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In reply to captkirk • 2:36p, 8/10/22
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That is Photoshop right? Even so, it's brilliant.
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Poor leftist morons! They really hate it when the truth doesn't match up with their narrative…
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"The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help."

Ronald Reagan
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Poor leftist morons! They really hate it when the truth doesn't match up with their narrative…
Just like the Asian violence. Almost exclusively Blacks. But they claim we have a white supremacist problem.

The violence is real and it's awful, but it's not white's doing it.
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That's hilarious!
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This guy is in serious contention for NPC of the year!

"The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help."

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This guy is in serious contention for NPC of the year!


Well, the user name "Manhattan" definitely checks out!
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https://tips.fbi.gov/
1-800-225-5324
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Yep. A warrant signed by a "judge" that buried the case against Epstein before joining the firm that represented Epstein. Your government is utterly and completely corrupt and you somehow think THIS is funny?
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Awww, you do try so hard.

Wray has disgraced himself and his country. I think he'll go down for this. At least that would be justice.

Bad people sometimes aren't the people they purport themselves to be.

Like most of the FBI, CIA, DOJ and Democrats right now.

That's not on Trump. That's on Wray.

Same way Trump and Americans expected Fraudci to do what was best for Americans, not Democrats and lining his pockets while responsible for American deaths.

Remember that huge Obama and Clinton donor who murdered two gay men? Yet they're pictured with him. Did they know how bad he was?

Remember Harvey Weinstein? Michell Obama loved him.

Remember Ghisele? At the Chelsea Clinton's wedding? Well, they knew she was bad.

Who knew that the Democrats would get such immeasurable TDS when a man they used to love became President, did the best job since Reagan, made them all look like fools and had our country under control? They put themselves over their country due to irrational hatred.

So laugh all you want. There will be a reckoning. American are pissed.
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Especially not the FBI. That's great.
Oh they looked, they documented then used information to pressure the Biden crime syndicate.
Among the latter, under pretence of governing they have divided their nations into two classes, wolves and sheep.”
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J Edgar Hoover school of FBI proper wardrobe.
Among the latter, under pretence of governing they have divided their nations into two classes, wolves and sheep.”
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Courtesy of Babylon Bee

https://babylonbee.com/news/14-things-the-fbi-found-in-donald-trumps-safe

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The FBI raided former President Trump's Mar-a-Lago home and found incriminating evidence that he was once President of the United States of America! While they were there they spent over four hours cracking open a solid gold safe.
Here's what they found:
Thousands of McDonald's receipts: Immaculate record keeping!
Three pallets of Norvell Premium Sunless Tanning Solution, Dark 1: Only the best for our President!
World's best president mug: The mug has been detained for questioning.
Barron's Xbox controller because he's grounded from Xbox: This is a relief. We thought he was ghosting us on Xbox Live.
The kickstand for Biden's bike: Sneaky!
Obama's actual birth certificate: Everyone was wrong. He was born in Zap, ND. Weird.
A note that reads "You FBI guys are low IQ. Sad! Not good!": This was found in a safe within a safe.
Free verse, reflective poems: So sensitive!
Several dozen copies of Home Alone 2: Lost in New York: Probably the inspiration for all the booby traps federal agents had to evade.
The actual nuclear codes and not the fake ones he slipped to Biden: Wait a minute, wouldn't the real president have the nuclear codes?
Little tiny shampoos which were stolen from the White House bathroom: Ladies and gentlemen, we got him!
Over a million unsent tweets: Carefully recorded and cataloged on papyrus scrolls.
A signed agreement between Trump and Pence that he would not "mean tweet" Pence: Appears to be scrawled in crayon on a KFC napkin.
The Mirror of Erised: When he looks into it he sees world peace.
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It's telling that you're still supporting your former employer.
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Retired FBI Agent said:

Y'know...

If you're FBI...you should actually know that Trump DIDN'T appoint this judge.

Magistrate Judges aren't appointed by the POTUS.

But...if you're FBI...I could totally understand you not understanding that, considering y'alls past record...
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Retired FBI Agent said:

Y'know...

If you're FBI...you should actually know that Trump DIDN'T appoint this judge.

Magistrate Judges aren't appointed by the POTUS.

But...if you're FBI...I could totally understand you not understanding that, considering y'alls past record...


And everyone knows the ultimate authority on de-classified status of documents during a President's tenure is the NARA, and not the President himself.
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4D Chess: Trump Saves His Cache Of Classified Documents From FBI Confiscation By Labeling Them 'Epstein's Client List'

PALM BEACH, FL Federal agents left empty-handed following a raid on Trump's Mar-a-Lago estate. Sources say Trump cleverly hid his cache of classified documents in plain sight by labeling them "Epstein's Client List."
"Hmm. Nothing to see here!" said Special Agent Cornelius Weatherdowel as he took note of the label on the suspicious-looking cache of files. "Almost thought these might be highly incriminating but I guess it's nothing!"

"In fact, I don't see anything. What files?"
Agents shouted that the room was clear and promptly evacuated the building.
"Yeah, it's a real bust," admitted FBI Director Christopher Wray. "We did confiscate some ten boxes that we believe might be an AR-15 I don't know, we haven't opened them yet but we couldn't find anything pertaining to the scope of our warrant."
"And what was the scope of your warrant?" asked James Jobel, a reporter for the Tampa Tribune.
"No further questions," said Director Wray. He abruptly ended the interview and flew back to his lair in Washington, D.C.
At publishing time, Trump's Mar-a-Lago home had been destroyed after catching fire. No further details were available on the unrelated incident

Courtesy of The Babylon Bee
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