mazzag said:

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😂 pic.twitter.com/XRej9q6nGx

— Spill The Memes (@SpillTheMemes) October 24, 2024

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Balls to the Walz pic.twitter.com/eij3UawFOi

— ┌П┐(•_•)🇺🇸🏴‍☠️🎮 (@demcommies) October 24, 2024

Holy Crap!! This dude is awesome. He needs his own show. Wow!! pic.twitter.com/PLpEABAZ5P

— Juanita Broaddrick (@atensnut) October 25, 2024

The cocalne wasn’t Hunter Bidens.

Watch this. 👀pic.twitter.com/tTYp1KzWit

— American AF 🇺🇸 (@iAnonPatriot) October 25, 2024

Tim Walz spotted at the bank pic.twitter.com/RLnfcsjSlG

— AB (@AB84) October 24, 2024

pic.twitter.com/oU1LCShvyI

— DogeDesigner (@cb_doge) October 24, 2024

Media and Harris/Walz painted me as the “Crazy” one pic.twitter.com/Anan1P7CzS

— AB (@AB84) October 24, 2024

An immigrant who urinates in public in Russia is educated by a Russian patriot.

pic.twitter.com/lHqy8KF6NJ

— Europe Invasion (@EuropeInvasions) October 24, 2024

rocky the dog said:

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Tulsi Gabbard Finally Realizes She’s Far Too Attractive To Be A Democrat https://t.co/RE7q4wGZgq pic.twitter.com/9yxiDGvgOk

— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) October 24, 2024

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There was great rejoicing in the GOP yesterday as former Democrat Tulsi Gabbard finally realized that she's far too good-looking to be a Democrat.

Sources close to Gabbard say the realization was a long time in coming, but that she finally decided to switch sides after realizing that she didn't blend in at all.

"I'd felt very out of place for a while now," Gabbard said as she announced she was now a Republican. "Everyone around me was either a creepy perv like Walz or a mummy like Pelosi or some uggo like Kamala. And then half of the Dems were just trans and pretending to be the other gender, honestly. I'm just glad to be joining the party with all the lookers, you know? Finally settled that one. Second Amendment, can I get an amen?"

Attractiveness experts agreed that Gabbard no longer had a place among the "sea of androgynous bags" that make up the Democrat Party. "We're so glad she finally realizes how gorgeous she is," said attractiveness expert Bubbs Bronson from Fort Wayne, Indiana. "Easy on the eyes, that's for sure!"

Gabbard is currently ranked as 43rd best-looking member of the GOP, 21 spots below Thomas Massie, and far from attractive enough to displace someone at the top of the food chain like Ted Cruz. However, sources at Fox News say that she's more than attractive enough to get a spot at their outlet whenever she retires from politics.

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Worst Allegation Yet? Woman Alleges In 1993 Trump Touched Her Inappropriately With Classified Documents While Praising Hitler https://t.co/UTr0mm6ynz pic.twitter.com/M7zMVJpL8W

— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) October 24, 2024

“Tim Walz groped me 32 years ago.” pic.twitter.com/ee2S9mMSCk

— Dumbass Photoshop (@DumbassPhotoshp) October 24, 2024