*****Official Funny Political Tweet Thread*****
11,277,504 Views |
87961 Replies |
Last: 53 min ago by Funky Winkerbean
— KLee (@LeeKurtiss) April 7, 2022
yup pic.twitter.com/B9rsvsLBbw
— Eric T. Roy (@no1toolmkr) April 6, 2022
My patients sometimes ask me when I think COVID will “be over.” I always smile and say, “when we stop counting cases.” Remember Swine Flu? Now it’s just “flu.”
— elizabeth bennett (@ebennett74) April 5, 2022
Ag87H2O said:Doocy got under her skin with that question. Love it.justcallmeharry said:Doocy: "There's evidence that Biden was once office mates with Hunter and his brother Jim."
— Greg Price (@greg_price11) April 6, 2022
Psaki: "That is not accurate."
Doocy: "So when Hunter Biden is emailing a landlord 'please have keys made for office mates Joe Biden and Jim Biden."
Psaki: "They were not office mates." pic.twitter.com/JtOY0VM043
The inevitable release of the Jen Psaki/Peter Doocy sex tape will literally break the internet.
— CCP IS ASSHOE (@CCPISASSH0E) April 7, 2022
I'm so old, I remember when wanting to teach someone else's kids about sex was called being a pedophile.
— Tim Young (@TimRunsHisMouth) April 6, 2022
Now illegals are getting free smart phones? Shit what’s next, free healthcare? Oh wait…already a thing
— Tomi Lahren (@TomiLahren) April 6, 2022
Is that what Biden meant at the end of the State of the Union when he said "Go get him!"
To be fair it is an emergency for the Democrat Party.
People are so stupid
How has real life so imitated art to the tune of feeling like we’re living in a literal idiocracy? #God help #US 🤦🏾♂️pic.twitter.com/fluetlwORH
— Shaughn_A (@Shaughn_A2) April 7, 2022
Sorts of outs a dent in all those arguments about how Asian people are all raising smarter kids who will dominate the future
You can find stupid anywhere
You can find stupid anywhere
FrioAg 00 said:
Sorts of outs a dent in all those arguments about how Asian people are all raising smarter kids who will dominate the future
You can find stupid anywhere
Unfortunately, you see this more and more in kids from all developed nations that are technology driven, with Asian developed ones being the worst. Kids with technology and book smarts with almost no practical knowledge of how to function in live society and how to carry on a meaningful live human interaction.
This is from Bette Midler.
I don't think she realizes what a bloodbath the midterms are going to be for the left
I think that is fake, way too close to Idiocracy. Give it a couple of more generations, though.
Not exactly political, definitely funny!
Ladies, hear me out pic.twitter.com/7gCEb0IrNO
— CURE (@CureHipHop) April 7, 2022
If you never believed that Wish was anything but cheap knockoffs you would love it like me. Flashlights and lanterns that I bought for like 10/$10 have gotten us through many power outages, lit up tent forts, lit up possums and owls in the yard, etc.Aggie12B said:
The "YronMaan" watch I got for like $5 5 years ago is still my go-to wade fishing watch and it is still ticking.
Don't sleep on Wish.com.
Dumb and dishonest. She'll fit in well at MSNBC.
👀 Peter Doocy: What's your plan for the 18,000 illegal aliens a day crossing the border after Title 42 ends?
— John Cooper (@thejcoop) April 7, 2022
Psaki: I don't know where you're getting that number.
Doocy: Your own Department of Homeland Security. #BidenBorderCrisis pic.twitter.com/AV0xPMb2XU
Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
Fight Fight Fight.
Fight Fight Fight.
"Up to, and we will see what happens!"annie88 said:
Dumb and dishonest. She'll fit in well at MSNBC.👀 Peter Doocy: What's your plan for the 18,000 illegal aliens a day crossing the border after Title 42 ends?
— John Cooper (@thejcoop) April 7, 2022
Psaki: I don't know where you're getting that number.
Doocy: Your own Department of Homeland Security. #BidenBorderCrisis pic.twitter.com/AV0xPMb2XU
Amazing. Just amazing.
"The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help."
Ronald Reagan
Ronald Reagan
That's what you call getting owned. Sounds like the evil ginger is already starting to mentally check out. I hope Doocy helps makes her last days pure hell.annie88 said:
Dumb and dishonest. She'll fit in well at MSNBC.👀 Peter Doocy: What's your plan for the 18,000 illegal aliens a day crossing the border after Title 42 ends?
— John Cooper (@thejcoop) April 7, 2022
Psaki: I don't know where you're getting that number.
Doocy: Your own Department of Homeland Security. #BidenBorderCrisis pic.twitter.com/AV0xPMb2XU
With brilliant analysis and thoughtful comebacks like that she'll fit in perfectly at MSNBC.
— Alex Bruesewitz (@alexbruesewitz) April 7, 2022
Except when they put that in cartoons it was propaganda against the Nazis and encouraging the allies. Happened quite often in several cartoons back in during World War II
A little different. But I get where they were going with it.
A little different. But I get where they were going with it.
Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
Fight Fight Fight.
Fight Fight Fight.
Boom.
Most liberals and even high profile ones like him, literally think that people other than whites never conquered people or lands.
Strongest survive. Been like that since the beginning of time.
Wait till Neil finds out that Africans actually participated in and profited from the slave trade of their own people and had for centuries.
Most liberals and even high profile ones like him, literally think that people other than whites never conquered people or lands.
Strongest survive. Been like that since the beginning of time.
Wait till Neil finds out that Africans actually participated in and profited from the slave trade of their own people and had for centuries.
Hard truth history. pic.twitter.com/tzUaibi64o
— Tara LaRosa (@TaraLaRosa) April 6, 2022
Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
Fight Fight Fight.
Fight Fight Fight.
“STOP CALLING ME A GROOMER!”
— Kurt Schlichter (@KurtSchlichter) April 8, 2022
“Stop being one.”
Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
Fight Fight Fight.
Fight Fight Fight.
Apparently the MSM are biologists because they’re saying that the first black woman justice has been confirmed to the Supreme Court.
— Julia (@Jules31415) April 7, 2022
Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
Fight Fight Fight.
Fight Fight Fight.
Tanya 93 said:
This is from Bette Midler.
I don't think she realizes what a bloodbath the midterms are going to be for the left
Exhibit #4,237 as to why the left can't meme.
Quote:
"Up to, and we will see what happens!"
Amazing. Just amazing.
Guess she's gonna have to "circle back" again.
Tanya 93 said:
My housekeeper hasn't raised price in 3 years..
I feel like I need to just give her more money, but don't want to offend her. There's no way she's better off now than a year ago.
The other side of me says she's self employed and can choose her price.
Esteban du Plantier said:Tanya 93 said:
My housekeeper hasn't raised price in 3 years..
I feel like I need to just give her more money, but don't want to offend her. There's no way she's better off now than a year ago.
The other side of me says she's self employed and can choose her price.
Featured Stories
See All
Scouting Report: No. 10 Texas A&M at No. 15 Missouri
by Tom Schuberth
37:41
9h ago
2.5k
LIVE from Davis: No. 7 Texas A&M vs. No. 19 Baylor (Aggie Classic)
by Mathias Cubillan
AggieCrew44
Indiana Head Coaching Search (Buzz mentioned as one of top)
in Billy Liucci's TexAgs Premium
174
KillerAg21
Indiana Head Coaching Search (Buzz mentioned as one of top)
in Billy Liucci's TexAgs Premium
66
aginlakeway
Indiana Head Coaching Search (Buzz mentioned as one of top)
in Billy Liucci's TexAgs Premium
59
Capitol Ag
Indiana Head Coaching Search (Buzz mentioned as one of top)
in Billy Liucci's TexAgs Premium
45
KillerAg21
Indiana Head Coaching Search (Buzz mentioned as one of top)
in Billy Liucci's TexAgs Premium
41