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Carolin_Gallego said:
This post has been flagged for spreadinng fals and misleading information.
Trump never said invading the Ukraine is a wonderful move.
It's true desperation. The only hope they have to prop up Biden is for Ukraine to win and for them to find some bizarre logic that this is Biden's policy winning over Trump. It will make no sense and any Republican not named Romney will look at them like they are crazy ******ed people but what else is new. No one wants Putin to win and certainly no conservatives prefer totalitarians over Democracy. I bet most of the folks who think the Carolin cartoons are funny cheered as Trudeau sent the jackboots after the truckers and wished he would have gone even harder on them in the name of "protecting Democracy and Freedom!" The leftist definition of Democracy and Freedom is forcing everyone to agree with them by any means necessary and if not just disposing of them.tk111 said:
Man they are really going all in this narrative that Republicans have sided with Russia. The leftistverse really is completely detached from reality.
"The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help."
Ronald Reagan
Ronald Reagan
why do big govt lapdog socialists try to pretend they are the defenders of "democracy" and bad guy republicans hate democracy? ...and why do they make cartoons about that? ...and why do they think there's even a chance of someone thinking they would be funny?
To Protect Against Nuclear Fallout, Dr. Fauci Recommends Wearing Three Masks
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) February 28, 2022
https://t.co/560NOGHkrW
'World War 3 Is Really Stressing Me Out,' Woman Tells Girlfriends Over Brunch https://t.co/dfHoNJ6Y5C
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) February 28, 2022
State Of The Union Will Just Be 90-Minute Broadcast Of Dumpster Engulfed In Flames https://t.co/nwL76WZrGV
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) February 28, 2022
Make Mental Asylums Great Again!
What are you going to do for your last few hours of coronavirus?
— Jesse Kelly (@JesseKellyDC) February 28, 2022
Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
Fight Fight Fight.
Fight Fight Fight.
— txaggal (@txaggal) March 1, 2022
Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
Fight Fight Fight.
Fight Fight Fight.
CA has solved the housing crisis….
What a difference a year makes pic.twitter.com/VUmjKQbYbm
— BSB💣 (@StreetBomber) March 1, 2022
Not funny, I just like it so I posted it.
Elon Musk Airdrops New Flamethrower-Equipped Cybertanks Into Ukraine
Biden Skips Supreme Court Nomination Hearings For Ketanji Brown Jackson Since We Already Know Her Race And Gender
WASHINGTON, D.C.Joe Biden has announced that he will be replacing liberal Justice Stephen Breyer with Ketanji Jackson when he retires. Biden added that they will not be holding Supreme Court nomination hearings as has been done in the past, since we already know her race and gender.
"What else do you need to know about her? She's black and she's a woman," said Biden explaining why no hearings are being held. "That answers everything we could possibly want to know about her. Come on, man!"
Sources claim that Biden hopes to avoid drawn-out days of hearings and heated news coverage when we could just skip all that and confirm her immediately. "We don't even have to wait for Stephen Breyer to retire, we can just confirm her now as far as I'm concerned," Biden added.
"Look folks, I don't know how to make this any more clear. The woman is black. We've never even had a female Justice, much less a black on the Court," said an exasperated Biden. "We already know she will be the most stunning, trailblazing, glorious, and visionary Justice of all time."
Several critics have pointed out that such pivotal appointments should be made by carefully considering all possible candidates instead of making selections based on arbitrary attributes assigned at birth. At the time of publishing, all such critics had their bank accounts frozen and were outed to their employers as virulent racists.
WASHINGTON, D.C.Joe Biden has announced that he will be replacing liberal Justice Stephen Breyer with Ketanji Jackson when he retires. Biden added that they will not be holding Supreme Court nomination hearings as has been done in the past, since we already know her race and gender.
"What else do you need to know about her? She's black and she's a woman," said Biden explaining why no hearings are being held. "That answers everything we could possibly want to know about her. Come on, man!"
Sources claim that Biden hopes to avoid drawn-out days of hearings and heated news coverage when we could just skip all that and confirm her immediately. "We don't even have to wait for Stephen Breyer to retire, we can just confirm her now as far as I'm concerned," Biden added.
"Look folks, I don't know how to make this any more clear. The woman is black. We've never even had a female Justice, much less a black on the Court," said an exasperated Biden. "We already know she will be the most stunning, trailblazing, glorious, and visionary Justice of all time."
Several critics have pointed out that such pivotal appointments should be made by carefully considering all possible candidates instead of making selections based on arbitrary attributes assigned at birth. At the time of publishing, all such critics had their bank accounts frozen and were outed to their employers as virulent racists.
Aggie12B said:
LOL
No, I don't care what CNN or MSNBC said this time
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Aggie12B said:
LMAO!
No, I don't care what CNN or MSNBC said this time
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