In case you missed him, he is now a war expert 🤡 pic.twitter.com/n6c5tkzsn6

— Dr. Eli David (@DrEliDavid) March 5, 2022

I can’t wait for Kamala Harris to travel to Romania to explain (as she learns) that “Romania is not Rome, Rome is in a separate place” and that Poland being “full of Poles” didn’t mean what she thought it meant.

— Smug Potato (@PotatoSmug) March 6, 2022

Batman, Commissioner Gordon Frustrated As Kamala Harris Keeps Paying The Joker's Bail

GOTHAM: The Caped Crusader took a short break from keeping the streets of Gotham safe to express his frustration at Vice President Kamala Harris for paying The Joker's bail every time Batman turned him over to authorities.
"Twenty minutes. The Joker was incarcerated for twenty minutes before Kamala Harris bailed him out in the name of some fictional garbage called 'equity,'" growled the Dark Knight while balancing broodily on a stone gargoyle atop one of Gotham's gargoyle-suffused skyscrapers. "It's the fourth time this month! Since when do villains qualify for bail after turning residents of a five-block area into acid-spewing mutant zombies?"
"This Batman fellow sounds like he's ignorant of the systemic prejudice against differently-moraled individuals, aka villains, in this city," said Gotham's District Attorney Harvey Dent, "In a society that is structured to keep certain groups in power, the only way to fix that imbalance is for untouchable political elites to bail out the worst criminals in the city, such as The Joker."
Batman was about to respond to DA Dent's opinion on bailing out dangerous criminals when he heard a telltale sound of laughter rising from the streets of his city. With a sweep of his cape, the world's greatest detective disappeared into the night in search of Kamala Harris.

Ukraine Museums Desperately Working To Preserve Priceless Hunter Biden Paintings

As predicted, the narrative is now: ‘higher food and gas prices to fight Putin’.

Sounds a lot like: ‘destroy your livelihoods, education and health to fight covid.’

Same story different script.

— Dominique Samuels (@DominiqueTaegon) March 6, 2022

To Protest Russia, Ivan Drago Blurred Out Of Rocky IV https://t.co/ZZZMFxltaU

— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) March 5, 2022

Whoopi Goldberg Says America Should Ignore War In Ukraine As It’s Just Two Groups Of White People Fightinghttps://t.co/k3JARyN7br

— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) March 5, 2022

Shit is so fake that the minute an outsider took office we got cheap gas, cheap food, became energy independent, no wars and focused on our country’s own issues.

Establishment hacks get back in and we have inflation, medical tyranny, world war 3, need to take a mortgage for gas.

— Julia Song (@realjuliasong) March 6, 2022

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— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) March 6, 2022

The war in Ukraine the past two weeks has caused gas prices to double over the past year.

— Mini AOC (@RealMiniAOC) March 6, 2022

I simply don’t understand why Russia feels emboldened during the Biden regime. pic.twitter.com/oI5B8BaGXS

— Catturd ™ (@catturd2) March 7, 2022

Someone needs to tell those buttons there is no harm in quitting