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rab79 said:



How do they think politicians attach signs to fences?
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rab79 said:


It's about time someone asked the obvious, if uncomfortable question.

We need some common sense zip tie control laws.
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Tramp96 said:

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Oh damn. And I can't tell anyone why I'm laughing until I cry now.


What reference am I missing?
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Fightin_Aggie said:

Tramp96 said:

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Oh damn. And I can't tell anyone why I'm laughing until I cry now.


What reference am I missing?
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Fightin_Aggie said:

Tramp96 said:

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Oh damn. And I can't tell anyone why I'm laughing until I cry now.


What reference am I missing?
I wonder if she is a Pearl Jam fan
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Fightin_Aggie said:

Tramp96 said:

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Oh damn. And I can't tell anyone why I'm laughing until I cry now.


What reference am I missing?


Have you truly never heard of the dirty reference regarding pearl necklaces?

The awesome part about this is it fits Kamala perfectly considering how she made her way up and what would only be better is if they added another tweet telling people to also wear kneepads.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pearl_necklace_(sexual_act)
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Breaking News - Bad Optics: Biden Administration Will Start Off Looking As Legitimate As An African Coup Leader's

Thought this article title was too funny.
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annie88 said:

Fightin_Aggie said:

Tramp96 said:

StandUpforAmerica said:



Oh damn. And I can't tell anyone why I'm laughing until I cry now.


What reference am I missing?


Have you truly never heard of the dirty reference regarding pearl necklaces?

The awesome part about this is it fits Kamala perfectly considering how she made her way up and what would only be better is if they added another tweet telling people to also wear kneepads.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pearl_necklace_(sexual_act)


I had not. Learn something new everyday! It is what I thought it might be but I had not heard it used that way before
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Fightin_Aggie said:

annie88 said:

Fightin_Aggie said:

Tramp96 said:

StandUpforAmerica said:



Oh damn. And I can't tell anyone why I'm laughing until I cry now.


What reference am I missing?


Have you truly never heard of the dirty reference regarding pearl necklaces?

The awesome part about this is it fits Kamala perfectly considering how she made her way up and what would only be better is if they added another tweet telling people to also wear kneepads.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pearl_necklace_(sexual_act)


I had not. Learn something new everyday! It is what I thought it might be but I had not heard it used that way before

Well... you'll never listen to the ZZ Top song "Pearl Necklace" the same way again now.

I remember when I heard it the first time and then soon after I was like "ohhhhhhhhhh". Of course I was 13.



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Fightin_Aggie said:

annie88 said:

Fightin_Aggie said:

Tramp96 said:

StandUpforAmerica said:



Oh damn. And I can't tell anyone why I'm laughing until I cry now.


What reference am I missing?


Have you truly never heard of the dirty reference regarding pearl necklaces?

The awesome part about this is it fits Kamala perfectly considering how she made her way up and what would only be better is if they added another tweet telling people to also wear kneepads.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pearl_necklace_(sexual_act)


I had not. Learn something new everyday! It is what I thought it might be but I had not heard it used that way before
User name fits....a fighter, not a lover. BTW, I didn't know either!
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NO AMNESTY!

in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.
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NO AMNESTY!

in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.
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NO AMNESTY!

in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.
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in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.
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NO AMNESTY!

in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.
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in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.
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in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.
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in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.
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in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.
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in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.
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in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.
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in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.
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rab79 said:


Blue star

But I am not laughing.
Among the latter, under pretence of governing they have divided their nations into two classes, wolves and sheep.”
Thomas Jefferson, Letter to Edward Carrington, January 16, 1787
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in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.
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Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
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annie88 said:


I have now sent this to tons of people...

One of the best parodies I've seen.
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