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"If you are reading this, I have passed on from this world — not as big a deal for you as it was for me."
T. Boone Pickens
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This world is so F'ed up.
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Tweets are not showing for me today
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In reply to ProgN • 8:23p, 6/30/20
Prognightmare said:
This world is so F'ed up.
Go hug your boy

It makes all the difference when down

Smooches my dear
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In reply to Tanya 93 • 9:02p, 6/30/20
Tanya 93 said:
Prognightmare said:
This world is so F'ed up.
Go hug your boy

It makes all the difference when down

Smooches my dear
Back at you

And I have him this week and the city fireworks shows is 1 mile from my house so he'll be super excited.
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In reply to ProgN • 9:10p, 6/30/20
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Swing by the house Friday. Seriously! He'll see the slide! Traffic should be slow at the time. Love to see you! By traffic I mean crowds.
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In reply to mazzag • 9:11p, 6/30/20
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Swing by the house Friday. Seriously! He'll see the slide! Traffic should be slow at the time. Love to see you!
Will do, and your July 4th decorations are awesome.
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In reply to ProgN • 9:15p, 6/30/20
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Thank you! I'm proud every year to put them up. They may stay till November.
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It's funny and true

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an oldie but still true

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In reply to rab79 • 9:59p, 6/30/20
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This is so true and that's what makes it funny.
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NO AMNESTY!

in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.
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NO AMNESTY!

in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.
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NO AMNESTY!

in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.
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In reply to TacosaurusRex • 8:46a, 7/1/20
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TacosaurusRex said:


Even more...

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TacosaurusRex said:


Even more...

I have a serious crush on Kate, and for some reason she follows me on the twitters.
"If you are reading this, I have passed on from this world — not as big a deal for you as it was for me."
T. Boone Pickens
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mazzag said:
Someone needs to make a mix up with this and Ogeron vs closed captioning.
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The definition of "being in your head".

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Ozzy Osbourne hired to interpret Joe Biden's speeches

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"We were a little worried about Ozzy after the elderly rocker was stricken with pneumonia, but we were encouraged after listening to Ozzy's peaceful spoken word meditations album and he really is the only person who speaks anything close to Bidenese," DNC Chair Tom Perez said.

After going through several speech writers including Jar Jar Binks and The Swedish Chef, staffers realized that it wasn't the speech-writers making Biden sound like a complete jumbled mess but the politician himself.
Osbourne is excited about the new role.

"I just flumbba jigga pallug muhd, see?" Osbourne said in his first interview as translator. "And the jifflun huhhzzah willy jiggles."

Biden expressed some hesitance.

"Only one person can fill the tank of a leaf blower on a sunny day and that ain't slack, Jack."
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