*****Official Funny Political Tweet Thread*****

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rab79 said:


2019 years before covid?
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Martin Q. Blank said:

rab79 said:


2019 years before covid?

Do you not understand exponential maths?
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Easy 8 said:




Lmao
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Martin Q. Blank said:

rab79 said:


2019 years before covid?


Should read AD.
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rab79 said:


This guitar case NEEDS cutouts for the magazines. The AR and the 5 pistols NEED ammo. Can't really tell if the 5 pistols have magazines or not, but the AR definitely doesn't.
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And another funny man somewhere....

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UN getting ratio'd pretty hard for this one. Enjoy the replies!


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Bobby Petrino`s Neckbrace
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UN getting ratio'd pretty hard for this one. Enjoy the replies!



Partner /Shanked Punt
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Martin Q. Blank
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annie88 said:


Bad math. $9.998 trillion.
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captkirk said:




I saw this going around. Libs thought they had a gotcha.

Woods' response was brilliant.
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annie88 said:

captkirk said:




I saw this going around. Libs thought they had a gotcha.

Woods' response was brilliant.

Professors making cataclysmic pronouncements based on sh*tty data?

Member the episode where Gilligan was moving the stick in the water?

I member.
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I remember Mary Anne's shorts. I don't know anything else.
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In the 2021 re-boot of Gilligan's Island the Professor will be played by Greta Thunberg,
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Squadron7 said:


Professors making cataclysmic pronouncements based on sh*tty data?

Member the episode where Gilligan was moving the stick in the water?

I member.
"If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Russell Johnson came up with one I loved:

'If you were on an island with Ginger and MaryAnn would you want to leave?' "
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Easy to make fun of the Professor (Russell Johnson) but not the man

"He flew 44 combat missions in the Pacific Theater during World War II as a bombardier in B-25 twin-engined medium bombers.

On March 4, 1945, while flying as a navigator in a B-25 with the 100th Bombardment Squadron, 42nd Bombardment Group, 13th Air Force, his B-25 and two others were shot down during a low-level bombing and strafing run against Japanese military targets in the Philippine Islands. The B-25s encountered heavy anti-aircraft fire, and all three had to ditch in the sea off Zamboanga. Johnson broke both ankles in the landing, and his bomber's co-pilot was killed. Johnson received a Purple Heart for his injuries. He was also awarded the Air Medal, the Asiatic-Pacific Campaign Medal with three campaign stars, the Philippine Liberation Ribbon with one campaign star, and the World War II Victory Medal."

Supposedly he hated the role of the Professor for so long because "he couldn't fix the hole in the boat".
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ThunderFighter06 said:

UN getting ratio'd pretty hard for this one. Enjoy the replies!



Is owner really a woke euphemism for landlord?

Sounds worse to me.
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Squadron7 said:

annie88 said:

captkirk said:




I saw this going around. Libs thought they had a gotcha.

Woods' response was brilliant.

Professors making cataclysmic pronouncements based on sh*tty data?

Member the episode where Gilligan was moving the stick in the water?

I member.
What a simpler place & time. Good, good times. Over 4 decades before we had Hank Johnson to warn us that the real danger with Pacific islands is tipping one over when too many people move to one side of it.
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Quote:

"If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Because the first night, Gilligan didn't secure the boat and it drifted away.
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Andrew99 said:

ThunderFighter06 said:

UN getting ratio'd pretty hard for this one. Enjoy the replies!



Is owner really a woke euphemism for landlord?

Sounds worse to me.
my landlord collects rent at the end of the month.

vs

my owner collects rent at the end of the month.

Yeah that sounds better.
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annie88 said:


Is that before or after the commies reneged on the ROC debt to private citizens? not to mention their unpaid war debt to the US.
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annie88 said:



I've heard of alabaster skin, but good grief.

Whether anybody knows it or not, that poor lady is sick.
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She's not that bad. Here's a better picture.
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Are we looking at the same picture?
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mazzag said:

The comments



Is "hilarious" when you laugh our loud?

It's insensitive, but it still qualifies for the Hall of Fame.
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Agree that she looks better in your pic. She probably hadn't been dead as long when this one was taken
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How many you had tonight sir?
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