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— Brian Nichols (@BNicholsLiberty) September 10, 2022
Aggie12B said:
BEARS REPEATING!!!
It needs to happen
— CaveWallRefollowđź•™ (@FollowCaveWall) September 11, 2022
Minimum wage should be set at $8000 per hour and everyone gets a cash infusion of $10 million
You can’t t wreck a fiat economy because a fiat economy is by definition fake
Retracted because LP exposed.
🤣👍🏻 pic.twitter.com/ygrOF0uKYx
— RΞAL (@AFTERMATH_80) September 11, 2022
Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
Fight Fight Fight.
Fight Fight Fight.
King Charles Replaces Harry & Meghan With Two Corgis In Line Of Succession
LONDON In his first official royal decree, King Charles has replaced Meghan and Harry in the line of succession with two of the late Queen's corgis.
"Fluffy here shall immediately assume the title of Duke," said Charles, presenting the corgi with a scepter. "There now! Who's a good future King of England?"
The nation of England erupted into celebration upon hearing the news. "After the sadness of the past week, it feels good to have something to be happy about," said citizen Gerald Funderburk. "The thought of the monarchy falling into the hands of Harry or Meghan, those blithering idiots…we can all rest a little easier tonight knowing the kingdom will be in good hands. Or paws."
Although the King's move is unusual, historians say it is not without precedent. "Few people recall that Henry the Eighth actually made his pet goat sixth in line for the throne," said history professor Benjamin York. "He had so many wives and children that he lost count of how to list them. He was also very, very fond of his goat Alfred."
At publishing time, Meghan Markle had responded with her daily tradition of calling everyone in her family racist.
Courtesy of The Babylon Bee
LONDON In his first official royal decree, King Charles has replaced Meghan and Harry in the line of succession with two of the late Queen's corgis.
"Fluffy here shall immediately assume the title of Duke," said Charles, presenting the corgi with a scepter. "There now! Who's a good future King of England?"
The nation of England erupted into celebration upon hearing the news. "After the sadness of the past week, it feels good to have something to be happy about," said citizen Gerald Funderburk. "The thought of the monarchy falling into the hands of Harry or Meghan, those blithering idiots…we can all rest a little easier tonight knowing the kingdom will be in good hands. Or paws."
Although the King's move is unusual, historians say it is not without precedent. "Few people recall that Henry the Eighth actually made his pet goat sixth in line for the throne," said history professor Benjamin York. "He had so many wives and children that he lost count of how to list them. He was also very, very fond of his goat Alfred."
At publishing time, Meghan Markle had responded with her daily tradition of calling everyone in her family racist.
Courtesy of The Babylon Bee
#Inflation pic.twitter.com/RIQwpuCl2F
— Being Libertarian (@beinlibertarian) September 11, 2022
Surprised to see Prince Andrew in the procession. I guess they’re not walking within 500 feet of a school.
— Jimmy Failla (@jimmyfailla) September 12, 2022
NBC’S CHUCK TODD: “[The US] will have 2 million people cross this border for the first time ever.”
— Breaking911 (@Breaking911) September 11, 2022
VP HARRIS: “We have a secure border.”
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If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted.
Mike Rowe pic.twitter.com/JvRD4mpyGR
— Wall Street Silver (@WallStreetSilv) September 9, 2022
— Carol Roth (@caroljsroth) September 9, 2022
— Rothmus 🏴 (@Rothmus) September 9, 2022
"I could run into a burning building for this city but I couldn't eat in a restaurant"
— Adam B. Coleman, President of Aintblackistan (@wrong_speak) September 11, 2022
Damn.pic.twitter.com/kpA1enyiUu
This ratio gives me so much hope.
— AJ Kay (@AJKayWriter) September 11, 2022
Al least they are finally admitting that they're virtue signalling...
Cult.
— Clifton Duncan (She/Her) (@cliftonaduncan) September 11, 2022
— Rothmus 🏴 (@Rothmus) September 11, 2022
And finally, what do y'all think? I've heard it's already happening in LA. Some of our facilities down there are already requiring it!
With fall rapidly approaching, it’s going to be extremely exciting to see which of New York or Los Angeles goes back to mask mandates the quickest. The competition to be the most anti-science city in the country is extremely fierce
— Ian Miller (@ianmSC) September 11, 2022
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