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In reply to nortex97 • 9:10p, 7/1/24
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nortex97 said:


Pretty sure the closest Joe got to winning a debate was when Trump tried to talk over him the whole time. Even then, it wasn't a victory.
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I guarantee you someone will think that's a racist joke, and not a dick joke…
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Well, they should have used an overripe banana.
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In reply to Twisted Helix • 10:11p, 7/1/24
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Twisted Helix said:
I'm pretty sure Mike Is maybe an inch taller than Barry.

Cheap fake
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In reply to swampstander • 10:25p, 7/1/24
She? is broader through the shoulders that's for sure.
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She? is broader through the shoulders that's for sure.
Definitely.
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Twisted Helix said:

I assume this is a priceless work of art now?

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/12/06/arts/design/banana-art-basel-miami.html

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comes Maurizio Cattelan's (somewhat overripe) banana pinned to the wall with gray duct tape.

For three buyers at Art Basel Miami, who paid between $120,000 and $150,000 each for such pieces this week,
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taxpreparer said:
Fightin_Aggie said:
JPAg88 said:
What a nightmare that was…ugghhh!


I loved speed dialing on a rotary phone. Quite a challenge!




Radio call-in contests. Dial 6 numbers and hold the 7th, to let it dial when the d.j. said it was time to call.
I lived in a dorm where all the telephone connections were in a small closet at the end of the hallway. Using a couple of alligator clips, you could connect two rooms together. If you called one of the rooms, the phone would ring in both rooms, and an argument would usually ensue about "who called whom".

We would hardwire our dorm phone through our stereo amplifier system, so everyone in the room could listen to these "conversations".

We could also provide feedback to make the phone sound like a radio station dj. We would randomly call girls in the adjoining girls dorm, and inform them that they had "won" some random contest from a local radio station. It was interesting as to how long it would take each girl to realize they were being pranked.
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aggiehawg said:

"the only person ever to defeat Donald Trump." Did he though?
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If you can't beat Orange Man...
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It's funny, not funny, how the hysterical dissenting Supreme Court justices and Biden proclaim the vile and illegal things Trump would do if re-elected after latest SCOTUS immunity ruling. No conservative person even remotely thought of this. Classic Saul Alinsky tactic of accusing your opponent of what you did or would do.
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Someone else on Twitter commented she looks like she's had a Xanax and several glasses of wine.


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