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If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted.
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CoppellAg93 said:


The more I see the left at work it's clear their agenda is to eliminate women and minorities from the public stage. it's an incredibly racist and sexist agenda.
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ravingfans said:



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We put together 50 beds!!!


How many millions of "migrants" are migrating through Florida???
Rinse, lather, repeat.

Can we do 50 more tomorrow?

Just show off this tweet to the people at the border.
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justcallmeharry said:


Damn she's dumb.
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justcallmeharry said:


Is that a PROmotion or a DEmotion???
You can turn off signatures, btw
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ravingfans said:



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We put together 50 beds!!!


How many millions of "migrants" are migrating through Florida???
We all know why the cameraman took THAT picture...
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Send them 300 more - don't break them all at once. Keep pressuring day after day.

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Ag with kids said:

ravingfans said:



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We put together 50 beds!!!


How many millions of "migrants" are migrating through Florida???
We all know why the cameraman took THAT picture...
Imagine if all of the residents of MV had to sleep on cots.

I remember post Katrina when many of them were sheltered in Texas.

Try this Massachusetts.



You can do it. We did.
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FBI Reports Fantastic Night's Sleep After Raid On MyPillow
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Obamas Construct New Cages At Martha's Vineyard To Hold Arriving Migrants

MARTHA'S VINEYARD, MA In the wake of the arrival of scores of migrants on the island, Barack & Michelle Obama gave orders to their staff to immediately begin construction of new cages to house the influx of foreign nationals at their luxurious Matha's Vineyard estate.
"It's a tried and true method that we've had success with in the past," President Obama was overheard telling the construction crew. "We want to make these incoming migrants feel just as welcome as the hundreds of thousands of migrants crossing the southern border, which means they will be kept in cages built by me, obviously."
Though the wealthy Martha's Vineyard population seemed troubled to suddenly have to deal with the type of problems normally reserved for the common folk of the United States, the Obamas welcomed the opportunity to have more cheap labor around their palatial grounds. "It's so hard to find good help these days," Michelle Obama sighed during her morning inspection of the landscaping. "Having a regular influx of house servants may actually work in our favor."
Some of the Obama staff privately expressed security concerns about the incoming migrants, but the former president put them at ease by reminding them that he can order a deadly drone strike at any moment.
At publishing time, other Martha's Vineyard residents who heard about the construction of the cages were already raising questions about potential human rights violations and preemptively placing the blame for the cages squarely on the shoulders of Donald Trump.

Courtesy of The Babylon Bee
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"The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help."

Ronald Reagan
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"The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help."

Ronald Reagan
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Poor dumbass kids.

They just didn't get "domestic terrorists"

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Fight Fight Fight.
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FrioAg 00 said:

Send them 300 more - don't break them all at once. Keep pressuring day after day.


It's not surprising that the media is acting like this is just the worst thing ever. Our pants pooping president and our cackle dumbass vice president keep claiming the border of secure. They know it's not and we know it's not. Texas and the other border states have had to deal with this **** for decades. It's really showing what damn hypocrites they are. And to be honest, that ride on that bus with food and water is the best conditions these people have been in for a long time.

But what really gets me is these people are ILLEGALLY barging into our country. They are not migrants. They are illegal aliens. And for the left to act like they get to do whatever they want is unreal. These people are offering them more than they offer American citizens and veterans.

Another thing that Trump did was he had the border crossings an all time low or at least for a very very long time. Now we're at the highest I believe. And the lying press secretary keeps claiming that the Trump administration caused this problem. They know he didn't and we know he didn't. And yet the Republicans except for a few don't push this. The medias having sob stories now. It's really truly screwed up.

Abbott and DeSantis are the only two showing any real backbone. And just the other day you heard Beto claiming he would quit doing this. We live in such an upside down country right now.
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It's funny when you see the pictures that the leftist media and the Democrats show. They try to make it seem like it's mostly families but it's not. It's at least 80 to 85% young men and fighting age. Even in that photo if you look closely it's mostly young men.
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Aggie12B said:

the Obamas welcomed the opportunity to have more cheap labor around their palatial grounds. "It's so hard to find good help these days," Michelle Obama sighed during her morning inspection of the landscaping. "Having a regular influx of house servants may actually work in our favor."
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Aggie12B said:

Some of the Obama staff privately expressed security concerns about the incoming migrants, but the former president put them at ease by reminding them that he can order a deadly drone strike at any moment.
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There's even more dysfunction in D.C. Apparently the Washington Commanders had these mugs for sale at their opening week football game last weekend.
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Biz Ag said:

There's even more dysfunction in D.C. Apparently the Washington Commanders had these mugs for sale at their opening week football game last weekend.

OK I guess I'm being a dumbass but I don't get it?
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Someone printed a silhouette of Washington (the state) on a Washington Commanders mug. A team that is based in Washington DC.
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chjoak said:

Someone printed a silhouette of Washington (the state) on a Washington Commanders mug. A team that is based in Washington DC.
OK, I thought it had something to do with that. You're right DC is really small. I was being a dumb ass.
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Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
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Dammit. Who got Tranpa all worked up again?

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ravingfans said:




Baghdad Kari strikes again.

Her BS is deeper than the original Baghdad Bob.
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A thousand times true!!
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