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Doctors Say Biden Recovering From Bike Crash Fine, Just Has A Few Scrapes And Alzheimer's

WILMINGTON, DEDoctors report that President Biden is recovering well from his bike crash, showing only a few minor scrapes and advanced Alzheimer's.
"It could have been much worse," said Dr. John Rosen, Biden's emergency physician. "His brain is a bowl of pudding, but his legs just have mild abrasionsso we expect him to be right back to his usual self in no time."
President Biden was taken for evaluation to Sacred Heart Hospital, where he reportedly tried to fight the X-ray machine. "Hey! What do you think you're looking at, bub?" Biden could be heard shouting as technicians tried to calm him. The President was then escorted to a room in the Emergency Department, where according to staff, he ate an entire roll of IV tubing before requesting an enema.
"The President will need to stay off the bike for a couple days, and also should have his address tattooed on his arm so he doesn't get lost," said Dr. Rosen. "Ideally, Mr. Biden should be kept in a circular room where all the doors are locked, for his own safety. Keep him away from any source of open flame, remove access to his bank accountsoh, and change the bandage on his knee tomorrow."
At publishing time, aides had brought Biden back to Sacred Heart after he took a nasty spill while attempting to stand still and wave.
Courtesy of The Babylon Bee
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Black Conservatives is no 1.

the trend in the Latin Amercian community and the explosion of hispanic conservative talk radio is a close second.

Leftists are sick in the head.
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Quote:

....explosion of hispanic conservative talk radio is a close second.

Is this true? I hope so.
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That's why that Soros/Obama group bought radio stations from Univision to counter that.
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Squadron7 said:

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....explosion of hispanic conservative talk radio is a close second.
Is this true? I hope so.
We have a few Hispanic stations in this area. Back when Rush started, I found myself wondering if there were Spanish language versions of Rush out there.

Good to hear that there are, finally.
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"The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help."

Ronald Reagan
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Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
Fight Fight Fight.
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p_bubel said:



The pay gap is real
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/the left can't meme
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