*****Official Funny Political Tweet Thread***** - Page 2878

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8:23p, 4/29/26

Trump Gala Dinner Suggested Attire: pic.twitter.com/k1iisu2Gf8
— Commie Crusher (@commiecrusher85) April 27, 2026

I don’t get enough credit for the things I manage not to say.

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8:33p, 4/29/26

Democracy is literally dying in America unless Democrats can draw congressional districts based on race, count illegal aliens in the census, and end requirements to show an ID to vote.
— Greg Price (@greg_price11) April 29, 2026

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10:16p, 4/29/26

If I had a dollar for every time I heard someone mistake World War II for World War 11………………….

I would have 1 dollar.
— One Bad Dude (@OneBadDude_) April 29, 2026

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10:33p, 4/29/26

Just checking in Eric Swallowswell 😂 pic.twitter.com/j0YCTnu9LX
— Denise 🇺🇸 (@NoDMsPerfavore) April 30, 2026

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10:59p, 4/29/26

😬 pic.twitter.com/EdmiJg9hri
— Planet Of Memes (@PlanetOfMemes) April 30, 2026

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11:07p, 4/29/26

Dumbass pic.twitter.com/TNInhxu7hz
— Headshok1962 (@Headshok1962) April 29, 2026

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11:12p, 4/29/26

HOY EN UN NUEVO CAPÍTULO DE:

“¿PORQUÉ LOS HOMBRES VIVEN MENOS QUE LAS MUJERES?”

2 hombres cumpliendo el sueño de los otros 4,000,000,000 de hombres que habitamos el mundo pic.twitter.com/T56gcZc7mx
— Nicolás Schenquerman (@nicoschenquer) April 29, 2026

Translation:

TODAY IN A NEW CHAPTER OF:

"WHY DO MEN LIVE LESS THAN WOMEN?"

2 men fulfilling the dream of the other 4,000,000,000 men who inhabit the world

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12:13a, 4/30/26

Gonna have to find another way to cheat 😭 pic.twitter.com/VLHbvM70eB
— TONY™ (@TONYxTWO) April 29, 2026

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12:25a, 4/30/26

Fact checked and it’s true ✅ pic.twitter.com/dZQ1yNFdvp
— Anticommie (@QueenAnticommie) April 29, 2026

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6:24a, 4/30/26

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7:52a, 4/30/26

Liberal woman gets charged for damaging a guys flag.

Then begs for forgiveness when he decides to press charges.

Think before you act. It’s not that difficult. pic.twitter.com/1YuyZj99aT
— Based Jessica (@RealJessica) April 29, 2026

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In reply to BadMoonRisin • 8:05a, 4/30/26

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8:05a, 4/30/26

🚨 LMFAO! Marco Rubio just walked into the press briefing room to pretend he’d been appointed White House Press Secretary, as Karoline Leavitt’s on maternity leave

Can’t help but love this guy 🤣

NOBODY would be surprised if it was true! 😂 pic.twitter.com/bqwe8tacKI
— Nick Sortor (@nicksortor) April 29, 2026

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8:27a, 4/30/26

https://instagr.am/p/DXttAWbgNaI

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8:39a, 4/30/26

The downside of Gawker being gone is that a lot of kids who would have become harmless bloggers are now big city mayors. https://t.co/oXvahUVrEA
— Jarvis (@jarvis_best) April 30, 2026

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8:44a, 4/30/26

When a tornado hits in 2027…👀 pic.twitter.com/irP8bHz5Zc
— Gatlin Didier (@gatlin_didier) April 29, 2026

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10:07a, 4/30/26

'Is It Too Late To Ask Who Gerry Mander Is?' KBJ Whispers To Clarence Thomas https://t.co/n93bax1b1j pic.twitter.com/OPEEbYvyBS
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) April 29, 2026

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10:32a, 4/30/26

Government overreach? In Austin? You don't say!!! /s

It’s 1989 in Austin and you're going to jail for playing fantasy football! 🏈😲🤣

AUSTIN, Texas (@fox7austin) — Imagine being handcuffed and hauled off to jail simply for checking box scores and participating in a football pool with your friends. While it sounds impossible in… pic.twitter.com/ueGp89nfTG
— Chris Walker (@WalkerATX) April 30, 2026

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10:34a, 4/30/26

Like that famous scene from the film “Love Actually”…

This is “Hamas Actually - the infidel edition”

Western liberals really are gullible useful idiots pic.twitter.com/aLLTyxjhUE
— Mor Edge Insight (@MorEdge_Insight) April 30, 2026

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10:35a, 4/30/26

How to survive Europe in 2026. pic.twitter.com/H88sgS5O9B
— Dr. Simon (@goddek) April 29, 2026

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10:36a, 4/30/26

Please be patient for a few minutes as the thousands of Strait of Hormuz Twitter experts are making the shift over to the Voting Rights Act.

They will be with you momentarily....
— US Oil & Gas Association (@US_OGA) April 29, 2026

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10:38a, 4/30/26

Please be patient for a few minutes as the thousands of Strait of Hormuz Twitter experts are making the shift over to the Voting Rights Act.

They will be with you momentarily....
— US Oil & Gas Association (@US_OGA) April 29, 2026

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10:39a, 4/30/26

Good morning ☀️😃 pic.twitter.com/OJoh05ExjG
— Steve 🇺🇸 (@SteveLovesAmmo) April 29, 2026

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10:40a, 4/30/26

Congratulations to Washington Gov Bob Ferguson and Seattle Mayor Katie Wilson on being named as Nashville's Realtors of the Year after successfully getting Starbucks to leave the Evergreen State pic.twitter.com/r63mm2yN1F
— Ari Hoffman (@thehoffather) April 30, 2026

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10:43a, 4/30/26

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10:44a, 4/30/26

pic.twitter.com/0I9KuN5z2d
— ☘️𝕃𝕦𝕔𝕜𝕪 Ƒʉͫcͧкͭιͪηͣ 𝕄𝕔𝔾𝕖𝕖‎ (@LuckyMcGee) April 30, 2026

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10:49a, 4/30/26

You literally drew this atrocity. https://t.co/FGUbaFwYCZ pic.twitter.com/LbWhhphyrW
— Andrew Follett (@AndrewCFollett) April 29, 2026

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10:53a, 4/30/26

CNN enters the chat https://t.co/KFN9X6ZfNa pic.twitter.com/RDlCvZBO9k
— The Dank Knight 🦇 (@capeandcowell) April 29, 2026

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11:13a, 4/30/26

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11:27a, 4/30/26

Dead ☠️💀☠️ pic.twitter.com/0uOrALG7Sm
— EducatëdHillbilly™ (@RobProvince) April 29, 2026

Worth the watch!!

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12:21p, 4/30/26

Marco Rubio realizing he has to be the new senior VP at JPM's leveraged finance division pic.twitter.com/cUkaC0XUv7
— 𝐄𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐞𝐭 𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐞 (@EffMktHype) April 30, 2026

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12:42p, 4/30/26

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12:43p, 4/30/26

This is probably true

Clarence Thomas after being forced to listen to Ketanji Brown Jackson spout off nonsense all day long. pic.twitter.com/pgLyQpgPno
— Planet Of Memes (@PlanetOfMemes) April 30, 2026

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12:45p, 4/30/26

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12:49p, 4/30/26

We need 10 seasons of this. pic.twitter.com/Zc7Fs2i5AE
— Fight With Memes (@FightWithMemes) April 30, 2026