Mimi Bobeck(s) in real life.
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In reply to Biz Ag • 6:10p, 11/3/22
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Biz Ag said:
Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
Fight Fight Fight.
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6:18p, 11/3/22
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Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
Fight Fight Fight.
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In reply to Fat Black Swan • 7:02p, 11/3/22
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Que Te Gusta Mas said:

That the COLA is tied to CPI/Inflation is a "mundane nuance" and Sawyer. Just. Cannot. Even. Hackett.
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7:26p, 11/3/22
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Look closely…

Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
Fight Fight Fight.
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8:23p, 11/3/22
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Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
Fight Fight Fight.
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In reply to annie88 • 8:27p, 11/3/22
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annie88 said:

That last one is my favorite. So true.
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In reply to RED AG 98 • 9:30p, 11/3/22
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RED AG 98 said:
Que Te Gusta Mas said:

That the COLA is tied to CPI/Inflation is a "mundane nuance" and Sawyer. Just. Cannot. Even. Hackett.


It's revealing that some of these liberals actually think that pointing out obvious lies from our government is a right wing attack. Tells you how little interest they have in the truth.
A fearful society is a compliant society. That's why Democrats and criminals prefer their victims to be unarmed. Gun Control is not about guns, it's about control.
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In reply to Fat Black Swan • 9:47p, 11/3/22
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That is freeking gold.
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9:56p, 11/3/22
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Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
Fight Fight Fight.
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In reply to aggiehawg • 11:35p, 11/3/22
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Is that annie88 coming out of the voting booth in 2008?
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Biden Says 'Democracy Is at Risk' Under Biden
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12:33a, 11/4/22
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Top 10 Reasons People Are Still Voting For Democrats

Wondering why people actually still vote for Democrats? Believe it or not, there are still Democrat voters out there and we've compiled their top reasons for doing so!
[ol]
  • They're dead: Hard to object to candidates like Joe Biden when you are no longer alive!
  • They're Drag Queens worried about losing their God-given right to dance in underwear in front of kids: It's in The Constitution.
  • Because Bono said that's what good people do: Listening to U2 was their first mistake.
  • Still holding out for one of those free Obama phones: An iPhone 6! NICE!
  • To convince others that they aren't Christian Nationalists: They're one of the "good" Christians.
  • They live in Chicago and a stray bullet punched right through the "D" side of the ballot: It happens far too often.
  • Their covid booster made them do it: Once the signal gets sent out, they have no other choice.
  • They think elections are like golf and the lowest score wins: Elections are not, in fact, like golf where the lowest amount wins.
  • Their mail-in ballot was already filled out in permanent marker: Now that's strange! Mail-in voting is the most secure kind of voting!
  • Government spending and taxes make them feel all warm and fuzzy inside: As if we know how to spend our own money. The government knows best!
    • [/ol]Now we didn't say these are good reasons, but now you know the top reasons why Democrats manage to still get votes.

    Courtesy of The Babylon Bee
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    12:36a, 11/4/22
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    Biden Says It May Take Days For Democrat Votes To Be Double-Counted

    WASHINGTON, DC As the date of next week's midterm elections approaches, President Joe Biden used his Wednesday night address to warn everyone that the results may not immediately be known because it may take several days for enough Democrat votes to be harvested and double-counted.
    "Despite the fact that third-world countries around the globe are capable of tallying their votes on the same day as their elections, it's simply not realistic to expect that from the world's most technologically advanced nation," Biden shouted with an unnecessary amount of anger to the assembled crowd made up entirely of White House staffers and the media. "Folks, we've got to take our time, find out how far behind we are, and wait for the unmarked vans carrying bags full of ballots to arrive in the middle of the night. Then we gotta find out how many times we have to count each ballot. Tomato soup."
    As First Lady Jill Biden and Secret Service agents quickly grabbed the President and pulled him away from the podium, White House spokesperson Holly Caust provided the media with a backtracking statement. "What the President was actually trying to say is that we will make sure our democratic process plays out in its entirety without anyone's right to vote being suppressed. There's simply no time limit on counting votes, even if various state laws clearly state otherwise."
    At publishing time, Democrat operatives across the country were continuing to stock up on snacks and making sure the voting machines at polling stations were successfully connected to the internet in preparation for next week's marathon vote-manufacturing sessions

    Courtesy of The Babylon Bee
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    annie88
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    1:06a, 11/4/22
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    Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
    Fight Fight Fight.
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    9:02a, 11/4/22
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    In reply to CoppellAg93 • 9:04a, 11/4/22
    CoppellAg93 said:
    Not sure that double helping of potatoes is what she needs tho.
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    9:08a, 11/4/22
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    Yeah, dietary/weight issues are really smart way to vote. Geezus.
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    In reply to annie88 • 9:25a, 11/4/22
    annie88 said:
    Look closely…



    Stupid. If I was driving with my kids I'd pull over and beat that jackass.. probably a dem activist posing as a Maga troll.
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    In reply to Reload8098 • 9:56a, 11/4/22
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    Reload8098 said:
    Yeah, dietary/weight issues are really smart way to vote. Geezus.
    You do realize the tweet was a joke - right ?
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    In reply to Reload8098 • 10:01a, 11/4/22
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    Reload8098 said:
    Yeah, dietary/weight issues are really smart way to vote. Geezus.

    Think again about the word "vegetable"
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    10:34a, 11/4/22
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    10:44a, 11/4/22
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    If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted. Just the way it is!!
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    10:50a, 11/4/22
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    If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted. Just the way it is!!
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    In reply to annie88 • 10:50a, 11/4/22
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    annie88 said:
    Outstanding. This harkens back to a time when things were simply more light-hearted and fun.
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