Edit to add, he has a bunch of stars for only 66 posts.
https://texags.com/account/profile/314225
Can’t be unseen 🤣 pic.twitter.com/En0eNdYuAK
— Clown World ™ 🤡 (@ClownWorld_) June 24, 2024
My bad grabbed the first one I found that still had the original videoaggiejayrod said:Rongagin71 said:Smooch-Wallace is off to a great start as a poster.Smoochie-Wallace II said:Fightin_Aggie said:Ag83 said:
For us olds who didn't catch the Hawk Tuah meme yet
It is what you thought it was
You found a ridiculous video with an annoying voice that barely described the meme, and didn't show the actual video. I want 1:23 back.
He ain't wrong
Seems accurate. pic.twitter.com/P4cPPHmtbW
— 🇺🇸𝓒𝓱𝓪𝓭🇺🇸𝓗𝓪𝓻𝓻𝓲𝓼𝓸𝓷🇺🇸 (@Texas_jeep__guy) June 23, 2024
In the new movie, Mrs. Winterbourne, talk show host Ricki Lake plays the part of a young mother-to-be.
— Norm Macdonald Joke of the Day (@NormSNLJokes) June 24, 2024
According to the film's producers, Ms. Lake was so serious about achieving a realistic pregnant look, she forced herself to lose thirty pounds. pic.twitter.com/dwwHHdtiVu
Had to skip church this morning. In the middle of Sunday School the alarm went off on my phone to tell me the brisket was ahead of schedule. Got home just in time. Jesus forgives. Brisket does not.
— Erick Erickson (@EWErickson) June 23, 2024
nortex97 said:Had to skip church this morning. In the middle of Sunday School the alarm went off on my phone to tell me the brisket was ahead of schedule. Got home just in time. Jesus forgives. Brisket does not.
— Erick Erickson (@EWErickson) June 23, 2024
Decency is on the ballot 🤡 pic.twitter.com/alrSQs7NsR
— Sara Rose 🇺🇸🌹 (@saras76) June 24, 2024
On my flight back to DC both pilots are women which sparked a debate amongst our group about whether using the term “cockpit,” was appropriate. We decided to call it a “clitpit,” which also makes it hijack-proof since male hijackers would never be able to find it.
— 𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖_𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 (@SundaeDivine) June 23, 2024
The local HOA sent this homeowner a letter saying that they need to have a fence blocking their trash cans from view.
— Texas 🇺🇸 (@MustangMan_TX) June 23, 2024
Seems the homeowner has a special message for HOA Karen! 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/a0ogRKXk0c
Walt Disney Posthumously Fired By Walt Disney Company For Being White Male https://t.co/ykIclLIv5D pic.twitter.com/zvSYoX3chH
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) June 23, 2024
They wanted to escape secretly but were caught by the officer. 🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/A6G7jhONVp
— Figen (@TheFigen_) June 23, 2024
Sad: Chicago Mayor Has No One To Award Reparations To Because Everyone Got Murdered https://t.co/5nziWCXYmA pic.twitter.com/AlWomSPWvi
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) June 22, 2024
Doubly funny because the 1848 state constitution ended indentured servitude, cementing Illinois as a free state. Granted, California never had slaves and we know they're still demanding reparations.Biz Ag said:Sad: Chicago Mayor Has No One To Award Reparations To Because Everyone Got Murdered https://t.co/5nziWCXYmA pic.twitter.com/AlWomSPWvi
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) June 22, 2024
Biz Ag said:They wanted to escape secretly but were caught by the officer. 🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/A6G7jhONVp
— Figen (@TheFigen_) June 23, 2024
Penguin said nope.. 😂 pic.twitter.com/RZ5K9co5hJ
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) June 22, 2024
Native Americans in upstate New York are trying to block plans to build a K-Mart on the site of a Mohican burial ground.
— Norm Macdonald Joke of the Day (@NormSNLJokes) June 24, 2024
In addition, they were upset to learn that sales at this particular K-Mart will be announced, "Attention K-Mart savages." pic.twitter.com/6cm0fxVrbx