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Long Live Sully
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SAVAGE!!!!

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Purple Donut

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Now this is funny *****
Can I go to sleep Looch?
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Politicians are so courtfeit.
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In reply to goodag90 • 9:57a, 2/15/20
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No, mini Mike, the phrase is "as nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs"
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In reply to CanyonAg77 • 10:19a, 2/15/20
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I always heard 'sweatin' like a wh0re in church'!
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I just can't describe it...

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In reply to CanyonAg77 • 2:15p, 2/15/20
CanyonAg77 said:
No, mini Mike, the phrase is "as nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs"


Just because your cat has kittens in the oven doesn't make them biscuits.

Which describes the Bush family.

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Rusty_Shakleford said:
CanyonAg77 said:
No, mini Mike, the phrase is "as nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs"


Just because your cat has kittens in the oven doesn't make them biscuits.

Old preachers love to use that line for people who think going to church makes you a Christian
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Zemira said:
I just can't describe it...

Dafuq did I just watch???
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Exactly!
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Just funny
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In reply to Zemira • 8:29p, 2/15/20
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Zemira said:
I just can't describe it...


"There's a hole in your head
Where your brain once was
Somebody's gone full libtard"
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Don't know how to bring full pic in of the letter on my mobile.
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Zemira said:
I just can't describe it...



Did someone explain to them where their paper they wrote that lovely song originated? I also wonder how they paid for their clothes and iPhones as it couldn't have been money.
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Actual size.
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agent-maroon said:
Zemira said:
I just can't describe it...


"There's a hole in your head
Where your brain once was
Somebody's gone full libtard"

"From 'Climate Change the Musical'"
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Just funny
I'm a pretty good dart thrower and I would never try that. I can throw a dozen shots precisely on target, and the next one still goes stray and hits the wall. She's lucky it hit her and and not an eye.
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Body By Fisher said:
Prognightmare said:


Just funny
I'm a pretty good dart thrower and I would never try that. I can throw a dozen shots precisely on target, and the next one still goes stray and hits the wall. She's lucky it hit her and and not an eye.


Those must go to tech
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Cstrickland05 said:
Body By Fisher said:
Prognightmare said:


Just funny
I'm a pretty good dart thrower and I would never try that. I can throw a dozen shots precisely on target, and the next one still goes stray and hits the wall. She's lucky it hit her and and not an eye.


Those must go to tech


The dart is going to get an infection.
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How many shirts is Bloomberg wearing in this ad? I thought it was one of those millionaire blue shirts with a white collar, but it appears he actually has another shirt on over the shirt and tie.

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Cow Hop Ag said:
One more on the way out as a parting gift
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