Become ungovernable https://t.co/XGsCccsNRL

— Become Ungovernable (@DontGovMeBro) July 11, 2022

In Effort To Shake Off Abuse Allegations, Marilyn Manson Runs For Office As A Democrat

Trump The White Returns At Dawn On The Fifth Day With Army Of Dutch Farmers And Canadian Truckers

WASHINGTON, D.C. America was saved in the face of overwhelming odds when former President Trump returned as Trump the White at first light Monday to drain the swamp, finally making good on a campaign promise from days of old. He was joined by Dutch farmers, Canadian truckers, and those who would carry the banner of freedom unto death.
According to witnesses, there suddenly upon Capitol Hill appeared a rider, clad in white, shining in the rising sun. Behind him, hastening down the long slopes of the National Mall, were a thousand farmers and truckers; steering wheels and gear shifts manipulated with the ingenuity of patriots.

"Behold the White Rider!" cried Ted Cruz.
Rep Thomas Massie was encouraged but skeptical. "This is wizardry indeed! Come, I would look upon this ere the spell changes."
"Take heart, friend!" said Sen Rand Paul. "Dawn is ever the hope of men!"
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer shut their eyes against blinding light and covered their ears before the might of Trump's highly articulate cries as they were driven back to the shadow. Rep Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was not at the Capitol but seemingly dropped dead in horror when she later watched the event unfold on the news.
Once the Capitol Building was secured, members of Congress stepped out into the light of Trump and were cleansed of the stain of corruption. The hope of men was restored and the great evil that once reigned was held back yet another day.

Courtesy of The Babylon Bee

Ron DeSantis Runs Ad In California Asking Libs Not To Move To Florida

Biden just renewed his calls to take away your guns, which means it's about time for another trip to the fire stick store

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— I Meme Therefore I Am 🇺🇸 (@ImMeme0) July 11, 2022

Biden's Commerce Secretary says we are just "talking ourselves" into a recession so stop complaining about inflation because the economy is "very strong"

Democrats on new voter turnout drive pic.twitter.com/rkhZiLse8V

— JovanHuttonPulitzer™ #JovanHuttonPulitzer (@JovanHPulitzer) July 10, 2022

Holy *****

Why do so many “heaIth officials” look so unheaIthy? pic.twitter.com/JZPtMBtULq

— ©️⭕️©️⭕️💲⭕️ (@c0c0s0) July 11, 2022

Imagine being this stupid to think that masks have actually done a thing to help the disease.

They are the jerks in this situation.

New York City is not going back to normal. That’s why so many people left already and more are leaving. pic.twitter.com/yuHGYX17wd

— Christina Pushaw 🐊 🇺🇸 (@ChristinaPushaw) July 11, 2022

Wouldn't it be nice if these started showing up like 'I Did That' stickers pic.twitter.com/WesT5SscvF

— NahBabeeNah (@NahBabeeNah) July 10, 2022

😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/jcbHNczDLZ

— il Donaldo Trumpo (@PapiTrumpo) July 12, 2022

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— Gina Carano 🕯 (@ginacarano) July 12, 2022

When Jill sees "Baseball Hispanics" pic.twitter.com/Hya55fQeVS

— NeoNuke Video James enjoyer (@yodanim) July 12, 2022

As per CNN: I'm not the real deal

Maybe I'm not the right type of taco 😅 pic.twitter.com/ORfN9BKtrb

— Mayra Flores For Congress (@MayraFlores2022) July 12, 2022