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ATX_AG_08 said:






He will never get a little behind in his work.




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12th Man said:






So ….

Who woks the dog?



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They start behaving shellfishly?!




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We used to go a place in Bellaire called The Hong Kong Chef that was exactly like this. When we first started, in the '90s, the old couple ran the place and their daughter and son-in-law helped out. The older couple retired and the younger couple took over. Unfortunately, they sold it out shortly before HEB decided to rebuild their store and demolished the whole strip center for the two story parking garage. I went in once and asked where Mimi was, and was greeted with "Who?" We've been looking for food that good ever since. Our kids were always entertained by the older couple yelling at each other.
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lurker76 said:

12th Man said:



We used to go a place in Bellaire called The Hong Kong Chef that was exactly like this. When we first started, in the '90s, the old couple ran the place and their daughter and son-in-law helped out. The older couple retired and the younger couple took over. Unfortunately, they sold it out shortly before HEB decided to rebuild their store and demolished the whole strip center for the two story parking garage. I went in once and asked where Mimi was, and was greeted with "Who?" We've been looking for food that good ever since. Our kids were always entertained by the older couple yelling at each other.

Years and years ago (40-43) in a little strip center there was a similar Italian restaurant called Capprichio's. You walked in and sat down and ate whatever Mama C and her boys were cooking that night. No menu. Just some of the best Italian food I've had to this day.
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lurker76 said:

12th Man said:



We used to go a place in Bellaire called The Hong Kong Chef that was exactly like this. When we first started, in the '90s, the old couple ran the place and their daughter and son-in-law helped out. The older couple retired and the younger couple took over. Unfortunately, they sold it out shortly before HEB decided to rebuild their store and demolished the whole strip center for the two story parking garage. I went in once and asked where Mimi was, and was greeted with "Who?" We've been looking for food that good ever since. Our kids were always entertained by the older couple yelling at each other.
We pick up from JJ Garden on Beechnut at 610 on occasion. Grandma takes orders, husband and wife cook, grandkids in the first booth doing homework or rolling takeout cutlery.
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Biz Ag said:




That is the bravery our college students, especially liberal, have no concept of. Bravery isn't shouting at Jewish students going to class like it's Little Rock High. Bravery is something so much more. I genuinely hope they remain unidentified and no one is falsely accused of this.
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Ag In Ok said:

Biz Ag said:




That is the bravery our college students, especially liberal, have no concept of. Bravery isn't shouting at Jewish students going to class like it's Little Rock High. Bravery is something so much more. I genuinely hope they remain unidentified and no one is falsely accused of this.
You are 100% correct. I've seen quite a few anonymous posts on Twitter from brave Iranians celebrating his demise. Hopefully they remain anonymous.

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So now cameras are racist?

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CatD11Ag said:

So now cameras are racist?
Had to dig up the opinion piece from 2019.

Bottom line assertion: cameras, especially old film cameras, were designed to render white people's faces the correct color when doing color photography. Black people's photos were not the right color. When blacks and whites were photographed together, black faces came out too dark.

Obviously, this is intentional racism, not companies adjusting their product to their biggest customers, and nothing at all to do with the physics of gathering light in a lens, and the impossibility of getting light and dark surfaces to render equally in a single photo.
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Quote:

Someone on X made a joke that the Mossad took out the Iranian president and the agent was named Eli Copter


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Person can't make this stuff up….
Actually a congenital liar can. Ever notice how bite me has a propensity to name drop barack, as if he was obama's "fixer".
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CanyonAg77 said:

Quote:

Someone on X made a joke that the Mossad took out the Iranian president and the agent was named Eli Copter



Video is even better.

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