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In reply to captkirk • 9:35p, 4/9/22
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Scary that these people are the executive leaders of the country.

Even scarier is that anyone would have voted for these two.
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Why did you post a picture of my liberal sister?
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No, I don't care what CNN or MSNBC said this time
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No, I don't care what CNN or MSNBC said this time
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Why do all Marxist women of color prefer white men?

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Just some of Romney's quick hits:
  • Voted to confirm Ketanji Jackson Brown
  • Marched with BLM
  • Voted for masking toddlers
  • Opposed Rand Paul's motion to remove masks in public transportation
  • Has been lockstep with Pelosi on every unconstitutional attack on January 6th protesters
  • Voted for Trump impeachment
  • Approved every unsustainable spending bill
  • Developed his own version of Obamacare in Massachusetts (dubbed Romneycare)
  • Accused Tulsi Gabbard of treason
  • Has been as intertwined in Ukraine energy corruption as the Biden's.
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Confused Biden Wondering Why Corn Pop Is At The White House

WASHINGTON, D.C.President Biden was bewildered on Monday when his old arch-enemy Corn Pop was spotted at the White House during an event celebrating the passage of the Affordable Care Act 12 years prior. Biden reportedly pulled secret service agents aside and told them to keep an eye on the man who he called a "bad dude." According to sources, agents kindly reminded the most powerful man in the world that "the crazy black man" was former President Barak Obama.
"Listen here, Agent Jack, Obama is my BFF. Don't you think I can tell the difference between him and Corn Pop? Come on, man!"
"Corn Pop is a bad dude!" the president explained to Secret Service Agent Jack Stallone. "Takes fire to fight fire. Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the president?"
Video footage of the event appears to show a moment when Biden attempted to confront Obama, who he was sure was Corn Pop, but the former president did his best to ignore him.
According to sources, Obama managed to escape before Biden could wrap a chain around his head.

Courtesy of the Babylon Bee
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hawk1689 said:
captkirk said:
Why did you post a picture of my liberal sister?


Great funny political tweet but needs to add "spring break travel " to the drowning pool.
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I'd appreciate a PM from a moderator, as I have a question I think best addressed offline. TIA.
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Ummmm.

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In reply to Aggie12B • 12:25p, 4/10/22
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Still laughing
Among the latter, under pretence of governing they have divided their nations into two classes, wolves and sheep.”
Thomas Jefferson, Letter to Edward Carrington, January 16, 1787
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Ummmm.

Careful, our Neocons will call you a Russia Apologist.
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Or they'll just laugh at you for being so gullible
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