Hunter confessed he was so messed up he was trying snort or use parmesan in a crack pipe he scraped from the carpet.

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It will always be funny to me when Biden says how Trump's "very fine people on both sides" line from Charlottesville was his inspiration to run for president.

The man literally began his presidential campaign on a lie. pic.twitter.com/hJlu8EDFCG

— Greg Price (@greg_price11) March 24, 2022

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this doesn't make me laugh. It angers me. Fake news lies about trump so this piece of **** can lie over and over and never get called out by fake news.

😅👇 pic.twitter.com/pmk9aFZRQ9

— Amanda Softstar🏹 (@ASoftstar) March 26, 2022

Genius, compiled to an image: pic.twitter.com/Z9BdxQsGaK

— ADoug (@ADoug) March 25, 2022

Men are so great we win woman of the year!

— Kevin Sorbo (@ksorbs) March 26, 2022

Conan The Barbarian Acquires Biology Degree So He Can Know Whose Lamentations He's Hearing

CIMMERIALocal adventurer and slayer Conan the Barbarian has decided to temporarily lay aside the rich juices of red meat, the stinging wine on his palate, and the mad exultation of battle to pursue an advanced degree in biology at a local university. According to sources, his lack of expertise in biology made it difficult for him to know whose lamentations he was hearing.
"This is what is best in life," said Conan to reporters. "To crush my enemies, see them driven before me, and to hear the lamentation of their... uh... crap. Women? Maybe? I dunno. I'm not a biologist. I need to look into this."
Conan will attend Snowhawk University for the next six years where he will learn everything there is to know about the feminine creatures who cry and lament over their slain warriors after Conan defeats them.
Several activists from the University have condemned the admission of the new student due to his politically incorrectsome would say savageviews, and also due to the fact that he keeps slaying people. "Conan has no place at our university," lamented an angry professor moments before being hewn in two by Conan's Atlantean Sword.
Unfortunately upon graduation, Conan found he will have to go back to school for gender studies to unlearn everything he learned in biology.

credit to The Babylon Bee

Do You Know More About Basic Human Biology Than Biden's SCOTUS Nominee? Take The Simple, One Question Quiz!

Take the quiz:
What is a woman?

A) An adult human female
B) I'm not a biologist
C) How DARE you!
D) REEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!


Credit to The Babylon Bee

Bill Clinton Tests Positive For COVID, Syphilis, Gonorrhea, Hepatitis, HIV, Herpes (Continued)

WASHINGTON, D.C.In breaking news today, the Clintons confirmed that Hillary Clinton has tested positive for COVID-19, while Bill Clinton has tested positive for COVID-19, syphilis, gonorrhea, hepatitis A, hepatitis B, hepatitis C, hepatitis D, hepatitis F-Z, HIV, herpes, HPV, chlamydia, trichomoniasis, chancroid, mycoplasma genitalium, crabs, scabies, E. coli, the common cold, chickenpox, giardiasis, infectious mononucleosis, COVID-20, Epsteinorrhea, the Spanish flu, the American flu, the Thai flu, rubella, mono, shingles, genital warts, HSV, NIV, giardiasis, amebiasis, vaginal candidiasis (somehow), and being in close proximity to Hillary Clintonan often-fatal condition.

Credit to The Babylon Bee

Adam Confused By New Creature God Put In Garden As He Is Not A Biologist

EDENAccording to sources, The Creator decided it's not good for man to be alone and has created a beautiful helper and companion for him, formed from a rib taken from the first man, Adam. Unfortunately, Adam isn't sure what to call this exquisite and wonderful creature as he is not a biologist.
"This is now bone of my bone, and flesh of my flesh," began Adam. "She shall be called, um... gosh, I really can't say. I'm no scientist here." He then stammered and stuttered for 10 minutes causing the feminine-looking bipedal humanoid creature to roll its eyes.
"Ah crap, was it something I said?" said Adam, scratching his head. "I don't know what this creaturewho looks very much like me except better in every conceivable wayidentifies as! Oh! If there was only a peer-reviewed biologist or gender studies professor who could make this clear to me!"
The first man was going to give his wife a name but failed to come up with one as he wasn't sure of her gender. He decided it would be a bit patriarchal to give this perfectly lovely creation a name instead of letting it self-identify.
At the time of printing, Adam is now hanging out alone with his pet parrot and the feminine-looking creature has wandered off and made friends with a snake.

Credit to The Babylon Bee

Worlds youngest biologist