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if you were looking for the communist talking point thread, you're in the wrong place.DarkBrandon0111 said:
Everything is fake when you wear a tinfoil hat
DarkBrandon0111 said:
Everything is fake when you wear a tinfoil hat
Aggie12B said:
Looks like there's another type of Hispanic person out there
Brown on the outside, white on the inside?TexAgs91 said:
Looks like there's another type of Hispanic person out there
— The Right To Bear Memes (@grandoldmemes) August 5, 2022
If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted. Just the way it is!!
😳 (if I am not posting tomorrow after this tweet please call 911!) pic.twitter.com/x5ur4PNlbW
— 💕 Just Me 💕 (@jadcad2021) August 4, 2022
That's an Eskimo.TexAgs91 said:
Looks like there's another type of Hispanic person out there
Sorry, not sorry. #GowokeGobroke #LiberalismIsAMentalDisorder #LiberalHypocrisy #LiberalismIsAMentalDisease #leftist pic.twitter.com/tyMLnDkRFC
— Marc Ang (@MarquesAngus) August 5, 2022
Wild West Pimp Style
Aggie12B said:
This one bears repeating!
TEST the Science!
"The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help."
Ronald Reagan
Ronald Reagan
Nation Longs For More Civilized Age When Politicians Settled Disputes With Pistols
U.S. - Upon looking at the bleak, uncivilized nature of our political discourse, millions of people across the nation announced Thursday they are feeling nostalgic for a more refined time when politicians just shot each other with pistols to resolve their differences.
The nation dreamily looked back at the time before all these brutish tactics invaded our politics, and politicians just shot one another in broad daylight like civilized human beings.
"Frankly, it'd beat all the protesting and swarming people in restaurants," said one man in Iowa. "Just one simple, civilized duel, a couple o' bullets flying through the air, and you're done."
"Blam, blam, and you call it a day," he added.
At publishing time, a grassroots movement had called for a towering Thunderdome to be built in Washington, D.C., to return some semblance of civility to our national discourse.
Courtesy of The Babylon Bee
U.S. - Upon looking at the bleak, uncivilized nature of our political discourse, millions of people across the nation announced Thursday they are feeling nostalgic for a more refined time when politicians just shot each other with pistols to resolve their differences.
The nation dreamily looked back at the time before all these brutish tactics invaded our politics, and politicians just shot one another in broad daylight like civilized human beings.
"Frankly, it'd beat all the protesting and swarming people in restaurants," said one man in Iowa. "Just one simple, civilized duel, a couple o' bullets flying through the air, and you're done."
"Blam, blam, and you call it a day," he added.
At publishing time, a grassroots movement had called for a towering Thunderdome to be built in Washington, D.C., to return some semblance of civility to our national discourse.
Courtesy of The Babylon Bee
Utterly true.Aggie12B said:
Journalism school seems to be another indicator of late.
Men will be men pic.twitter.com/8PKAat7hJN
— figensezgin (@_figensezgin) August 5, 2022
Ag with kids said:Brown on the outside, white on the inside?TexAgs91 said:
Looks like there's another type of Hispanic person out there
A coconut taco?
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