BREAKING NEWS: AOC IS WORKING ON LEGISLATION TO MAKE THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE TUITION FREE
— ๐บ๐ธ๐Chris White๐๐บ๐ธ (@PISDI94_96) August 12, 2026
So True and so crazy. pic.twitter.com/1ndHlimwtE
— Johnny Midnight โก๏ธ (@its_The_Dr) August 12, 2026
People loved when AOC live streamed her harvesting eggs but when I try to live stream harvesting sperm people get all mad
— Dr. Richard Harambe (@Richard_Harambe) August 12, 2026
When AOC heard that baking soda cleans the oven๐ pic.twitter.com/mQDsjRppNC
— My moms caregiver (@mymomcare) August 12, 2026
— Nix (@TexasNix) August 12, 2026
— Taxation Is Theft (@TaxationEsTheft) August 12, 2026
Hunter Biden says AOC is the future of politics. And here I was thinking he QUIT smoking crack.
— Jimmy Failla (@jimmyfailla) August 13, 2026
Smoke Crack Mountain!!๐๐๐ pic.twitter.com/5tf0VDAtTC
— SaltyGoat (@SaltyGoat17) August 12, 2026
Democrat Mayors Report Violent Crime Down 40% Since They Redefined โViolentโ And โCrimeโ https://t.co/8Dc7ifsnAA
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) August 13, 2026
Tucker Carlson Releases Exclusive Interview With Dredged-Up Corpse Of Osama Bin Laden https://t.co/fB5ZVDZmer
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) August 13, 2026
Elon Musks introduction as the new owner of the UK . The ending ๐ฉ๐คฃ๐ pic.twitter.com/nSPuRUdQoR
— DFF (@DumbFxckFinder) August 12, 2026
One of the least surprising things we've learned today is that Brian Stelter has the McDonald's app. pic.twitter.com/wL73XJdrh3
— Stephen L. Miller (@redsteeze) August 13, 2026
The White House made a Rubio Realizing Meme collage for his birthday (May 28), which the president & others signed https://t.co/5oVDfTFaed pic.twitter.com/S2KsnRta3S
— Marc Caputo (@MarcACaputo) August 13, 2026
Peggy Flanagan fundraising email: "In almost 250 years, there's never been a Native woman serving in the US Senate."
— Chuck Ross (@ChuckRossDC) August 12, 2026
cc @ewarren pic.twitter.com/NjcWeB4p6x
TRM said:Peggy Flanagan fundraising email: "In almost 250 years, there's never been a Native woman serving in the US Senate."
— Chuck Ross (@ChuckRossDC) August 12, 2026
cc @ewarren pic.twitter.com/NjcWeB4p6x
So the CIA can hack into my
— Old Salty Marine (@BamaSaltyMarine) August 13, 2026
TV and hear everyword I say.
But a McDonaldโs employee can't hear me say "no pickles" through their drive-thru speaker?
The new White House press secretary if Trump wants to win the midterms pic.twitter.com/nAAIqNFCt3
— Sir Doge of the Coin โ๏ธ (@dogeofficialceo) August 13, 2026
WNBA Brings In Revered Supreme Court Justice To Help Determine What A Woman Is https://t.co/iorLmD0pII
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) August 13, 2026
Mamdani Grocery Stores To Feature Innovative New 'Queue Where You Wait For Loaves Of Leavened Flour Products' https://t.co/EE3sPZE9vf
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) August 13, 2026
Karoline Leavitt Prepared For Motherhood After Spending Last Two Years Answering Millions Of Stupid Questions https://t.co/YfDXXMZEsm
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) August 13, 2026
Top 10 Reasons To Move To Colorado https://t.co/3gVuqr6cVq
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) August 13, 2026
Massachusetts Democrats Unveil Statue Of Molech At State Capitol https://t.co/MzBGj4IUZn
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) August 13, 2026
Let this sink in....
— Jack (@jackunheard) August 13, 2026
15 women... gathered together... in a room... for hours...
and they couldn't decide on what a woman is. https://t.co/10fX6Jmhbr
10 Irrefutable Pro-Abortion Arguments To Destroy Your Pro-Life Friends https://t.co/PyMptcoR34
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) August 13, 2026
Kamala Harris Issues Dire Warning That SAVE America Act Could Result In America Being Saved https://t.co/dyXgRavq4g
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) August 13, 2026
Rest Of Country Holds Recall Election On State Of California https://t.co/D8xRD42C4V
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) August 14, 2026
No one truly ever knows the insanity of liberal logic.
— Steve ๐บ๐ธ (@SteveLovesAmmo) August 13, 2026
Parody is reality. pic.twitter.com/3O6e18Z7TB