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In reply to CanyonAg77 • 5:27p, 7/26/22
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Yeah, we probably could have done without that guy. Aside from the national parks, I don't see much value in him. He also gifted the United States with Woodrow Wilson. So thanks but no thanks on TR.
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Man Hangs 'Straight Pride' Flag On Doorposts So Monkeypox Will Pass Over


COVINGTON, LA With the monkeypox virus plague tearing its way through gay bathhouses and teachers' lounges across the country, one desperate man hung a "straight pride" flag on his doorposts in hopes that the plague will pass over his household.
"While the monkeypox plague strikes our neighbors, we'll be protected and the Angel of Monkeypox Death will pass over us," said local advertising executive Marcus Smithson to members of the press in front of his newly-protected home, puffing out his chest with pride as he gestured to the orange-and-black banner behind him.

"After COVID, gas prices, all the financial judgment we've endured for the last few years, we decided it was time to prepare for whatever crescendo of devastation was coming." Smithson added that despite some neighbors touting alternative preparation methods, "this flag will make sure no same-sex funny business enters these doors."
At publishing time, Smithson was safe from Monkeypox but had his house burned down by activists for hanging the "homophobic" flag.

Courtesy of The Babylon Bee
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Teachers Worried Their Gay Students May Regress And Turn Straight Over Summer Break

PORTLAND, OR A recent poll suggests 90% of teachers are worried their gay students may regress and turn straight over summer break. Most students had embraced their queer identities after being immersed in queerness around the clock for the entire school year. Now, those students are trapped with their bigoted, traditional parents who may brainwash their children into regressing back to straight or cis.
"I'm shook," said a local kindergarten teacher, Shirley Giggons, who sat in front of her classroom's LGBTQ+ flag during the interview. "I know my students and their sexual preferences and the idea they might regress back to straight is terrifying."

Teachers have taken to social media to try to encourage their queer students to remain true to their queer selves. Shirley, for example, has a social media presence on TikTok, Instagram, and Tumblr with a few thousand followers with an average age of 8 years old. She uses the platforms to nurture her student's identities while they're away from the classroom.
"He doesn't even know what 'gay' means," said Thomas Williams, a local dad of a third-grade student. "My son doesn't even know how to spell his name yet. You think I need his teacher pressuring a narrative instead of teaching him basic skills!?"
Other bigoted parents in the area have expressed similar concerns, but with the start of school just around the corner, they are hoping there is still time to save these kids.

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In reply to Aggie12B • 10:29p, 7/26/22
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It doesn't make sense that a straight pride flag would be burnt orange.
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Major cringe--YIKES!!!!
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If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted. Just the way it is!!
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In reply to justcallmeharry • 11:05a, 7/27/22
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It is more leftist pandering taken to the extreme.

The idea is to appeal to visually impaired people by describing what you're wearing. If you're impaired but not blind and you can see color, you can identify the blob on the screen. That's the idea, anyway.

I like Boebert's explanation that Kneepads has to do it to alleviate Brandon's confusion every day, though.
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In reply to Aggie12B • 11:55a, 7/27/22
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Washington and Jefferson predated current parties, though Jefferson used to be seen as founder of the Democrats. At least before they decided he was suffering from Jungle Fever (unlikely). Teddy finished his career by splitting from the Rs, giving us the ill-fated Bull Moose Party, and Woodrow Wilson, the first POTATOUS.
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The idea is to appeal to visually impaired people by describing what you're wearing. If you're impaired but not blind and you can see color, you can identify the blob on the screen. That's the idea, anyway.
I also liked how she looked to down to see what color outfit she was wearing before announcing it.
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CanyonAg77 said:
Aggie12B said:
Washington and Jefferson predated current parties, though Jefferson used to be seen as founder of the Democrats. At least before they decided he was suffering from Jungle Fever (unlikely). Teddy finished his career by splitting from the Rs, giving us the ill-fated Bull Moose Party, and Woodrow Wilson, the first POTATOUS.

Not quite accurate.

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The Democratic-Republican Party, also referred to as the Jeffersonian Republican Party and known at the time as the Republican Party and occasional other names,




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Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
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