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Biden: 'We Are Not Negotiating With Terrorists,
We're Just Giving The Taliban Whatever They Ask For'

Biden announces his 9 point plan for Afghanistan


1. Sign an executive order on climate change. - Only through fighting climate change can we stop terrorism.
2. Take a nap and hope some ideas come to him. - Sometimes all you need for inspiration to strike is a little bit of shut-eye.
3. Knock on wood even harder. - Biden says the problem with his previous plan to knock on wood is that he didn't knock hard enough. Second time is the charm!
4. Team up with Ben & Jerry's for a new ice cream flavor "Afghanistan Abandon-Mint." - great pun.
5. Declare Afghanistan a gun-free zone. - Works 60% of the time, every time.
6. Take a longer nap. - Sometimes you need a little longer of a nap to get ideas.
7. Threaten to airdrop Hunter Biden's paintings into Kabul. - This will bring the Taliban to their knees in no time.
8. Send Kamala to cackle. - It's super effective!
9. Don't take questions from reporters, remain in hiding while Americans are killed, and just hope this all blows over - Wait, that's not satire!

Aggie12B said:

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Biden announces his 9 point plan for Afghanistan


1. Sign an executive order on climate change. - Only through fighting climate change can we stop terrorism.
2. Take a nap and hope some ideas come to him. - Sometimes all you need for inspiration to strike is a little bit of shut-eye.
3. Knock on wood even harder. - Biden says the problem with his previous plan to knock on wood is that he didn't knock hard enough. Second time is the charm!
4. Team up with Ben & Jerry's for a new ice cream flavor "Afghanistan Abandon-Mint." - great pun.
5. Declare Afghanistan a gun-free zone. - Works 60% of the time, every time.
6. Take a longer nap. - Sometimes you need a little longer of a nap to get ideas.
7. Threaten to airdrop Hunter Biden's paintings into Kabul. - This will bring the Taliban to their knees in no time.
8. Send Kamala to cackle. - It's super effective!
9. Don't take questions from reporters, remain in hiding while Americans are killed, and just hope this all blows over - Wait, that's not satire!

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You know, before David Letterman became a warped, bitter old man who yells at clouds, something like this would've appeared on one of his Top 10 lists.

Ah, the good ole days.

annie88 said:

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So win-win for Texas! 👏🏼 https://t.co/aVP6Tjfzzu

— txaggal (@txaggal) September 3, 2021

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Lol, she hasn't been relevant sine 1994. Doubt she's turning down anything