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This world is so F'ed up.
Tweets are not showing for me today
Go hug your boyPrognightmare said:
This world is so F'ed up.
It makes all the difference when down
Smooches my dear
Back at youTanya 93 said:Go hug your boyPrognightmare said:
This world is so F'ed up.
It makes all the difference when down
Smooches my dear
And I have him this week and the city fireworks shows is 1 mile from my house so he'll be super excited.
Swing by the house Friday. Seriously! He'll see the slide! Traffic should be slow at the time. Love to see you! By traffic I mean crowds.
Will do, and your July 4th decorations are awesome.mazzag said:
Swing by the house Friday. Seriously! He'll see the slide! Traffic should be slow at the time. Love to see you!
Thank you! I'm proud every year to put them up. They may stay till November.
an oldie but still true
This is so true and that's what makes it funny.rab79 said:
NO AMNESTY!
in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.
in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.
NO AMNESTY!
in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.
in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.
NO AMNESTY!
in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.
in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.
Ozzy Osbourne hired to interpret Joe Biden's speeches
Quote:
"We were a little worried about Ozzy after the elderly rocker was stricken with pneumonia, but we were encouraged after listening to Ozzy's peaceful spoken word meditations album and he really is the only person who speaks anything close to Bidenese," DNC Chair Tom Perez said.
After going through several speech writers including Jar Jar Binks and The Swedish Chef, staffers realized that it wasn't the speech-writers making Biden sound like a complete jumbled mess but the politician himself.
Osbourne is excited about the new role.
"I just flumbba jigga pallug muhd, see?" Osbourne said in his first interview as translator. "And the jifflun huhhzzah willy jiggles."
Biden expressed some hesitance.
"Only one person can fill the tank of a leaf blower on a sunny day and that ain't slack, Jack."
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