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In reply to oh no • 8:42p, 6/12/24
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oh no said:


They beat Florida? Upset alert!
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I laughed a lot at this.
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In reply to HoustonAg2106 • 9:33p, 6/12/24
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Texas D
Mississippi F
South Carolina C
Tennessee C
Georgia C
Missouri D+
Louisiana D
Kentucky F
Alabama F
Florida F

SEC! SEC! SEC! SEC!
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CanyonAg77 said:
Texas D
Mississippi F
South Carolina C
Tennessee C
Georgia C
Missouri D+
Louisiana D
Kentucky F
Alabama F
Florida F

SEC! SEC! SEC! SEC!

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In reply to Whoop Delecto • 10:28p, 6/12/24
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51 states! See, Obama was right!


(Maybe he said 53)


I think it was 57 but I could be mistaken.
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In reply to Whoop Delecto • 10:37a, 6/13/24
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Whoop Delecto said:
51 states! See, Obama was right!


(Maybe he said 53)
57
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oh no said:


They beat Florida? Upset alert!
The more communist the better the grade

What. a. coincidence.
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Pathetic

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Truth

Quote:

A Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again and it won again.
The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the Pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
The next day the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.

This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Pastor to get rid of the donkey.
The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

The Bishop fainted.
He informed the Nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey so she sold it to a farm for $10.
The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10

This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.

The Bishop was buried the next day.
The moral of the story is . . . being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery and even shorten your life.

So be yourself and enjoy life.
Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and just cover your own !!!
You'll be a lot happier and live longer!

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Pathetic


I noticed as I have aged into my 60s that putting on my sunglasses (as President Biden does at the end of this clip) helps me see things in the distance much clearer.

Not.
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Still awesome.

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