*****Official Funny Political Tweet Thread*****

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Tom Hagen
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What is his Texags username?
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Tom Hagen said:




So I decided to crawl down the #hotgirlsforbernie wormhole.

It did not disappoint. Some highlights
















ProgN
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Good lawd, progressives have corrupted yet another word in the English language to mean something other than it's real definition.

RIP "hot"
agent-maroon
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That last "hottie" needs to change razors and get little closer to clean up that mustache shadow...
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Hint: There are no hot girls for Bernie. HTH
Bazooka Joe
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“The problem with the internet is that one can never trust the accuracy of a quote.” – Abraham Lincoln
Wife of Chas Satterfield
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Charles is licking his lips after seeing Jaya.
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Went down that hole too. Was a sad sad bunch of misfits.

Edited to add a second "sad".
TexAgs91
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You do realize that rule #1 can be waived for certain "women" right?
TresPuertas
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What's that, you say you want more? Well ok..












And of course:



There are cats. SO. MANY. CATS.






TresPuertas
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A palate cleanser and chance for redemption.










aggiejayrod
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Prognightmare said:

Good lawd, progressives have corrupted yet another word in the English language to mean something other than it's real definition.

RIP "hot"


Girl is a fairly loose term too apparently

Zemira
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Since you are so brave to venture to that corner of the Twitter verse are these the worst or best or average of the girls (or the I think I am a girl) that are posting this hashtag?

Are their any girls Texags would actually consider hot or is this an accurate sampling?
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Zemira said:

Since you are so brave to venture to that corner of the Twitter verse are these the worst or best or average of the girls (or the I think I am a girl) that are posting this hashtag?

Are their any girls Texags would actually consider hot or is this an accurate sampling?


I'm being purposely biased In posting the worst of the lot.

There are a couple of semi-attractive girls on there, but IMHO there is nothing above about a 5.5. Lots of arm tats, purple hair, and nose rings, which aren't necessarily unattractive to me. It just has to be your thing.

90% are hags.

Being constantly angry and against so many things takes a physical toll on a person. And many of the people are likely angry because they are unattractive. Socialism promises a fair society, so many ugly people prefer it because they haven't been dealt the greatest hand

Zemira
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Just wanted that on record if the concerned moderates show up later.

What you describe doesn't surprise me in the least. I'm a girl but I actually don't have many girl friends, because girls are catty, vindictive, and dramatic.

These girls probably feel wronged because female society frowns upon them because they are in my words "icky" and any alpha man would not want to date these women. That is why they are on the Socialist/Bernie bandwagon. They somehow think under socialism they would be viewed as on par as attractive women. They are delusional at best.
ProgN
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You're awesome in my book and would have a beer with you any day.
Zemira
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Aww thanks!
ABCDE
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#hotgirlsforbernie is like #landofthemisfittoys
annie88
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Not really political but maybe some of our politicians need one of these.

Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FJB TRUMP 2024.
annie88
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Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FJB TRUMP 2024.
annie88
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What a dick.

Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FJB TRUMP 2024.
Zemira
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I clicked on the comments of a Tweet and I found a funny response to one of the leftists.

TexAgs91
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annie88 said:

What a dick.


Kind of like if a so-called republican said they were for open borders or socialism and I say "well sorry, you're not a republican. Deal with it."
Hey...so.. um
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Well, no. I am a Republican who is for open borders if we did away with welfare. I am also practical and know that won't happen so I'm okay with the wall.

Also, socialism isn't a single issue so your whataboutism is wrong.
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Hey...so.. um said:

Well, no. I am a Republican who is for open borders if we did away with welfare. I am also practical and know that won't happen so I'm okay with the wall.

Also, socialism isn't a single issue so your whataboutism is wrong.
Interesting... using a made up word from the democrats. Socialism isn't an issue. It's a way of governing that has absolutely nothing to do with small government. Securing our border isn't only about keeping our welfare system from going out of control. A sovereign country has a border. It's as simple as that, and republicans know this.
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Never in memory have the parties been so clearly defined, so clearly distinct. It's a good thing, imo.
Buy a man eat fish, he day, teach fish man, to a lifetime.

- Joe Biden

I think that, to be very honest with you, I do believe that we should have rightly believed, but we certainly believe that certain issues are just settled.

- Kamala Harris
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stetson
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Quote:

I am a Republican
Why?
AgFan2015
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I haven't seen anyone use this flag as a Facebook filter yet.....
DE4D
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hahaha #CCP_is_Umbrella

"you're all going to die down here"
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