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From the same guy who brought you,"I Think My Dog's a Democrat"...
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From tonight's rally in NH
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In reply to ProgN • 10:39p, 2/10/20
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Prognightmare said:
That's nuts!!!
Law Hall 8G
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In reply to goodag90 • 10:46p, 2/10/20
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goodag90 said:
Prognightmare said:
That's nuts!!!


Just like the commies in california to think that their internet is more important than the months of hard work by that little bird.
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In reply to ProgN • 2:12a, 2/11/20
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Prognightmare said:

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In reply to annie88 • 6:43a, 2/11/20
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annie88 said:


Exactly. I've told my bleeding heart lib buddy, who thinks Trump is a Nazi, these facts a few times and never has an answer. Used to be fun arguing with him, now it's just sad.
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7:33a, 2/11/20
This isn't a tweet, but I don't want to start a new thread for it so I'll just post here.

Sporcle quiz:



https://www.sporcle.com/games/warriorlan1/joe-biden-or-michael-scott

I scored 15/18, but only because I've watched The Office a lot. Surprisingly tough quiz.
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Hey...so.. um
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In reply to Liquid Wrench • 7:43a, 2/11/20
Body By Fisher said:
This isn't a tweet, but I don't want to start a new thread for it so I'll just post here.

Sporcle quiz:



https://www.sporcle.com/games/warriorlan1/joe-biden-or-michael-scott

I scored 15/18, but only because I've watched The Office a lot. Surprisingly tough quiz.


15/18 for me too, but mainly just because I like the office. All of my incorrect answers I said michael scott because I thought there is no way Joe Biden said that. I was wrong 3 times.

Edit: 30 minutes too late to get 16 of 18. Just watched the episode where michael scott says he needs to get YouTube down here. The roast episode. How could I forget.
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In reply to BlueMiles • 8:23a, 2/11/20
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Loved Dick Van Dyke show! Remember that episode will. It's on Hulu now, I still watch now and then!
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8:25a, 2/11/20
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Who Is this guy and why is he wasting his time and money on this?

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9:01a, 2/11/20
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In reply to captkirk • 9:13a, 2/11/20
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This is akin to the report I heard on NPR this morning that said in addition to the Corona Virus US companies were hurt trying to sell in China because the US dollar was so gosh darn strong. I kid you not, they are trying to turn Trump successes into liabilities, it's all they got.
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9:22a, 2/11/20


"sustainable diamonds" ???
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9:28a, 2/11/20
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i would love to hear the explanation behind both of those assertions.
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In reply to ProgN • 9:37a, 2/11/20
Prognightmare said:


"sustainable diamonds" ???
"lab grown" i.e. man made
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In reply to TexAg1987 • 9:39a, 2/11/20
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TexAg1987 said:
Prognightmare said:


"sustainable diamonds" ???
"lab grown" i.e. man made
AKA "cubic zirconia."
Buy a man eat fish, he day, teach fish man, to a lifetime.

- Joe Biden

I think that, to be very honest with you, I do believe that we should have rightly believed, but we certainly believe that certain issues are just settled.

- Kamala Harris
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In reply to ProgN • 9:40a, 2/11/20
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In reply to TexAg1987 • 9:43a, 2/11/20
Thanks, try offering those to your girl on Valentine's Day or your anniversary and see how much tail you get.
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In reply to ProgN • 9:55a, 2/11/20
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Prognightmare said:
Thanks, try offering those to your girl on Valentine's Day or your anniversary and see how much tail you get.
Will it be sustainable and ethical?
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10:28a, 2/11/20
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In reply to ProgN • 10:32a, 2/11/20
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Prognightmare said:


"sustainable diamonds" ???


Translation - I get these for free which makes them quite sustainable
The world needs mean tweets

My Pronouns Ultra and MAGA

Trump 2024
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In reply to ProgN • 11:30a, 2/11/20
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Prognightmare said:
If biden is in the race in March we all need to vote for mickey mouse in the democratic primary.
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In reply to CanyonAg77 • 12:09p, 2/11/20
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Sustainable: For you, no.

Ethical: Is your wife showing you mercy ethical? Highly ethical.
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2:10p, 2/11/20
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Get in my belly!

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In reply to RK • 2:12p, 2/11/20
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RK said:
i would love to hear the explanation behind both of those assertions.
My bet is the gold is organic, which means it doesn't matter how many African children had to work in slave labor to mine, because it's organic.
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In reply to annie88 • 2:15p, 2/11/20
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annie88 said:
Get in my belly!

10/10 WB
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I see the Washington post picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue, taking amphetamines and smoking crack.

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In reply to BQ_90 • 2:35p, 2/11/20
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BQ_90 said:
RK said:
i would love to hear the explanation behind both of those assertions.
My bet is the gold is organic, which means it doesn't matter how many African children had to work in slave labor to mine, because it's organic.
...just like hydrocarbons
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In reply to ProgN • 3:04p, 2/11/20
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Prognightmare said:


"sustainable diamonds" ???
Thats like the libs saying " I only jerk off with organic Vaseline"
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