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Democrats Propose Another Inflation Reduction Act To Combat Inflation Created By First Inflation Reduction Act

WASHINGTON, D.C. With inflation and consumer prices continuing to skyrocket, Democrats in Congress have proposed a brand new Inflation Reduction Act to combat the inflation brought about by the first Inflation Reduction Act.
"We are so proud of what we accomplished with the Inflation Reduction Act, but now it's time to address the runaway inflation that came about due to its passage," said Senator Chuck Schumer on the steps of the Capitol this morning. "This new bill, which we've entitled the 'Inflation From The Inflation Reduction Act Reduction Act', will solve the inflation problem. You're welcome, America!"
The gathered press reportedly threw their press badges in the air and cheered the heroism of the noble Democrat Congresspeople.
The Inflation From The Inflation Reduction Act Reduction Act will spend an additional $3 trillion, which is expected to keep the economy from collapsing until after the 2022 midterms. Sources say a third of the funds will go to Ukraine, with the rest going to solar panels in China, Congressional pay raises, and 92 million new heavily armed IRS agents.
At publishing time, Democrats are already looking to next year by drafting the Inflation From The Inflation From The Inflation Reduction Act Reduction Act Reduction Act.

Courtesy of The Babylon Bee
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Kamala insists that the border is secure, even though we're on pace to have 2 million illegal entries in a year for the first time ever. She also blames Trump.


According to Kamala Harris, America's southern border is totally secure! Whew--that's great news! But upon further investigation, we found 23 things that are currently more secure than the southern border.
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  • Your grandma's computer password
  • Trump's safe in Mar-A-Lago
  • Epstein's prison cell
  • Thermal exhaust ports on the death star
  • An unlocked car in Chicago
  • Your daughter's hair around Joe Biden
  • Bed, Bath & Beyond Stock
  • Trusting in works for salvation
  • Rings of Power Season 2
  • The mattress on the car roof that the driver is holding with his left hand
  • Ashley Biden's diary
  • The word of a Spaniard
  • Hunter's laptop
  • Elections in Philadelphia
  • Ben and J-Lo's marriage
  • German gas prices
  • California's electric grid
  • Your lunch in the break room fridge
  • A cheeseburger in front of your mom
  • A pile of crack in front of Hunter Biden
  • Big tech's handling of your data
  • Your 401k
  • Pretty much every other border everywhere else in the world
  • [/ol]
    list is courtesy of The Babylon Bee
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    Aggie12B said:


    According to Kamala Harris, America's southern border is totally secure! Whew--that's great news! But upon further investigation, we found 23 things that are currently more secure than the southern border.


    [ol]
  • Your grandma's computer password
  • Trump's safe in Mar-A-Lago
  • Epstein's prison cell
  • Thermal exhaust ports on the death star
  • An unlocked car in Chicago
  • Your daughter's hair around Joe Biden
  • Bed, Bath & Beyond Stock
  • Trusting in works for salvation
  • Rings of Power Season 2
  • The mattress on the car roof that the driver is holding with his left hand
  • Ashley Biden's diary
  • The word of a Spaniard
  • Hunter's laptop
  • Elections in Philadelphia
  • Ben and J-Lo's marriage
  • German gas prices
  • California's electric grid
  • Your lunch in the break room fridge
  • A cheeseburger in front of your mom
  • A pile of crack in front of Hunter Biden
  • Big tech's handling of your data
  • Your 401k
  • Pretty much every other border everywhere else in the world
  • [/ol]
    list is courtesy of The Babylon Bee

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    I still can't believe our Marxist overlords are going after a ducking pillow salesman because he supports their political opponent.
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    I guess this clown knight went to the wrong castle. It has Queen in its name so the confusion is understandable.
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    The officer who didn't show up until the guy left "prevented a mass casualty incident"????
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    Dark Brandon, the brain dead gaslighting idiot.
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    If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted.
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    Fat chance...
    If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted.
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    beat me- came back here to post that.

    One of the first replies I saw:

    "Damn- didn't know the FBI could take a joke"
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    The president celebrated while the stock market and your retirement savings collapsed.
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    Seeing Outpourings Of Love For Queen, Biden Considers Also Dying To Boost Approval Ratings


    If it wasn't for who would replace him, this wouldn't be such a bad thing
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    Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
    Fight Fight Fight.
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    Sorry, Lumpy.
    If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted.
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    If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted.
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    She really is an evil person.

    So as a good Catholic where does she think life begins?, 2 hours after passing through the birth canal? I mean she is from the party of science, so she must know it is not at the candle light dinner, unless they are banging on the table.
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