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In reply to captkirk • 1:06p, 3/15/22
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captkirk said:
Not a joke. This is a fact.
No, I don't care what CNN or MSNBC said this time
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This from the owner of Kid Love Productions
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No, I don't care what CNN or MSNBC said this time
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I'm old enough to remember when Mitt was "Literally Hitler", put women in binders and dogs in crates.

Hell, I am old enough to remember when Joe Biden didn't have a life long stutter.
Sure they like Mitt. Even Obama could beat him!
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Does that really need to be explained?
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Got to keep up with Joe's inflation
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In reply to captkirk • 3:56p, 3/15/22
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Well hell, the urination number is just because us male old farts live longer now. I guarantee we're responsible for 90% of that increase!
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Less manual labor and air conditioning. We aren't sweating it out as much anymore.
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Less manual labor and air conditioning. We aren't sweating it out as much anymore.
Or somebody just drew a graph. I mean it's a graph, it must be true, right?
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In reply to cecil77 • 4:11p, 3/15/22
True.

I call BS on averaging almost 3 BMs a day.
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Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot? Live expectancy has probably doubled in the timeline covered by that graph. I'm also willing to bet our records our urination and bowel movements for 200 years ago are less reliable than our climate records from that far back.
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I want to know who kept records of how often someone went to the bathroom in 1753, 1801, etc.
Was there a colonial letter found archived on the subject? "Dearest Mother, I had the oddest thing happen to me today, in which I pooped TWICE. Doctors are applying leeches now to remedy the situation."
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Who in the **** was tracking urinations and bowel movements per day in the 1500s?????
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Who in the **** was tracking urinations and bowel movements per day in the 1500s?????
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TexAg1987 said:
True.

I call BS on averaging almost 3 BMs a day.
Should be higher, right?
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Kamala impersonator.

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Kamala impersonator.

Nails.
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In reply to cecil77 • 5:21p, 3/15/22
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cecil77 said:
TexAg1987 said:
True.

I call BS on averaging almost 3 BMs a day.
Should be higher, right?


No Taco Bell back then either
Seven and three are ten, not only now, but forever. There has never been a time when seven and three were not ten, nor will there ever be a time when they are not ten. Therefore, I have said that the truth of number is incorruptible and common to all who think. — St. Augustine
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In reply to captkirk • 5:28p, 3/15/22
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So in the centuries where few had clean water, no one knew about bacteria, and the importance of not pooping where you drank, I'm supposed to believe they only pooped every few days, as opposed to the dysentery, diarrhea and general constant gastric upset you read about in history books?
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Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
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Tragic…
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Perfect… and just exactly as annoying as the K-pad.
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I blame Starbucks
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Beware the Ides of March
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Beware the Ides of March


Et tu Cutco?
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In reply to CanyonAg77 • 9:34p, 3/15/22
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CanyonAg77 said:
captkirk said:

So in the centuries where few had clean water, no one knew about bacteria, and the importance of not pooping where you drank, I'm supposed to believe they only pooped every few days, as opposed to the dysentery, diarrhea and general constant gastric upset you read about in history books?

And that's not even getting into the increase in urination apparently caused by the Little Ice Age!

It always comes back to the climate…
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Jussie Smollett Claims He Received Harsher Sentencing Just Because He 'Created A Hoax And Tried To Start A Race War'
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