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aggie93 said:The Sith Lord of Chinese Goods senses a disturbance in the cheaply constructed force... https://t.co/b45wbPqACz
— Preston Pysh (@PrestonPysh) April 26, 2022
No way! That guy is one of my West Point classmates.
Musk's Twitter Purchase Fails After 138,000 Board Votes Found Overnight https://t.co/lYrMq98uqy via @TheBabylonBee
— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) April 26, 2022
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"We really thought Musk was going to pull this one out," said Twitter CEO Parag Agrawal. "The yes votes had a strong lead when I went to bed last night, but that was before we counted all the mail-in votes that one of our employees found in locker 142 at the bus terminal."
Nation Breathes Sigh Of Relief As Ocasio-Cortez Comes Out Against Having Children
U.S.The nation breathed a collective sigh of relief Monday while watching footage in which Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez appeared to come out against the concept of reproducing.
Stating they realized that we really dodged a bullet this time, citizens all over the country expressed their sudden sense of comfort and serenity at the fact that Ocasio-Cortez would probably never have children. Fear and trepidation had swept the nation upon the realization that Ocasio-Cortez likely possessed the capability to reproduce actual human children, whom she would then ingrain with her values and politics for their entire childhoods before they would go on to have political careers of their own.
"This is a huge burden off my chest," said Lyle Billings of Lawrence, Kansas. "I suddenly realized that there could be two, three, or even four little Ocasio-Cortezes running around one day. So I totally support the congresswoman's position against having children. It's really what's best for the nation as a whole."
While the nation is typically baffled at Ocasio-Cortez's positions, her bold stand against having children has become her most popular policy position yet, garnering a 97% approval rating.
Courtesy of The Babylon Bee
U.S.The nation breathed a collective sigh of relief Monday while watching footage in which Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez appeared to come out against the concept of reproducing.
Stating they realized that we really dodged a bullet this time, citizens all over the country expressed their sudden sense of comfort and serenity at the fact that Ocasio-Cortez would probably never have children. Fear and trepidation had swept the nation upon the realization that Ocasio-Cortez likely possessed the capability to reproduce actual human children, whom she would then ingrain with her values and politics for their entire childhoods before they would go on to have political careers of their own.
"This is a huge burden off my chest," said Lyle Billings of Lawrence, Kansas. "I suddenly realized that there could be two, three, or even four little Ocasio-Cortezes running around one day. So I totally support the congresswoman's position against having children. It's really what's best for the nation as a whole."
While the nation is typically baffled at Ocasio-Cortez's positions, her bold stand against having children has become her most popular policy position yet, garnering a 97% approval rating.
Courtesy of The Babylon Bee
Aggie12B said:
Read there was a news service that was having a fire sale....
So "Marked Safe from Elon Musk" sets off the content filter? Geezus.
Reporting indicates Kamala has tested positive for Covid...
That one too pic.twitter.com/b0QfWXnxxY
— Lilith of Assyria 🦅 (@Lilith_Assyria) April 26, 2022
I thought Kamala promised not to trust or take a Trump vaccine?
— Phil Holloway™ ⚖️✈️ 😁 (@PhilHollowayEsq) April 26, 2022
*WIMBLEDON TO ALLOW UNVACCINATED PLAYERS TO COMPETE THIS YEAR
— zerohedge (@zerohedge) April 26, 2022
So Djoko was right
Thought he deleted his account? Maybe after this he will!
Holy cow what a ratio
— Clifton Duncan: Good Looking Loser. (@cliftonaduncan) April 26, 2022
Netflix losing subscribers.
— Laura Ingraham (@IngrahamAngle) April 26, 2022
CNN+ shuts down.
Disney stock value dropping.
Twitter takeover by Musk.
Just the beginning?
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ThunderFighter06 said:
Thought he deleted his account? Maybe after this he will!Holy cow what a ratio
— Clifton Duncan: Good Looking Loser. (@cliftonaduncan) April 26, 2022
Elon never said anything about unregulated free speech. He said there would be transparent content moderation that would treat everyone equally and open-source to the public. Such a straw man argument.
Works every time ❤️#dome @JesseKellyDC pic.twitter.com/0kxatF51gx
— Jesse Kelly Show (@JesseKellyShow) April 26, 2022
— Matt’s Banjo (@MattsBanjo) April 26, 2022
"The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help."
Ronald Reagan
Ronald Reagan
— The Right To Bear Memes (@grandoldmemes) April 26, 2022
aggie93 said:— Matt’s Banjo (@MattsBanjo) April 26, 2022
She gained something like 350-400k followers since that hit piece came out last week. That's awesome.
Disclaimer: Views expressed in this post reflect the opinions of Texags user bonfarr and are not to be accepted as facts or to be accepted at face value.
That's funny right there, I don't care who you are.
Oh and back to the original question, you bet I'll take the billionaire over the guy with a master's degree. Who knows who gave the MD guy the scrap of paper but the guy that managed to get a billion, non lottery dollars knows what the hell he's doing.
Oh and back to the original question, you bet I'll take the billionaire over the guy with a master's degree. Who knows who gave the MD guy the scrap of paper but the guy that managed to get a billion, non lottery dollars knows what the hell he's doing.
And the answer in the U.S.A. is yes. Because the SCOTUS said so in the Skokie case. Nazis could march in Skokie Illinois.ThunderFighter06 said:
Thought he deleted his account? Maybe after this he will!Holy cow what a ratio
— Clifton Duncan: Good Looking Loser. (@cliftonaduncan) April 26, 2022
Freedom of speech includes awful speech, too. How it works here.
Cool starry bra alert: After my first husband was killed and my only brother a week later in a separate accident, I had to move back to Texas because of my Mom. Went to Austin, bought a house in NW Austin. I was 30. My neighbors were all older retired IBM folks. Very good neighbors, helpful, concerned about me since I was so recently widowed and welcomed me to the neighborhood with a cook out. I was sitting there and the subject came down to wearing the flag as a part of clothing, and burning the American flag as political expression. Being older people they were angered and aghast about it. I just sat and listened for awhile and finally said in a low voice, "Because the Supreme Court ruled that it was speech and under the First Amendment it is not prohibited and cannot be prohibited." They looked at me with jaws dropped. I said, "Wait! You guys didn't know I'm a lawyer? Not practicing right now, but I am a licensed attorney in two states. Don't have my wallet with me but I can run next door and get my Texas Bar card if you want proof." Silence for a moment or two, then one of them asked, "Do you agree with that ruling?" My answer was, "As a legal principle of the Constitution, yes. As a proud American? No. Wish this subject had never even brought up. But it has and was done and it is now the law of the land."
Reading thru that Hinania guy's Twitter feed I almost thought it was a satire account similar to Titania McGrath. Sadly it appears legit.
Disclaimer: Views expressed in this post reflect the opinions of Texags user bonfarr and are not to be accepted as facts or to be accepted at face value.
There was a great HBO movie about the Skokie case back in the 80s. Sadly today's ACLU doesn't resemble at all the organization that fought that free speech battle.
Disclaimer: Views expressed in this post reflect the opinions of Texags user bonfarr and are not to be accepted as facts or to be accepted at face value.
Agree. I hated that case but my legal training was it was correct under the First Amendment.bonfarr said:
There was a great HBO movie about the Skokie case back in the 80s. Sadly today's ACLU doesn't resemble at all the organization that fought that free speech battle.
This many years later, it is still correct but the numbers of people who espouse the downfall of the US have grown in numbers, and crossed into mainline Democrat policies.
aggiehawg said:Agree. I hated that case but my legal training was it was correct under the First Amendment.bonfarr said:
There was a great HBO movie about the Skokie case back in the 80s. Sadly today's ACLU doesn't resemble at all the organization that fought that free speech battle.
This many years later, it is still correct but the numbers of people who espouse the downfall of the US have grown in numbers, and crossed into mainline Democrat policies.
My initial though was negative, but after a few moments I was proud for our country. What other country values the ideal of free speech to the point that even small minorities who espouse such terrible principles can be heard as long as they are express them peacefully. The ACLU stood up for freedom at that time. Not so much today.
Actually Musk has an Honorary Doctorate In Engineering from Yale.bonfarr said:
"The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help."
Ronald Reagan
Ronald Reagan
Every time I hear of that case, all I can think of...
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