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The GTFO variant cannot be too far behind.ThunderFighter06 said:Rest assured, #Fauci and TheExperts™ are closely monitoring this new variant pic.twitter.com/T2nPePllhP
— Phil Holloway™ ⚖️✈️ 😁 (@PhilHollowayEsq) July 6, 2022
Also expect to see the FFS and GFY variants to surge soon as well!Biz Ag said:The GTFO variant cannot be too far behind.ThunderFighter06 said:Rest assured, #Fauci and TheExperts™ are closely monitoring this new variant pic.twitter.com/T2nPePllhP
— Phil Holloway™ ⚖️✈️ 😁 (@PhilHollowayEsq) July 6, 2022
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I would rather be governed by 100 Canadian truckers and Dutch farmers than the entire Harvard University faculty.
— Michael Seifert (@realmichaelseif) July 7, 2022
— Clown World Today 🤡🌎 (@cwt_news) July 8, 2022
— Being Libertarian (@beinlibertarian) July 8, 2022
Terrible but mostly stable economy after Biden election...
How it started
— The Robber Baron (@Robber_Baron_) July 8, 2022
How it's going pic.twitter.com/5uYQ9Q9E7a
Racist! But she's not white so I guess it's okay!
What should we make of this? 🤔 pic.twitter.com/5cUnAmKokN
— Libertarian Party of Colorado (@LPCO) July 8, 2022
— Edward (@edwardrussl) July 8, 2022
— The Right To Bear Memes (@grandoldmemes) July 8, 2022
If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted. Just the way it is!!
Oh the huge manatee!
Joe Biden accidentally reads the part on the teleprompter that says "repeat the line" when they wanted him to say the line again lmfao pic.twitter.com/pS3GdXPe5N
— Greg Price (@greg_price11) July 8, 2022
Oh wow you were Adam Schiff's comms director before this?!?! You literally get paid to lie for a living.
— Greg Price (@greg_price11) July 8, 2022
Is the Russian collusion still hiding in plain sight?
Ag with kids said:
I occasionally drive by a shuttered gas station that must have closed two years ago as the price signs are still up. $1.859/gallon for regular and $2.199 for diesel.
Two summers ago I could tank up my Silverado for under $40. Paid $107.50 two weeks ago.
Joe: “Repeat the line!”
— Caleb Hull (@CalebJHull) July 8, 2022
Hunter: pic.twitter.com/WmGwMhWcow
— John Rich🇺🇸 (@johnrich) July 9, 2022
Biden: 'I Apologize For My Latest Teleprompter Gaffe, End Apology'
Teachers Urge Government To Reopen Schools Before Students Learn To Think For Themselves
CNN Uncovers Evidence Hero Dog Sniffed Dozens Of Butts Back In College
U.S. - Everyone praised the classified "Hero Dog" for taking down ISIS leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi.
Everyone, that is, except CNN, who quickly searched through the dog's internet history and college yearbooks. Sure enough, CNN found a picture of the Hero Dog partying at obedience school. In the picture, the dog is seen sniffing a butt without consent.
"Oh yeah, good old [redacted]? He was nuts!" said one German Shepherd who attended Old Yaler Obedience School with the hero dog, according to a CNN report. "He was always sniffing any butt he could find. Cats, dogs, humans, you name it. He didn't have a preference. He identified as pansniffual."
Troubling reports from classmates indicate that the dog sniffed all these butts without consent. The dog wrote cryptic things in his college yearbook, apparently referring to different butt-sniffing maneuvers such as the Surprise Sniffarooski and the Canine's Triangle.
The dog has issued a statement: "I like butts. I've always liked butts. I still like butts, but I never sniff butts to the point of excess. Who's a good boy? I am."
Democrats immediately called for the dog to be court-martialed and for the death of Baghdadi to be overturned.
Courtesy of The Babylon Bee
U.S. - Everyone praised the classified "Hero Dog" for taking down ISIS leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi.
Everyone, that is, except CNN, who quickly searched through the dog's internet history and college yearbooks. Sure enough, CNN found a picture of the Hero Dog partying at obedience school. In the picture, the dog is seen sniffing a butt without consent.
"Oh yeah, good old [redacted]? He was nuts!" said one German Shepherd who attended Old Yaler Obedience School with the hero dog, according to a CNN report. "He was always sniffing any butt he could find. Cats, dogs, humans, you name it. He didn't have a preference. He identified as pansniffual."
Troubling reports from classmates indicate that the dog sniffed all these butts without consent. The dog wrote cryptic things in his college yearbook, apparently referring to different butt-sniffing maneuvers such as the Surprise Sniffarooski and the Canine's Triangle.
The dog has issued a statement: "I like butts. I've always liked butts. I still like butts, but I never sniff butts to the point of excess. Who's a good boy? I am."
Democrats immediately called for the dog to be court-martialed and for the death of Baghdadi to be overturned.
Courtesy of The Babylon Bee
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