*****Official Funny Political Tweet Thread*****

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Ag In Ok
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What's more surprising is lack of a Beto for President sticker.
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Prognightmare said:


What are these idiots protesting?
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magnumtmp
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Prognightmare said:




Quick, hand me my torch.
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Hell, just run up and kick the ice away.
tamfal86
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I MISS BILL This is funny


It doesn't matter what party you belong to, this is good-natured
political humor from a show on Canadian TV, where a black comedian
said he misses Bill Clinton....


"Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton!" He was the closest thing
we ever got to having a real black man as President.

He plays the saxophone. He smoked weed. He had his way with ugly
white women. Even now? Look at him .... his wife works, and he
doesn't! And, he gets a check from the government every month.

Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's
shelves this week with "Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations'
distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.
Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill
Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada. When asked what
he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I don't know, I
never had one."

The Clinton revised judicial oath:
"I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I
believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know."

Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to have sex
in the Oval Office between the Bushes.



Tamfal86
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biobioprof said:

Shocking that this was not from FL




That's a nice car.
TexAg1987
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Hey...so.. um said:

biobioprof said:

Shocking that this was not from FL




That's a nice car.


It's got a rooftop pool.
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Quote:

Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's
shelves this week with "Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations' distinguished men.

It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.
Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FJB TRUMP 2024.
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annie88
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Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FJB TRUMP 2024.
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captkirk said:



I'd honestly like to know what she loves about America. Maybe how gullible we are?
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I'd honestly like to know what she loves about America. Maybe how gullible we are?

  • food
  • clothing
  • shelter
  • the ability to sleep through the night without being killed by a warlord
  • don't have to wear the burka
  • gullible press
  • fawning liberal useful idiots
  • ability to marry your brother
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annie88 said:


I haven't heard much about #MeToo since Kavanaugh joined the bench.
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Twitter is down. What do I do with my life
FrankK
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PrincessButtercup said:

Twitter is down. What do I do with my life
Live it, for a change!?! /jk
biobioprof
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MIAga82 said:

PrincessButtercup said:

Twitter is down. What do I do with my life
Live it, for a change!?! /jk
By coming here?!!!
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PrincessButtercup said:

Twitter is down. What do I do with my life
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PrincessButtercup said:

Twitter is down. What do I do with my life

Great, AOC can catch up on some work on her racist, misogynist committee assignments.
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PrincessButtercup said:

Twitter is down. What do I do with my life
T&Ps
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magnumtmp said:

Prognightmare said:




Quick, hand me my torch.
Would that be homicide or suicide?
GiveEmHellBill
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Prognightmare said:


FrioAg 00
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60th trimester abortion
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Prognightmare said:




What isn't being discussed - data.

Globally, women earn roughly 18 *Trillion* annually and in the USA drive 70-80% of all consumer spending. The fault is t with men not watching these games, it's with women not supporting it financially. And from a Forbes article a while back

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Women are females first and consumers second. Women around the world are more similar than they are different. They are united by their brain structures, hormone levels and biological role in birthing the human race. They are also united by their roles as caregivers, relationship builders and communicators.


What i see is sports marketing utterly failing at targeting women.
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oldarmy1 said:




This dude is nightmare fuel for Libs

A free thinking, America loving POC who knows the true history of politics in this country and he isn't afraid to tell others
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Lord of the Rangs.
Wish I had laugh/cry for that.
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