*****Official Funny Political Tweet Thread*****
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😲🙊🙊🐀+🦆=😬👇 pic.twitter.com/PQ7iZqMvKp
— ❤🇺🇸Little Blonde Patriot (@LittleBPat) October 1, 2022
DeSantis puts would-be looters on notice after hurricane: "Don't even think about looting ... we're a Second Amendment state"
Turning around my 0-3 start to the season pic.twitter.com/fgZ0jqLOw6
— FantasyPros (@FantasyPros) September 30, 2022
"Kneepads Two"TRM said:annie88 said:Our military used to call @HillaryClinton’s Air Force jets “Broomstick One.” What do you think Kamala Harris’ @VP’s aircraft call sign is?
— Buzz Patterson (@BuzzPatterson) October 1, 2022
AirHo
TyHolden said:Turning around my 0-3 start to the season pic.twitter.com/fgZ0jqLOw6
— FantasyPros (@FantasyPros) September 30, 2022
That is seriously frightening to watch.
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Aggie12B said:
had to do some research since I don't watch the news. Cayler looks like a great kid, just encountered the wrong a**hole, who then claimed "oh well, he was a republican after all". Is it now open season on conservatives just for our political beliefs???
Why isn't Caylor Ellingson's killer in prison? This is a state that does not keep its citizens safe, if this guy isn't in jail.... https://t.co/SqOR0bueYD
— Dieter Shprockets (@shprockets) September 22, 2022
here's a few more from this tweeter--seems like stuff I would say if I was witty enough and brave enough to put it out there:
Jeffrey Epstein, Seth Rich, anyone 'suicided' or Arkancided #arkancide.com https://t.co/f6byDVbdCj
— Dieter Shprockets (@shprockets) September 21, 2022
Italy better start making babies, because the population decline is a real, serious problem (same for Japan and other nations)... Unfortunately, this married man can't help w/ that endeavor. :( https://t.co/OfHCsggq1t
— Dieter Shprockets (@shprockets) September 26, 2022
NO.. SLEEP.. TILL BRUSSELLS!!! https://t.co/G7GC8vaoZT
— Dieter Shprockets (@shprockets) September 27, 2022
Who cares? I never bothered w/ that trash investment/ponzi scheme. Bill Maher's monologue was spot on. https://t.co/K0NI37gg1S
— Dieter Shprockets (@shprockets) September 28, 2022
No surprise here. It's the deadbeats that are usually the loudest, & project racism... https://t.co/ePRyACqAr9
— Dieter Shprockets (@shprockets) September 29, 2022
I'd be happy w/ the amount of wealth he created before he hit 45... https://t.co/lH2bgOSlUA
— Dieter Shprockets (@shprockets) September 29, 2022
The government may not “deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal protection of the laws.” - 14th Amendment, Constitution of the United States of America pic.twitter.com/1vdc56twtR
— James Woods (@RealJamesWoods) October 1, 2022
Fortunately victims of Hurricane Ian of ALL races will be protected from Vice President Harris’s proclamation to the contrary. This decision by a federal appeals court versus Biden’s race discrimination scheme during the pandemic clinches it.
— James Woods (@RealJamesWoods) October 1, 2022
And thank you, Governor DeSantis. pic.twitter.com/pTXsE3bp8H
If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted.
and one more that had me ROFL!!!
just wish it were not true...
Patrice left this world waaaay too early. That dude was funny! https://t.co/ok4wEwMtee
— Dieter Shprockets (@shprockets) September 23, 2022
just wish it were not true...
This man is buying birds just to set them free🥺 pic.twitter.com/V2PW4lBTba
— B&S (@____B_S____) October 1, 2022
I can't even…
She came in for a job interview dressed like this.
— Adrian Assman (@AdrianAssman) September 30, 2022
The boss has been laughing for 2 straight hours. pic.twitter.com/k97vunFMh2
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This is insane and disgusting.
Have y’all heard of the Butt Baby? The butt baby is for transgenders so they can experience child birth 🤣🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/OThViSOcmI
— Hodgetwins (@hodgetwins) October 1, 2022
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SUPERCUT!
— Tom Elliott (@tomselliott) September 30, 2022
Joe Biden, the Wanderer pic.twitter.com/WGijVH170Y
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Male Pilots Can Wear Skirts Now On Virgin Atlantic Flights
— John Cardillo (@johncardillo) October 1, 2022
I’m fucking done. Mental illness should be nowhere near the command of a commercial airliner. https://t.co/Y0Nyb4tr0d
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What's up with the hands? They're always out front. Very bizarre.
I think it's related to his dementia. I know when he clinches the fist it is but I think this is either confusion on his part or another symptom?jrrhouston98 said:
What's up with the hands? They're always out front. Very bizarre.
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Quote:
On September 18, 2022, 18-year old Caylor Ellingson was killed by an SUV in a vehicle-ramming attack around McHenry, North Dakota.
41-year old Shannon Brandt called the police to inform them that that he had killed Ellingson after a political conversation. Brandt said that he had attacked Ellingson for allegedly being part of a "Republican extremist group"[url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Draft:Killing_of_Cayler_Ellingson#cite_note-1][1][/url] and that the victim was calling someone else on the phone before he attacked,[url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Draft:Killing_of_Cayler_Ellingson#cite_note-2][2][/url] who was later identified as his mother.[url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Draft:Killing_of_Cayler_Ellingson#cite_note-3][3][/url] Brandt reportedly interpreted the call as an attempt to report him to others.[url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Draft:Killing_of_Cayler_Ellingson#cite_note-4][4][/url] According to police, there was "no evidence" to Brandt's assertions on Ellingson's political views. A blood study did find that Brandt's blood alcohol content level was 0.08, above the legal limit for driving.[url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Draft:Killing_of_Cayler_Ellingson#cite_note-5][5][/url]
Brandt was released on $50,000 bail.[url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Draft:Killing_of_Cayler_Ellingson#cite_note-6][6][/url]
Former US president Donald Trump criticized the media for not covering the article. In a speech in North Carolina on September 23, Trump stated that "Just recently, a young 18-year-old man from North Dakota … was targeted and killed, run down in cold blood with an SUV by a radical left maniac. This guy ran him down and not one mainstream media network has even mentioned this horrible crime... Think of it the other way. Supposing a mad person ran down somebody on the other side, it would be the biggest story you've ever seen." A Fox News investigation found that neither The New York Times nor MSNBC had covered Ellingson's death.[url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Draft:Killing_of_Cayler_Ellingson#cite_note-7][7][/url]
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Aggie12B said:
?w=960 (taken from another Aggie12B post above)Game! Set Match!
I didn’t think I could like Alex Trebek more than I do, but then I saw this.
— Super 70s Sports (@Super70sSports) October 1, 2022
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Holy *****
Listen to pre-woke Bernie Sanders on open borders and immigration: pic.twitter.com/VS0kos92cB
— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) September 30, 2022
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CAN SLEEPY JOE DO THIS?? pic.twitter.com/n2u78FOqvP
— il Donaldo Trumpo (@PapiTrumpo) October 2, 2022
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Your next task is to keep the lights on with three fewer nuclear plants, no natural gas from Russia, and the lowest winds in a decade 🚨 pic.twitter.com/xnbLH78fm7
— Wall Street Silver (@WallStreetSilv) October 2, 2022
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https://t.co/iStQS3OPrN pic.twitter.com/9O02Yakzxt
— The Right To Bear Memes (@grandoldmemes) September 30, 2022
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This is actually pretty good. Listen to it to the complete end though. That's what made me laugh.
Dear Bill Gates…🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/6w4gHPOP82
— Tom MacDonald (@IAMTOMMACDONALD) October 1, 2022
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I’ll admit that I and many others were dead wrong in our analysis of Obama.
— John Cardillo (@johncardillo) October 1, 2022
We all thought he was a handled Manchurian candidate, but in reality he was the puppet master.
Biden is the actual Manchurian puppet.
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#TrumpRally pic.twitter.com/FxwTnFpUyv
— DVZ MΞMΞS (@FreedomInc5) October 1, 2022
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When my wife makes enchiladas. pic.twitter.com/IGNGqNXZRU
— Chef Andrew Gruel (@ChefGruel) October 1, 2022
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— Rothmus 🏴 (@Rothmus) October 2, 2022
