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— The Right To Bear Memes (@grandoldmemes) October 31, 2022

This video is in response to the @TheAtlantic article about “pandemic amnesty” and it’s a much watch. This man is so right on. pic.twitter.com/ZuuA9tIloD

— Just Mindy 🐊 (@just_mindy) October 31, 2022

Please bro, I know we fired people from their jobs and exiled them from society bro, we didn't know bro, I know we arrested old women for feeding pidgeons and trampled people with horses and raided their homes but we were misinformed bro, we were only following orders bro. pic.twitter.com/p7dXrYly5A

— Big 'Enry VIII (@CountDankulaTV) October 31, 2022

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— Coffee Anytime (@coffee_anytime) October 31, 2022

Cheap Halloween costume idea for those of you who forgot to get one: Write "Biden voter" on your shirt. Boom you’re either the scariest thing in the country (someone who still wants to vote for Joe) or dead person who voted. You pick!

— Robby Starbuck (@robbystarbuck) October 31, 2022

Tannie88 said:

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Preparing the trick for treat pic.twitter.com/T3k3Hb3Ye1

— Channa Prakash (@AgBioWorld) October 31, 2022

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That guys house Is gonna get egged and papered. Deservedly so.

Paul Pelosi returns to work. pic.twitter.com/FCX25EvH1S

— Maze (@mazemoore) October 30, 2022

Just in case someone Still is in need of a Halloween costume:

Paul Pelosi Claims Intruder Shouted 'This Is Maga Country' While Throwing Hammers At Him

SAN FRANCISCO, CA In a shocking statement to police, Paul Pelosi claimed that he was assaulted by a man who threw hammers at him while shouting, "THIS IS MAGA COUNTRY!"
According to sources, Paul Pelosi was simply trying to enjoy a Subway sandwich in his underwear when another man in his underwear broke into his house and attacked him with a hammer.
"All I know is I was attacked by this MAGA Republican who is a registered member of the Green Party. Why would someone do this, especially right before the midterm elections?" said Paul Pelosi. "My only conclusion is that this must be a direct act of far-right political violence, as opposed to another crime committed by the rampant mentally ill."
"This far-right-leaning city of San Francisco just isn't safe anymore," continued Paul. "I'm not sure why there was no security present and nothing was caught on camera, but I have the hammer to prove it."
Local authorities also confirmed that all 52 security cameras on the property had been turned off during the incident and that their server data was purged with bleach while the security team was fast asleep.
At publishing time, Paul Pelosi had been once again injured while using Harry Reid's old exercise bike.

Courtesy of The Babylon Bee

I found Pelosi's attackers.

Never knew Paul was also a plumber.

The magic mushrooms surprise me none, however.

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— Coffee Anytime (@coffee_anytime) November 1, 2022

Hammer time. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/TjbK9S5PIk

— Dr. Dirk Diggler (@TDProductions2) October 28, 2022