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Yeah, #Meathead is trending.

Sadly I think he is serious, but this is a good response.

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Exclusive: Kamala Harris Explains The Will SmithChris Rock Altercation

WASHINGTON, D.C.During an exclusive interview with a Babylon Bee reporter who may have lost a bet, Vice President Kamala Harris was asked to explain the altercation between movie star Will Smith and comedian Chris Rock at Sunday's Oscars awards ceremony.
"It is time for me to explain what I have been explaining, and that explanation is every explanation," said the greatest orator of our time to the reporter who was already looking around for a window to jump through.
"So, Chris Rock is a black man who makes comedy jokes," explained the Vice President, "He exists in a place called Hollywood, which is where Will Smith, a black actor in movie films, also exists. Will Smith acts big because on the inside he feels small."
The reporter, weeping only slightly, nodded and pretended to take notes while actually doodling a crude drawing of himself in a hangman's noose.
"Will Smith is in an unhealthy marriage with a vain, egomaniacal wiccan named Jada, which reminds me of the significance of unhealthy marriages, right, the significance of unhealthy marriages. So when you think about it, there is great significance to unhealthy marriages, how it leads to adultery, emasculation, deep emotional ouchies, and messed up kids who don't realize the significance of how messed up they are."
The reporter nodded along while tightening his necktie with desperate intensity.
"Will Smith is an actor with hands. He is a large actor, he is a powerful actor. He decided to slap the face belonging to a smaller comedian named Chris Rock. So, basically, that's wrong, and it goes against everything we stand for."

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Biden Runs Out of Gas

The president has an unerring instinct to make problems worse
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Pride Flag Switches To Infrared Spectrum After Running Out Of Visible Colors

MALIBU, CAOrganizers of the Transgender Day Of Visibility unveiled an updated pride flag this week at a ceremony in Malibu. After running out of colors in the visible light spectrum, the new pride flag features colors that are only visible with special infrared goggles.

"Human beings are only capable of seeing around a million different colors with the naked eye," said designer Wesley Arturio. "Obviously there's, like, way more than a million different genders and sexual orientations, so we moved to the infrared spectrum, which is about 3,000 times wider than the visible light spectrum."

Members of the transgender community applauded the change to the pride flag. Samantha Romez, who identifies as a poly-unsaturated septgender furry, said it's about time that folks like xiself were represented on the pride flag. "I really feel like infrared light in the 800,000nm wavelength range really brings visibility to who I am as a person," Romez said.

The flag itself is only visible using special goggles, which can be purchased from your local chapter of the LGBTQ alliance or at any Disney theme park or retail store. Profits from the $100 goggles will benefit a variety of transgender-friendly causes, such as more pride parades and installing urinals in women's locker rooms across the country.

At publishing time, event organizers also issued a decree that anyone flying the outdated 13-color version of the pride flag is a hateful bigot who should be canceled immediately.

courtesy of The Babylon Bee
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Rat Colony Beneath D.C. Disgusted To Find City Infested With Politicians
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Not even I would buy this

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2+2 doesn't equal transgender.

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