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I have a feeling none of these woke whites have any actual black friends in real life pic.twitter.com/b9zvdH6MEu
— America Unwoke (@AmericaUnwoke) November 2, 2022
Biden Asks For COVID Amnesty, Afghanistan Pullout Amnesty, Gas Prices Amnesty, Inflation Amnesty, Student Loan Amnesty, War With Russia Amnesty, Nuclear Armageddon Amnesty, And Weaponizing The FBI Against Political Enemies Amnesty
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Milton Friedman was fond of saying the same thing. Republicans proposing tax cuts were essentially just taxing you through inflation.
DHS Announces They Will Suppress As Much Speech As It Takes To Preserve Democracy
U.S. Amid shocking leaks that showed the Department of Homeland Security colluded with tech companies to suppress speech they disagreed with, Secretary of Homeland Security Alejandro Mayorkas has doubled down, promising to suppress as much speech as it takes to preserve democracy.
"As everyone knows, democracy is when Democrats hold unlimited power, and today that sacred foundation of our country is under attack from free speech," said Mayorkas from a massive television screen being played in the town square before an assembly of glassy-eyed citizens in identical grey jumpsuits. "We will not tire of protecting our country from violent threats such as speech, opinions, people saying stuff, and bad inward thoughts that poison the mind against your benevolent overlords. I love democracy!"
Democracy experts warn that democracy is under threat like never before as millions are being allowed to say whatever they want to each other without trusted fact-checkers supervising their every word. Said experts are recommending greater powers be given to the Department of Homeland Security to address this growing threat.
At publishing time, the DHS had coordinated with Facebook to remove a meme that reminds people of how Mayorkas looks somewhat like a large pink toad.
Courtesy of The Babylon Bee
U.S. Amid shocking leaks that showed the Department of Homeland Security colluded with tech companies to suppress speech they disagreed with, Secretary of Homeland Security Alejandro Mayorkas has doubled down, promising to suppress as much speech as it takes to preserve democracy.
"As everyone knows, democracy is when Democrats hold unlimited power, and today that sacred foundation of our country is under attack from free speech," said Mayorkas from a massive television screen being played in the town square before an assembly of glassy-eyed citizens in identical grey jumpsuits. "We will not tire of protecting our country from violent threats such as speech, opinions, people saying stuff, and bad inward thoughts that poison the mind against your benevolent overlords. I love democracy!"
Democracy experts warn that democracy is under threat like never before as millions are being allowed to say whatever they want to each other without trusted fact-checkers supervising their every word. Said experts are recommending greater powers be given to the Department of Homeland Security to address this growing threat.
At publishing time, the DHS had coordinated with Facebook to remove a meme that reminds people of how Mayorkas looks somewhat like a large pink toad.
Courtesy of The Babylon Bee
The community notes feature is awesome.
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) November 2, 2022
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Kathy Hochul will campaign on Thursday with Hillary Clinton, Kamala Harris, and Letitia James. She wanted a group more popular with New Yorkers, but the Boston Red Sox were busy.
— Jimmy Failla (@jimmyfailla) November 2, 2022
/csb - My old boss was on Nixon's Cost of Living Council that put that law together. Also on the team, couple of fellas named Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld. /csbBiz Ag said:The community notes feature is awesome.
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) November 2, 2022
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This may be the most amazing CNN tweet of all time https://t.co/enVuJ2xPJT
— Not the Bee (@Not_the_Bee) November 2, 2022
This year's COLA is the largest since 1981.Quote:
/csb - My old boss was on Nixon's Cost of Living Council that put that law together. Also on the team, couple of fellas named Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld. /csb
A recession is when your neighbor loses his job.
— Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) November 2, 2022
A depression is when you lose your job.
Recovery is when Biden and the Dems in Congress lose their jobs. #Verdict
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If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted. Just the way it is!!
— Declaration of Memes 💛🖤 (@libertycappy) November 2, 2022
Should be on not the bee.
NBC reporter: "Voter ID Laws disproportionately impact trans people." pic.twitter.com/dV8iHEY56o
— Washington Free Beacon (@FreeBeacon) November 2, 2022
Im sorry...err...xer...but you have to have at least the intelligence of a 7 year old to be able to vote.
Omg, voter suppression!
Omg, voter suppression!
BREAKING
— News That Matters (@ThatmattersNews) November 2, 2022
White House announces it is pausing its investigation of 2020 election deniers, to get ready to deny the 2022 election pic.twitter.com/KsW3at41of
.@pdoocy: Following up on your comment that there's an alarming number of Republicans who are saying they're not going to accept election results. Does that mean Biden thinks it is a threat to democracy if someone votes GOP?
— Media Research Center (@theMRC) November 2, 2022
KJP: No, that's a ridiculous question
Doocy: Why? pic.twitter.com/d0HyLfLoHp
If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted. Just the way it is!!
oh no said:
Should be on not the bee.NBC reporter: "Voter ID Laws disproportionately impact trans people." pic.twitter.com/dV8iHEY56o
— Washington Free Beacon (@FreeBeacon) November 2, 2022
At what point do we just say that's ok. We're ok with some people just not voting. Sorry if I'm not going to lose any sleep over this made up crisis
justcallmeharry said:.@pdoocy: Following up on your comment that there's an alarming number of Republicans who are saying they're not going to accept election results. Does that mean Biden thinks it is a threat to democracy if someone votes GOP?
— Media Research Center (@theMRC) November 2, 2022
KJP: No, that's a ridiculous question
Doocy: Why? pic.twitter.com/d0HyLfLoHp
Police are local, FBI are feds. I'm 100% onboard with funding local law enforcement and abolishing federal law enforcement. Just like we should fund local government and defund the federal government.
coolerguy12 said:oh no said:
Should be on not the bee.NBC reporter: "Voter ID Laws disproportionately impact trans people." pic.twitter.com/dV8iHEY56o
— Washington Free Beacon (@FreeBeacon) November 2, 2022
At what point do we just say that's ok. We're ok with some people just not voting. Sorry if I'm not going to lose any sleep over this made up crisis
Tell them to put their big boy (lace) panties on, sack up, and go vote anyway.
How do they keep using the term "mega MAGA" with a straight face?justcallmeharry said:.@pdoocy: Following up on your comment that there's an alarming number of Republicans who are saying they're not going to accept election results. Does that mean Biden thinks it is a threat to democracy if someone votes GOP?
— Media Research Center (@theMRC) November 2, 2022
KJP: No, that's a ridiculous question
Doocy: Why? pic.twitter.com/d0HyLfLoHp
If I was a poll worker, I would really scrutinize that reporter Pat's, err, Jo's ID.
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