*****Official Funny Political Tweet Thread*****

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annie88 said:



If they are married long enough they will for sure know what "hormones running crazy" is like.
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Uncle Howdy said:



I know I shouldn't have gotten a stitch in my side laughing at that, but dammit I did
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BQ78 said:

WTH is going on there? I know they are scary but alligators typically aren't aggressive and just want to be let alone. So why is that ******* screwing with them?
Cant tell for sure but looks like an enclosed circle...like its a farm or an exhibit or something. There's enough stuff to clearly tell this isn't "the wild"

Maybe he had a reason to get their asses off the bank or not...either way looks like a "nah really brah just watch this..." moment
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Uncle Howdy said:




One of those gators was like "come get some"......WHACK........"aww screw that".
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Is that Cotton sitting next to Kennedy, trying to hide his amusement?
I LOVE Sen. Kennedy.
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Are Dems really this insane?

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aggiehawg said:

Are Dems really this insane?


Sounds a tad insurrectiony
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captkirk said:


Gonna be embarrassing when the FBI outs their own entrapment scheme
You do not have a soul. You are a soul that has a body.

We sing Hallelujah! The Lamb has overcome!
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captkirk said:

aggiehawg said:

Are Dems really this insane?


Sounds a tad insurrectiony
Don't the Brits do this?
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Hubert J. Farnsworth said:

Uncle Howdy said:




One of those gators was like "come get some"......WHACK........"aww screw that".



I can't stop watching that shovel whacking the gator. In my head, the first one hollered "a la verga!"
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captkirk said:


Weird how these guys were never identified when they did their Nazi cosplay now and then. It's like they just evaporated into thin air after their marches.
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aggiehawg said:

Are Dems really this insane?




Seriously who let this 11th grader make a presentation on the floor? And if this is real and not an AI simulation, who elected this kid? I'm expecting him to say boom goes the dynamite.
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Ag In Ok said:

aggiehawg said:

Are Dems really this insane?




Seriously who let this 11th grader make a presentation on the floor? And if this is real and not an AI simulation, who elected this kid? I'm expecting him to say boom goes the dynamite.
All political theater from the party of the feels.
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aggiehawg said:

Are Dems really this insane?






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ProgN said:

aggiehawg said:

Are Dems really this insane?









That sounds like treason
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They can protect our democracy by having a shadowy cabal overturning the will of the people? We are reaching levels of ******ed that have never even been thought possible.
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Bondag said:

ProgN said:

aggiehawg said:

Are Dems really this insane?









That sounds like treason
But it's to save The Democracy!
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SpreadsheetAg said:


Great ending!
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BadMoonRisin said:



Never forget what they did to the public over a weak ass cold virus.


I will never forgive those idiots that took so many freedoms away. Fauci should be imprisoned for the rest of his life
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Elections are when people find out what politicians stand for, and politicians find out what people will fall for.
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Hubert J. Farnsworth said:

Uncle Howdy said:




One of those gators was like "come get some"......WHACK........"aww screw that".


Those were TFNGs
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Murder Hornet said:

BadMoonRisin said:



Never forget what they did to the public over a weak ass cold virus.


I will never forgive those idiots that took so many freedoms away. Fauci should be imprisoned for the rest of his life
No. Fauci should be tried and hung. Letting him live out his life in prison is too kind for the damage he caused.
" 'People that read with pictures think that it's simply about a mask' - Dana Loesch" - Ban Cow Gas

"Truth is treason in the empire of lies." - Dr. Ron Paul

Big Tech IS the empire of lies

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Elections are when people find out what politicians stand for, and politicians find out what people will fall for.
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93MarineHorn said:

captkirk said:


Weird how these guys were never identified when they did their Nazi cosplay now and then. It's like they just evaporated into thin air after their marches.


Or back to their desks at FBI headquarters.
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" 'People that read with pictures think that it's simply about a mask' - Dana Loesch" - Ban Cow Gas

"Truth is treason in the empire of lies." - Dr. Ron Paul

Big Tech IS the empire of lies

TEXIT
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waitwhat? said:

Murder Hornet said:

BadMoonRisin said:



Never forget what they did to the public over a weak ass cold virus.


I will never forgive those idiots that took so many freedoms away. Fauci should be imprisoned for the rest of his life
No. Fauci should be tried and hung. Letting him live out his life in prison is too kind for the damage he caused.


Fauci should go down in history as one of, if not the, most sinister mass murderers ever.
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BQ78 said:

WTH is going on there? I know they are scary but alligators typically aren't aggressive and just want to be let alone. So why is that ******* screwing with them?

So, you're saying this is a croc?


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SpreadsheetAg said:



Cryogenics



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