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Ulrich
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In reply to Bondag • 3:45p, 2/15/22
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annie88 said:
I missed it. What was going on with 50 Cent that so many people are commenting about?

He got pudgy.


Do you weigh the same that you did in 1996?

I was eight years old in 1996, so no.
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In reply to Ulrich • 4:28p, 2/15/22
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Ulrich said:
Bondag said:
Ulrich said:
annie88 said:
I missed it. What was going on with 50 Cent that so many people are commenting about?

He got pudgy.


Do you weigh the same that you did in 1996?

I was eight years old in 1996, so no.


Awesome. Not political, but still funny.
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Can't have truth on Twitter
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1. Burn all your Live, Laugh, Love signs. This is the first step to renouncing whiteness. Find every last "Live, Laugh, Love" sign in your home, every "Too Blessed To Be Stressed" trinket, and every "All I Need Is A Little Bit Of Coffee And A Whole Lot Of Jesus" mug and burn them as you think about your inherently sinful whiteness.
2. Rip off your skin. This is an easy one!
3. Kill yourself. Even easier! For best results, rip off your skin, then kill yourself.
4. Announce that you identify as a person of color. Wait, never mind. This one might be cultural appropriation. You also might be mistaken for a conservative trying to come up with a third joke.
5. Throw out all your ranch dressing. Ranch dressing, mayo -- it's all gotta go.
6. Take dance classes. This is a hard step, but it's worth it. As you learn to dance to a beat, your whiteness will begin to melt away.
7. Hate yourself every waking moment until you have sufficiently atoned for your whiteness. Oops! Spoiler alert: you'll never sufficiently atone for your whiteness. Better go back to step 3.
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Been away a few days so forgive me if some of these have been posted. Need to play catch up!

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Oops!

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Never forget (Gov of Illinois)


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In reply to ThunderFighter06 • 11:18a, 2/16/22
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This is the way.
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Seven and three are ten, not only now, but forever. There has never been a time when seven and three were not ten, nor will there ever be a time when they are not ten. Therefore, I have said that the truth of number is incorruptible and common to all who think. — St. Augustine
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In reply to Uncle Howdy • 5:59p, 2/16/22
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And the one that got nuke for was about Hillary. It really is unreal.
Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
Fight Fight Fight.
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In reply to ThunderFighter06 • 6:00p, 2/16/22
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ThunderFighter06 said:


That's brill!
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Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
Fight Fight Fight.
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In reply to ThunderFighter06 • 6:01p, 2/16/22
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Oops!



Please tell me this is satire.

I honestly can't tell anymore.
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