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In reply to oh no • 1:56p, 9/12/22
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oh no said:
Surely they don't mean Mr Stelter...
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Sorry if already posted. As a longtime fan of Redd Foxx, I chuckled.

"The absence of the word accountability is not the same as wanting no accountability" -unknown

"You can never go wrong by staying silent if there is nothing apt to say" -Walter Isaacson
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In reply to oh no • 2:57p, 9/12/22
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oh no said:
Who said Stelter was straight?
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She is a friggin' moron.
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If that's a real photo, she's about 60% of his height, or 4 foot 6

And if that's true, given her proportions she's like 75 pounds
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In reply to FrioAg 00 • 5:30p, 9/12/22
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FrioAg 00 said:
If that's a real photo, she's about 60% of his height, or 4 foot 6

And if that's true, given her proportions she's like 75 pounds
The first thing you noticed was her height?

Dude . . .
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No, I just immediately let my imagination run and that led me to thinking about logistics and physics
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In reply to FrioAg 00 • 7:59p, 9/12/22
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FrioAg 00 said:
No, I just immediately let my imagination run and that led me to thinking about logistics and physics


Suddenly I'm wondering the average air speed of a swallow
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aggiejayrod said:
FrioAg 00 said:
No, I just immediately let my imagination run and that led me to thinking about logistics and physics


Suddenly I'm wondering the average air speed of a swallow
African or European?
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In reply to captkirk • 8:55p, 9/12/22
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Dammit! Now I can't unsee it.
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Bondag said:
aggiejayrod said:
FrioAg 00 said:
No, I just immediately let my imagination run and that led me to thinking about logistics and physics


Suddenly I'm wondering the average air speed of a swallow
African or European?
And is it unladen or carrying coconuts?
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In reply to FrioAg 00 • 9:05p, 9/12/22
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FrioAg 00 said:
No, I just immediately let my imagination run and that led me to thinking about logistics and physics


Didn't expect that comeback.

Well played, sir.
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Bondag said:
aggiejayrod said:
FrioAg 00 said:
No, I just immediately let my imagination run and that led me to thinking about logistics and physics


Suddenly I'm wondering the average air speed of a swallow
African or European?


Living dangerously with that question.
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AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH.....................
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FBI Concerned That If MAGA Doesn't Conduct A Terrorist Attack Soon They'll Have To Fake One

WASHINGTON After weeks of unsuccessfully stoking Trump supporters towards violent action, the FBI has changed course, beginning internal discussions for executing a MAGA-style attack using FBI resources.
"We are already at Defense Readiness Condition 3 this means that if the extreme MAGA wing doesn't act, we will bypass the plainclothes agent phase to DefCon 1, bringing out our biggest weapon: Ray Epps." FBI Director Christopher Wray addressed a round table of defense ministers, eliciting scattered gasps when he invoked Ray Epps, the famous FBI asset with expertise in starting insurrections.
The attempts to get "MAGA Republicans" to commit terrorism have escalated in recent weeks. The gentle initial prodding of the Mar-A-Lago raid failed to evoke a riot, and the prodding was then escalated to a speech by Biden with obvious fascist overtones attacking Trump supporters, finally culminating in the raiding of over 50 Trump ally homes last week. "If that doesn't do it, what will?" said Wray.
Critics have contended that there is no widespread evidence of the FBI's history of supporting and propagating terrorism to justify crackdowns on the current administration's political enemies. Ted Cruz, however, has asked pointed questions about FBI involvement in perpetrating the events of January 6, and Cruz asked Justice Department representatives whether the FBI was involved. The FBI has provided a comprehensive answer to Cruz, saying "Shut up."
At publishing time, several dozen military-age males with crew cuts had shown up in attendance to an "election justice" rally of Trump supporters but were sadly outed as Feds and given swirlies and wedgies.

courtesy of The Babylon Bee
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In reply to Aggie12B • 8:22a, 9/13/22
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Aggie12B said:
FBI Concerned That If MAGA Doesn't Conduct A Terrorist Attack Soon They'll Have To Fake One

courtesy of The Babylon Bee

Babylon Been is pure gold as always, but I fear they are going to end up bring right again with this one, unfortunately.

sorry for the derail: back to humor.
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