*****Official Funny Political Tweet Thread***** - Page 1129

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6:34p, 5/1/22

Lol that's going to leave a mark.

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In reply to aggiehawg • 8:01p, 5/1/22

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aggiehawg said:

Musk is funnier than all of the late night "comics", the entire SNL crew, and most stand up comedians. He has been on fire lately.

Edited for multiple auto-incorrections.

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In reply to BuddysBud • 8:41p, 5/1/22

BuddysBud said:
aggiehawg said:

Musk is funnier than all of the late night "comics", the entire SNL crew, and most stand up comedians. He has been on fire lately.

Edited for multiple auto-incorrections.

80% of the Twitter memes floating around are photoshops. He does have some hilarious ones though.

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11:23p, 5/1/22

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In reply to Fairview • 11:58p, 5/1/22

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Fairview said:

That does it. I'm getting a twitter account, just to follow Elon.

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In reply to BusterAg • 12:25a, 5/2/22

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BusterAg said:
Fairview said:

That does it. I'm getting a twitter account, just to follow Elon.

I already follow him but I never see it in Twitter, only here

Hmmm m.

The world needs mean tweets

My Pronouns Ultra and MAGA

Trump 2024

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In reply to Fightin_Aggie • 5:58a, 5/2/22

Fightin_Aggie said:
BusterAg said:
Fairview said:

That does it. I'm getting a twitter account, just to follow Elon.
I already follow him but I never see it in Twitter, only here

Hmmm m.

That's why this thread is at it's best when it's limited to embedded tweets, not random attached images.

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7:35a, 5/2/22

The New York Times traced Tucker Carlson's ancestors all the way back to 1850 and assigned 9 reporters to watch every episode of his show in order to smear him as a racist but couldn't even be bothered to ask Hunter Biden if he ever forgot his laptop at a repair shop
— Greg Price (@greg_price11) May 1, 2022

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In reply to 1872walker • 7:42a, 5/2/22

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No it's not.

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In reply to 1872walker • 7:48a, 5/2/22

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1872walker said:
Fightin_Aggie said:
BusterAg said:
Fairview said:

That does it. I'm getting a twitter account, just to follow Elon.
I already follow him but I never see it in Twitter, only here

Hmmm m.

That's why this thread is at it's best when it's limited to embedded tweets, not random attached images.

Here you go

Stop hitting on me, I’m really shy ☺️
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) April 29, 2022

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8:44a, 5/2/22

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We’re doomed… pic.twitter.com/yF54WKVbX4
— James Woods (@RealJamesWoods) May 2, 2022

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In reply to BuddysBud • 8:53a, 5/2/22

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No, I don't care what CNN or MSNBC said this time
Ad Lunam

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In reply to TexAgs91 • 8:55a, 5/2/22

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I think the Dominion Tweet is shopped but most of them are from Musk.

"The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help."

Ronald Reagan

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In reply to StandUpforAmerica • 11:01a, 5/2/22

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StandUpforAmerica said:
Ladies and Gentlemen … the Biden regime. pic.twitter.com/lfMeT2XtQJ
— Catturd ™ (@catturd2) April 30, 2022

Who is the...individual on the top left? I somehow missed the boat on that one!

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11:02a, 5/2/22

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Not political but I LOLOLOLOL'd

Sphincter valve?
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) May 2, 2022

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11:02a, 5/2/22

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pic.twitter.com/xvOcNG6TdU
— The Right To Bear Memes (@grandoldmemes) April 30, 2022

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11:04a, 5/2/22

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French farmers dump manure, tires and waste in front of government buildings in protest against rising raw materials costs (animal feed, energy, etc.) pic.twitter.com/YYIDqDyWQa
— Marie Oakes (@TheMarieOakes) April 29, 2022

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11:04a, 5/2/22

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I knew it!

Q: What did Hitler, Mussolini, Genghis Khan and Vlad the Impaler all have in common?

A: They all had MOTHERS. pic.twitter.com/9yzqyKvEm9
— Titania McGrath (@TitaniaMcGrath) April 30, 2022

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11:05a, 5/2/22

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Remember when they thought they were saving lives by doing nothing but watch Netflix all day?
— Prof (@covidtweets) May 1, 2022

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11:06a, 5/2/22

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Didn't know rage crying was a thing!

Since when do grown men (or women) publicly admit to rage crying because they contracted a respiratory virus? This generation (to which I belong) is an embarrassment
— Jenin Younes (@Leftylockdowns1) May 1, 2022

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11:07a, 5/2/22

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Remember when AOC complained Congressional salary wasn’t enough to live on in DC? Now she’s flush, new house, a new Tesla & great vacations. How is that? 👀
— Stacy Rae 🇺🇸 (@stacyhrae) April 30, 2022

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11:09a, 5/2/22

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“Now predictable”

My tweets from October 2020 would like a word with you. https://t.co/RgiM8Gk2JY
— Prof (@covidtweets) May 2, 2022

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In reply to RED AG 98 • 11:37a, 5/2/22

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RED AG 98 said:
Not political but I LOLOLOLOL'd

Sphincter valve?
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) May 2, 2022

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In reply to Biz Ag • 11:42a, 5/2/22

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pic.twitter.com/PSpqgkvOMK
— The Right To Bear Memes (@grandoldmemes) May 2, 2022

If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted. Just the way it is!!

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11:47a, 5/2/22

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In reply to ThunderFighter06 • 12:08p, 5/2/22

AG

ThunderFighter06 said:
StandUpforAmerica said:
Ladies and Gentlemen … the Biden regime. pic.twitter.com/lfMeT2XtQJ
— Catturd ™ (@catturd2) April 30, 2022

Who is the...individual on the top left? I somehow missed the boat on that one!

I hate to unleash this on you but here he is.

Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
Fight Fight Fight.

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In reply to Biz Ag • 12:53p, 5/2/22

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It's everywhere….

"ROGER - OUT"

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12:57p, 5/2/22

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Good lord

pic.twitter.com/pxFlqRI2fY
— Wittgenstein (@backtolife_2022) May 2, 2022

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In reply to oh no • 1:07p, 5/2/22

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HEY....this feral hog died of COVID, even though masked! With an assist from a 270 slug through the heart, administered by my daughter!

"ROGER - OUT"

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1:23p, 5/2/22

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🤡pic.twitter.com/omwZVuGGTk
— Dr. Eli David (@DrEliDavid) April 30, 2022

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In reply to ThunderFighter06 • 1:29p, 5/2/22

AG

ThunderFighter06 said:
Didn't know rage crying was a thing!

Since when do grown men (or women) publicly admit to rage crying because they contracted a respiratory virus? This generation (to which I belong) is an embarrassment
— Jenin Younes (@Leftylockdowns1) May 1, 2022

The sad thing is he wasn't keeping his toddlers safe he was preventing their immune system from developing health antibodies so that when they do get this thing they can deal with hit effectively. His kids are going to be the outliers that get it and get hammered and it'll be "unexpected".

Oh and what the hell is "rage crying"?

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In reply to annie88 • 1:32p, 5/2/22

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Yikes...Thanks? I'd seen the meme just didn't know the origin until now. Now I'm the loop but I wish I could un-see that!

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In reply to LOYAL AG • 1:33p, 5/2/22

AG

LOYAL AG said:
ThunderFighter06 said:
Didn't know rage crying was a thing!

Since when do grown men (or women) publicly admit to rage crying because they contracted a respiratory virus? This generation (to which I belong) is an embarrassment
— Jenin Younes (@Leftylockdowns1) May 1, 2022

The sad thing is he wasn't keeping his toddlers safe he was preventing their immune system from developing health antibodies so that when they do get this thing they can deal with hit effectively. His kids are going to be the outliers that get it and get hammered and it'll be "unexpected".

Oh and what the hell is "rage crying"?

It's what a 3 year old does when they don't get whatever it is they want or what an adult poon does when things don't go their way.

12thFan/Websider Since 2003

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1:44p, 5/2/22

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OMG!!! watch till the end.
The NPC system malfunctioned and turned into angry repeat mode

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/rAioO9G8Jp
— Senile Bran Don (@pewpewonepew) May 2, 2022

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2:01p, 5/2/22

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pic.twitter.com/7G8NQw51DF
— ConservOmatic (@ConservOmatic) May 2, 2022

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