*****Official Funny Political Tweet Thread*****

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I don't care about your student loan debt...

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Make it make sense!

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Oldie but goodie...

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And finally...

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Jmiller said:


oof...the attempts just keep getting more miserable
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Jmiller said:




"The Science is Settled" is also not how science works.
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ravingfans said:

oh no said:




As an engineer looking at that design, I see a bunch of failure points before that bottle top ever gets extracted!

if that is a beer bottle your post becomes the "buzz kill"
Among the latter, under pretence of governing they have divided their nations into two classes, wolves and sheep.”
Thomas Jefferson, Letter to Edward Carrington, January 16, 1787
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justcallmeharry said:


I know this was sarcasm
But i will point out it is bull***** Ask all the worm farmers that lost money.
Among the latter, under pretence of governing they have divided their nations into two classes, wolves and sheep.”
Thomas Jefferson, Letter to Edward Carrington, January 16, 1787
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richardag said:


Ask all the worm farmers that lost money.

I tried worm ranching.

None of them survived the branding.
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richardag said:

justcallmeharry said:


I know this was sarcasm
But i will point out it is bull***** Ask all the worm farmers that lost money.

As a long term strategy, the Republicans need to let the Dems make worms the main staple of school lunches.
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ThunderFighter06 said:


So when do the people who passed it on to children and animals get arrested?
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So when do the people who passed it on to children and animals get arrested?


Clearly a homophobe, xenophobe, racist and fascist.
Ag BQ '80
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brad5q said:

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So when do the people who passed it on to children and animals get arrested?


Clearly a homophobe, xenophobe, racist and fascist.
That's fine, they still need to be arrested.
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Cromagnum said:

Those morons can pay 10x the cost of electricity to charge their EVs produced with NIMBY batteries and try to argue that they are somehow saving the earth.
Oh yeah, this is their idea of saving the earth
"Freedom is never more than one election away from extinction"
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Biz Ag said:

annie88 said:

Cromagnum said:

annie88 said:

I have absolutely no regrets going to a four-year college and it got me through my career well.

I don't think we have to knock college educations just because some are irresponsible. JMO

That said…




Two morons in that post. Who the hell pays $22 for some avocado smeared on toast?


That's the point of the post.

And the first one is just pointing it out.


Taylor Lorenz is the loser Washington Post reporter who doxxed the "Libs of Tik Tok" Tweeter. She also tweeted herself that she was being harassed by a Drudge Report editor, then deleted the tweets and said "it was just a joke."

In other words, exactly the type of person you'd expect to order $22 avocado toast and have an outstanding student loan.
Yes, the poster was mocking Taylor, saying she's the type of person you would expect to bail out.

We're saying the same thing.
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Catchy tune

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No, it's not loaded with cultural baggage. It's just a word, you lunatic.

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annie88 said:

Biz Ag said:

annie88 said:

Cromagnum said:

annie88 said:

I have absolutely no regrets going to a four-year college and it got me through my career well.

I don't think we have to knock college educations just because some are irresponsible. JMO

That said…




Two morons in that post. Who the hell pays $22 for some avocado smeared on toast?


That's the point of the post.

And the first one is just pointing it out.


Taylor Lorenz is the loser Washington Post reporter who doxxed the "Libs of Tik Tok" Tweeter. She also tweeted herself that she was being harassed by a Drudge Report editor, then deleted the tweets and said "it was just a joke."

In other words, exactly the type of person you'd expect to order $22 avocado toast and have an outstanding student loan.
Yes, the poster was mocking Taylor, saying she's the type of person you would expect to bail out.

We're saying the same thing.
My response was intended for Cromagnum.

Apologies for not quoting correctly.

Carry on.
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annie88 said:


OMG, the shape one might as well be lifted straight from Idiocracy.

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annie88 said:




I wish he asked each who they would vote for.
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TexAg1987 said:

annie88 said:




I wish he asked each who they would vote for.
That would've been interesting.

I would say about 75% - 25% Democrat, but you never know.
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OMG, the shape one might as well be lifted straight from Idiocracy.
To top it off, the guy said he hasn't done anything with shapes since 5th grade.

Uhhhh...look in the mirror, you've definitely done things with shape.


But I did like the one who said people in Idaho speak potato.
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increase access to birth control for the 200,000 retirees and their families covered by the MPSERS non-Medicare plan.

Democrats: Announce a "benefit" that does absolutely nothing.

Their base:

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