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That's actually a good point, at least this way we can hope to know whose money is really being used.
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ChipFTAC01 said:

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I have a real problem with the volume of out of state money that we've seen flow into this guys election coffers. It's not just him he's just the closest example. It was reported that Tim Scott's opponent in South Carolina had more out of state money than instate money which I think was also true for O'Rourke's Senate campaign. In a world where it's clear the politicians don't work for their constituents this makes it clear they won't even be representing the states that elected them. I THINK I'd be comfortable with Texas implementing something restricting or prohibiting out of state money being accepted for Texas elections. I don't know, it's a problem I'm just not sure the solution. More government is almost never the right answer...
I've mentioned in other threads but I think there needs to be election fundraising reform in ALL states that says any given candidate cannot receive donations from a person or business residing outside that candidates district.

So...
Governor, State AG, Fed Senate, etc... nothing from outside the state
County Commissioner, County Judge, etc... nothing from outside county

Basically if you can legally vote for them then you can donate to them.
I'd be OK with that.


I'd be VERY supportive of that but my initial speedbump that I see is that instead of Soros/Koch Bros Writing a check to Beto/Abbott for Gov PAC they instead write a check to the Texas ACLU/Texas Chamber of Commerce who then turn around and write checks.
Yep - where there's a will, there's a way! They would find a way around whatever legislation could be passed. The Devil is the craftiest of characters.
I’ve seen them play since way back when,
And they’ve always had the grit;
I’ve seen ‘em lose and I’ve seen ‘em win,
But I’ve never seen ‘em quit.
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ChipFTAC01 said:

LOYAL AG said:

chjoak said:

LOYAL AG said:

Aggie12B said:


I have a real problem with the volume of out of state money that we've seen flow into this guys election coffers. It's not just him he's just the closest example. It was reported that Tim Scott's opponent in South Carolina had more out of state money than instate money which I think was also true for O'Rourke's Senate campaign. In a world where it's clear the politicians don't work for their constituents this makes it clear they won't even be representing the states that elected them. I THINK I'd be comfortable with Texas implementing something restricting or prohibiting out of state money being accepted for Texas elections. I don't know, it's a problem I'm just not sure the solution. More government is almost never the right answer...
I've mentioned in other threads but I think there needs to be election fundraising reform in ALL states that says any given candidate cannot receive donations from a person or business residing outside that candidates district.

So...
Governor, State AG, Fed Senate, etc... nothing from outside the state
County Commissioner, County Judge, etc... nothing from outside county

Basically if you can legally vote for them then you can donate to them.
I'd be OK with that.


I'd be VERY supportive of that but my initial speedbump that I see is that instead of Soros/Koch Bros Writing a check to Beto/Abbott for Gov PAC they instead write a check to the Texas ACLU/Texas Chamber of Commerce who then turn around and write checks.
That would mean Soros would be using a straw donor and he would go to jail like Dinesh did.
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My mom had these!!
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If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted. Just the way it is!!
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"The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help."

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'You Can't Be Pro-Insurrection And Pro-American,' Says President Of Nation Founded By An Insurrection
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White House Reassures America That Biden Is Doing Better: Slept Well, Ate His Breakfast, Had A Full Diaper
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Top Alternative Words To Use When You Can't Say 'Groomer'

Big Tech is cracking down! Facebook and Tik Tok have already banned the use of the word "groomer", and this week Twitter followed suit, evidently perceiving "groomer" as a slur on the LGBTQ+ community. If you're concerned that people who normalize sexualizing young children plan to escalate into more sinister activities, you still need a way to explain your concerns. To that end, here are some alternatives to the word "groomer!"
  • 6r00mer Sneak right past the algorithm!
  • Minorphile As a bonus, it sounds erudite.
  • Public School Teacher No offense to the several dozen non-grooming public school teachers out there.
  • Person of Grooming This is the politically correct term.
  • --. .-. --- --- -- . .-. Morse code is one of the oldest tricks in the book.
  • Roomer-Gay Linguists say pig latin predates morse code and it's fancier!
  • Gender Mentoring Advisor To provide intimate counseling "away from the prying eyes of those pesky parents."
  • Epsteinian For the local teacher hoping to out-Jeffrey Jeffrey by assembling an army of underage sex slaves.
  • Child Abusist It sounds so polite.
  • Aunt Tifa We're not sure where the algorithm stands on blue-haired teachers who moonlight as communist pedophile thugs, but use this now in case Big Tech bans "Antifa" as a slur too!
  • Windowless Van Aficionado People who drive these to their "family-friendly drag reading events" probably hope to scale into less family-friendly territory.
  • Genital Relocation Logistics Coordinator The more inflated the title, the more likely it is you're looking at a groomer.
  • Politician We all know what you're up to, Congressman.
  • Person who has age-inappropriate sexual conversations with other people's kids for the purpose of preparing or training them to be more easily exploited by political idealogues, gender extremists, and pedophiles If only there were a single word to describe that...
That's it. Now go forth and call out groomers or rather, Gender Inclusivity Education Professionals!

Courtesy of The Babylon Bee
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Decaf Coffee Condemned As Heresy
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Aggie12B said:

Top Alternative Words To Use When You Can't Say 'Groomer'

Big Tech is cracking down! Facebook and Tik Tok have already banned the use of the word "groomer", and this week Twitter followed suit, evidently perceiving "groomer" as a slur on the LGBTQ+ community. If you're concerned that people who normalize sexualizing young children plan to escalate into more sinister activities, you still need a way to explain your concerns. To that end, here are some alternatives to the word "groomer!"
  • 6r00mer Sneak right past the algorithm!
  • Minorphile As a bonus, it sounds erudite.
  • Public School Teacher No offense to the several dozen non-grooming public school teachers out there.
  • Person of Grooming This is the politically correct term.
  • --. .-. --- --- -- . .-. Morse code is one of the oldest tricks in the book.
  • Roomer-Gay Linguists say pig latin predates morse code and it's fancier!
  • Gender Mentoring Advisor To provide intimate counseling "away from the prying eyes of those pesky parents."
  • Epsteinian For the local teacher hoping to out-Jeffrey Jeffrey by assembling an army of underage sex slaves.
  • Child Abusist It sounds so polite.
  • Aunt Tifa We're not sure where the algorithm stands on blue-haired teachers who moonlight as communist pedophile thugs, but use this now in case Big Tech bans "Antifa" as a slur too!
  • Windowless Van Aficionado People who drive these to their "family-friendly drag reading events" probably hope to scale into less family-friendly territory.
  • Genital Relocation Logistics Coordinator The more inflated the title, the more likely it is you're looking at a groomer.
  • Politician We all know what you're up to, Congressman.
  • Person who has age-inappropriate sexual conversations with other people's kids for the purpose of preparing or training them to be more easily exploited by political idealogues, gender extremists, and pedophiles If only there were a single word to describe that...
That's it. Now go forth and call out groomers or rather, Gender Inclusivity Education Professionals!

Courtesy of The Babylon Bee
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"That doesn't sound like a recession to me": Biden offers glowing assessment of economy, then walks away without taking questions
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oh no said:


"Freedom is never more than one election away from extinction"
Fight! Fight! Fight!
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Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
Fight Fight Fight.
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Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
Fight Fight Fight.
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