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This is what is coming in November
"ROGER - OUT"
I think I read that he said that before she dropped out of the primary
rab79 said:
Must be the case because none of the ne'er do wells in the room are wearing masks.Geralt of Rivia said:
I think I read that he said that before she dropped out of the primary
NO AMNESTY!
in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.
in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.
A fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their parents do for a living. All the typical answers came up - mechanic, business, sales, doctor, engineer... and so forth.
However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his parents, he replied, "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes to music in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and took little Justin aside."Is that really true about your father?"
"No," the boy said, "He works for the Democratic National Committee and is trying to get Biden elected, but it's too embarrassing to say that in front of the other kids."
However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his parents, he replied, "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes to music in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and took little Justin aside."Is that really true about your father?"
"No," the boy said, "He works for the Democratic National Committee and is trying to get Biden elected, but it's too embarrassing to say that in front of the other kids."
"ROGER - OUT"
Woodrab79 said:
I hate you and my cardiologist hates you.
Old video from the primary campaign...where no one wanted her.Mr.Bond said:
Wow........ And where are all the masks!?
CanyonAg77 said:Old video from the primary campaign...where no one wanted her.Mr.Bond said:
Wow........ And where are all the masks!?
Ah. Thanks
Im looking for Ray Finkle.... and a clean pair of shorts. Im just a very big Finkle fan. This is my Graceland, sir.
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In Russian it is dur nesusvetnayarab79 said:
In case you want something unique
The s word however is srat
NO AMNESTY!
in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.
in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.
I say we have Putin moderate the next debate!!!!
"If you are reading this, I have passed on from this world — not as big a deal for you as it was for me."
T. Boone Pickens
T. Boone Pickens
I rarely fall for jump scares, but this one totally got me
It's why I thought I should share it here
It's why I thought I should share it here
Jerk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Geralt of Rivia said:
I rarely fall for jump scares, but this one totally got me
It's why I thought I should share it here
I almost pissed myself
